Snake

Chapter 21 Small Theater

one,

One day in the sky and one year in the ground, a whole life has passed without day and night in the ground, so all the ghosts always remember that the fight with Jiaoxian was vaguely last month, and the trauma in their hearts has not yet healed, and the Lord of the Mountain is swaggering Straight into hell.

No matter how you think about it, it is undoubtedly seeking revenge. The big monster and the little ghost are so frightened that they don't care about their superiority, and they push the only Lord Yama who was not at the scene that day to resist alone.After all, he was also an official appointed by the heavens, and his years of service were no shorter than Gong Xin's demon age, so the old King of Hades adjusted his clothes and bravely greeted the rare guests.

As a result, Jiaoxian is a master who cuts nonsense and gets straight to the point, avoiding all the fake polite greetings, and bluntly said, "Give me back my daughter!"

Hades didn't think about it, and asked in surprise, "Who is your lord's daughter?"

Gong Xin hung her face: "It was born 300 years ago."

Hades still doesn't know why.The judge next to him walked over in small steps, whispered a few words in his ear, and the King of Hades suddenly said, "Oh—but in the reincarnation of the world, the fate has not yet come, so I can't pay it back!"

Gong Xin drooped her eyes and snorted.

Yan Wang apologized and said, "Your Majesty copied down the horoscope of Miss's birthday, how about you go to the mortal world by yourself?"

Gong Xin hooked her fingers and plucked her ears, feeling uninterested.

The king of hell said again: "It is good for her to meet and form a good relationship."

Gong Xin waved her hand impatiently, pinched her waist with one hand and told Hades: "It doesn't matter if the fate is up or not, pinch her, let her come back and reincarnate."

The King of Hades was tongue-tied: "Where are you going to throw it?"

"Nonsense! Throw it into her mother's belly."

"Who is the mother?"

"My daughter-in-law!"

"Who is Madam?"

"Giant salamanders become fine."

"Oh, congratulations!"

"It's done, that's all, done!"

After finishing speaking, Jiaoxian twisted her waist and swung her hips, ready to turn around.

The King of Hades stopped him, and begged with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, it's embarrassing for me to step down!"

Gong Xinpi smiled, and said in one sentence: "Either give it to my daughter, or I will tear down your Palace of the Underworld."

When the voice fell, the person was no longer there, and he used a dodge trick to move himself to the universe.The rest of the people in the underworld stared at each other, vented their anger, and had nowhere to complain. They all wished they could break the Naihe Bridge.

And Gong Xin, who returned to the cave, didn't delay at all, grabbed the giant salamander who was suffocating with the tiger in the pool, pinched it under his arm, and happily ran to the cave.

When asked what he was doing in broad daylight, this shameless old goblin returned home with a straight face: "Have a daughter!"

After some cloud and rain, good things come true.

two,

Speaking of my third sister, Huzi and Erdan are actually a little terrified,

For the first 100 years, Gong Xin was disheartened and locked away in the mountains alone, not asking about anything, but the brothers were thinking about this blood connection, and ran to the world when they had time, only seeing the girl from a distance, knowing whether she was good or not, Ask for a little comfort.

Unexpectedly, thanks to the blessings of her biological father's practice, the third girl was born with a fortune and destiny, and a drifter who came with the water could also be hugged by a scholarly family, and her careful education was like her own child.In the year of Ji, the son of Youpeng was promised to marry.Husband and queen official worshiped Hanlin, and asked for an imperial order with her. The husband and wife loved each other, had a full house of children and grandchildren, and died at ninety, which can be said to be a profound blessing.

Afterwards, he was reincarnated and joined a wealthy family. His father had been the leader of martial arts for 30 years since he was 15 years old. As a result, he raised a daughter who was a heroine. She was outstanding in martial arts. She defeated her disciples and her older brothers. It swelled up my father's wrist.The old man was used to her, and Lao Huai comforted her: "Okay, okay, you will be the leader, and the old man will retire."

Ever since, the leader of the martial arts alliance retreated to the rivers and lakes to become his predecessor, and took his wife to travel around the mountains and rivers. For most of the year, he didn't know where people were at ease.

But this does not prevent the reincarnated Sanya from doing harm, ah no, to defend the order of the world.

Disagree with her being 16 years younger as the leader?beat!

Don't accept women as respected?beat!

Not convinced by her martial arts?beat!

Why don't you just refuse to accept it and come to challenge?Hit it to death!

In this way, within three years, the three girls conquered the whole world.Not to mention that no one came to call for battle, even a peddler would not dare to pass by her house, for fear that she would be too busy, so she would grab someone and threaten and lure her: "My friend, do you want to learn peerless martial arts? You don't need money for apprenticeship, but 50 taels instead." , including food and lodging, one-on-one teaching by the leader of the martial arts, and after you finish your studies, you will be guaranteed to be number two in the world!"

After a few years, recruiting students has turned into recruiting a son-in-law, and the same set of words are still used: "Xiao Langjun, do you want to do it upside down? No dowry, seven carts of dowry, don't force a son to have no merit exams, the martial arts leader warms the bed himself, a husband A single wife will never accept a small child, and after a hundred years, they will be buried together in the ancestral grave to build a big temple."

Er Dan, who had been on the sidelines for more than 20 years, helplessly raised his forehead: "Sure enough, it's the third sister!"

Huzi was very pleased: "As expected of the third sister!"

Such a third sister is finally going home after 300 years, and Huzi can't help applauding: "Now we can hide from the old man and attack the Heavenly Court. Kill that bearded stinky commander!"

Erdan tightly covered her eyes, feeling very melancholy.

three,

In fact, the giant salamander was snatched back by Gong Xin.

That day he was happily soaking in the cold water and singing folk songs. Although others sounded like a baby crying, he thought it was too beautiful, the sounds of nature.

Just as he was indulging in himself, a handful of dark clouds suddenly covered his head.Looking up, it turned out that it wasn't a dark cloud, but a beautiful woman with long hair trailing behind her heels.The beauty doesn't like to laugh, and she is especially domineering. When she meets her, she reaches out and rubs the marks on his eyes without saying a word.Finding that he couldn't rub it off, he suddenly spit out his tongue like a snake letter and licked him. After licking him, he picked it up and walked down the mountain without saying a word.

From then on, the giant salamander lived in the mountain master's cave.

Life is not difficult, but no matter how the two sons or the little demons explain it, the giant salamander can't remember anything, and it doesn't admit that it is a karma from a previous life that came to this life.He just wants to be a giant salamander lying in the mountain stream, sing and sing, become a master, and then sing more songs.

It was the first time he had intercourse with the mountain master, and people told him that it would help him improve his cultivation.

So he cultivated into a human body in a time that was twice as short as other monsters, twice as long as hundreds of years, and he thought happily that he was lucky enough to be helped by the Jiaoxian, and his great kindness and virtue were unforgettable. .

However, Gong Xin doesn't want his body, he only wants his body, his person, and it's best to give his heart earlier.The man kept calling him ugly.Giant salamander knows that this is his beloved's nickname, anyway, he is really ugly, so use it as you like, there is nothing unpleasant about it.

But in the past ten years, giant salamanders feel that they don't like to be called that.Because after listening to it once, I want to cry inexplicably, my heart is heavy, and I will be lost in thought.

When he was out of his mind, his mind was drifting and wandering, his thoughts were circling and circling, and he couldn't help muttering some incomprehensible things in his heart.Gong Xin can read minds, can hear, and loves to tease or blame.The giant salamander was ashamed, covered its heart and reprimanded: "It's okay to use this technique on me!"

Gong Xin lowered her eyebrows: "Then don't keep talking with your stomach!"

"I didn't mean to tell you."

"You didn't even move your mouth!"

The giant salamander choked.

Gong Xin snorted and said, "It's clear that you are trying to save yourself trouble."

The giant salamander blushed and refused to look up at him.

Huzi on the side suddenly hissed like a toothache, patted Er Dan on the shoulder, frowned and frowned, and said meaningfully: "I hear this very familiar."

Er Dan smiled: "Brother remembers more than me."

Huzi sneered and laughed: "I remember the old man calling me a bastard."

Gong Xin heard it, stared at him, and swept the two brothers out with a flick of his sleeves.Before falling outside the door, there was a clear curse in the wind: "Little bastard, remember your father's shortcoming!"

The stone gate fell, needless to say, Father Jiao used the giant salamander to "vent his anger" again!

The tiger didn't like it anymore, he bared his fangs, and bit the stone door wildly, and gnawed out a bigger dimple on his face.

four,

The Lord of the Mountain condescended to go to the underworld in person, and after returning, the giant salamander who turned into a boy succeeded in conceiving Sanya.This time it is not a mortal fetus, and it took three full years to give birth.

It was painful for seven days during the delivery, even if the giant salamander had endured for a long time with Gong Xin's celestial body protection, it was already exhausted and restless.

Gong Xin was even more anxious than him, with a high-pitched voice, pointing at the huge belly and yelling: "Unworthy girl, if you don't come out obediently, I will eat you!"

The giant salamander felt aggrieved upon hearing this, and said, "You are not allowed to eat her!"

"Oh!" Gong Xin immediately changed his routine, pointing at the two brothers outside the door, "Did you see your brother? Even gods dare to beat you, are you fierce? If you don't come out again, let them beat your ass until it blooms!"

The giant salamander was in pain and angry, beat the bed and kicked its legs, crying loudly: "Don't scare my daughter!"

"Oh!" Gong Xinsui rubbed his hands, and said kindly to his belly, "As long as you come out obediently, Daddy won't eat you, and won't let the brothers beat you, okay?"

Isn't it the same? !

——The giant salamander slandered inwardly, but shouted in his mouth: "Young girl won't do it, boy will you do it, you promise never to hit her."

Gong Xin was stunned for a moment, then scolded amusedly: "Brat, didn't you say you don't remember?"

"I don't remember!"

"Then I didn't say that."

"You bully people!"

"If you have a daughter but no man, you are partial."

"Tiger, bite him!"

"Ouch-"

So Dajiao was bitten by his son again.

So that night, thousands of trees and thousands of branches of glazed lights suddenly rose from the mountains, and the lights never went out, and there were babies crying loudly and lingering in the mountain wind.Some people say that it was the mountain god who gave a blessing, and the goddess descended to earth.