Shit shovel, come here

Chapter 11

I had no choice but to put down the handbag first, and went to the room to pick out new shorts and large pajamas: "You put it on first, I'm really not used to you not wearing anything now."

The Eldest Young Master subconsciously rolled his eyes. Although humans have much more white eyes than cats, the movement of rolling their eyes is very obvious, but Ling Zi's heart trembled. The Eldest Young Master would often roll his eyes at himself...

The young man is obviously not used to wearing clothes, nor is he used to standing up and walking. He walks crookedly, but he can still walk anyway.

"Sit down for a while, I'll cook." Ling Zi scratched his hair, feeling that this was the young master, but how the young master turned into a human was obviously unscientific.

It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become fine?

The refrigerator is almost empty, and I didn't go shopping today, only some meat and vegetables left.

Ling Zi simply cooked the rice, chopped up the meat and vegetables and threw them in, it was very easy to make, anyway, it’s just enough to be full, tomorrow... hurry up and buy some vegetables in the morning, or you won’t be able to eat it next week something to eat.

I took chopsticks and a bowl for the young man, and filled it with a small bowl of rice. Unexpectedly, the young man glared at himself with dissatisfaction: "Poop shovel, I don't want rice, give me cat food! And cheese!"

Ling Zi froze. It was indeed the young master's menu. His brain froze, so he listened to the young master's advice and went to get the cat food. When he came back, he couldn't help but ask, "Don't you need fresh fish?"

"Is the refrigerator empty? I only know how to fall in love with females, and I have forgotten everything." The eldest young master snorted coldly, buried his head and started eating cat food, but found it inconvenient to eat like this, because he lost his protruding face , When eating cat food, I almost have to bury my face in the cat food, which is very inconvenient.

"Use a spoon." Ling Zi took a spoon to the young master, "It will be more convenient."

The young master brought it over politely, and ate the cat food spoonful by spoonful. Although Ling Zi looked at it very delicately, thinking about eating cat food with a spoon, it would be strange no matter what!

"Cheese?" The young master said vaguely with a spoon in his mouth.

It was only then that Ling Zi remembered that the young master must have cheese for every meal, otherwise he would lose his temper, but the opposite is now a "human" instead of the young master... the cat form is not used to it.

"Here you are." Ling Zi took a piece of cheese from the refrigerator, and the eldest young master's eyes lit up. He really liked cheese, and there was no reason for it. He liked cheese since he was a child. He said it might have gone bad, but he still fell in love with the taste.

It is really a blessing to have cheese every day.

The young master had a contented expression on his face, which was something that could not be seen on the furry cat face. Ling Zi seemed to temporarily accept the fact that "this young man is his son".

He waited for dinner to say hello slowly, no matter what, he was his son, so he was not in a hurry.

"Meow..." The young master threw the spoon away after eating, "I'm full..."

"I'm going to wash the dishes." Ling Zi cleaned up the table, and the young master put his head on the table boredly, watching Ling Zi busy to and fro, his golden brown eyes turning back and forth following Ling Zi's movements, Ling Zi accidentally When he looked back and saw the young master's appearance, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. There were not many dishes and chopsticks, and he finished washing them soon. He made a cup of lemon tea, and after thinking about it, he made a cup of water with cat grass and put it on the big table. In front of the young master.

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"...Eldest Young Master, how did you become a human?" After everything was done, Ling Zi sat down to listen to the Eldest Young Master's explanation.

"Actually, I don't really know. Just now... I seem to know something just now..." The eldest young master scratched his soft gray short hair. Ling Zi looked over and it seemed to be as soft as his hair, "I... seem to be A particularly rare creature, about one or two will appear in each animal race every year, and it is probably called by humans... monsters?"

Ling Zi rubbed his nose, it seemed that this statement was similar to what he thought, that the young master...had become a spirit?

"But haven't you cultivated anything?" Ling Zi wondered if the goblins in all kinds of ghost stories need to practice for hundreds of years to have inner alchemy or something?

"...I was born!" The eldest young master rolled his eyes, "One or two are very smart, like me, even if you haven't changed before, you have spirituality, not like buckwheat!"

"That's right, you brought your own little luggage with you the day you came to my house." Ling Zi couldn't help laughing when he thought of the Eldest Young Master sitting in the living room dragging a plastic bag, "It's kind of funny when I think about it now .”

The eldest young master raised his head and snorted coldly: "This young master is born smart!"

"Yes, yes, does the 'monster' grow fast? Are you... three months old now?" Ling Zi was confused, "Otherwise, I am really curious why... I have only been raising it for more than two months. Does it meet all the physiological standards of an adult cat?"

"...I don't know." The young master seemed to want to shake his ears, but now his ears are not like the pointy ones of cats, and he found that the young master who couldn't shake his ears was depressed.

"Is that so, then...do you need to take a bath?" Ling Zi looked at the young master's human form, remembering that he had kissed, hugged and touched the young master's balls before... Now look at the opposite side Young people, the whole person is not very good.

"..." The young master raised his paw, no, it was a hand, opened and curled up a few times, as if confirming that his front paw no longer had a gray cushion, but a human hand with well-defined joints. After a while Then he frowned and looked at Ling Zi, "I need to take a bath, you only wash me once every three or four weeks, you are already suffocating to death!"

"..." How did I know you were a monster!How can a cat like to take a bath? The bathtub is a forbidden place with enchantments, right?

"Do you want me to teach you how to use it? Do you want to take a bath or a shower?" Ling Zi has some slight cleanliness fetishes. He feels that he needs to change his underwear after taking a bath, so he went to the closet to find a pair of underwear and two clean ones. Towels, "One towel for your face and one for your body, don't get confused."

The young master looked at the towels, then at Ling Zi, and nodded. He knew how to use these things, and it was not like he hadn't looked at and studied Ling Zi taking a bath.

Seeing the young master's thoughtful gaze, Ling Zi naturally remembered the young master's habit of going into the bathroom when he heard the sound of water. At first, he thought the young master was just curious.

It's really too shameful to be stared at by a cat (my son) taking a bath or something, not to mention that sometimes when I'm squatting on the toilet, the young master will sit on the leak in the bathroom floor and look at me...

It's embarrassing to think about it now!

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Ling Zi slipped out of the bathroom as if fleeing, and after a while, he heard the sound of the young master turning on the water, and the sound of the faucet turning on for a shower.Next, the young master didn't sing or make any other sounds, maybe it's because of the cat's nature?Ling Zi sat on the bed, turned on the light, and listened to the movement in the bathroom, for fear that the young master would fall or something.

Apparently Ling Zi's worries were superfluous, except for throwing water all over the floor, the Eldest Young Master perfectly completed the task of taking a bath for the first time.

Although his hair was wet and he didn't know how to dry it, Ling Zi asked him, "Why don't you dry your hair?"

"You shit shoveler, you didn't give me a towel to dry my hair, stupid." The young master put the towel on the sink indiscriminately, Ling Zi sighed helplessly, it seems that there are many things to teach the young master: "You can use a face towel to wipe your hair."

The eldest young master glanced back at him, then threw himself on the bed, jumping to be precise, just like he usually does.

"Eldest young master, your hair is still wet, don't bury your head on the quilt! It will wet the sheets, sit up." Seeing the young master's actions, Ling Zi quickly stopped, "I'll dry you up."

He took out the hair dryer from the drawer, plugged it in and turned on the hot air to blow the young master's hair, but the young master looked disgusted: "It's so noisy."

"Be patient, otherwise your hair will be wet and comfortable?" Ling Zi broke the young master's head, "Be good, don't move around."

The young master is still obedient. Although he hates this noisy machine, he still has to listen to the shit-shoveling officer, otherwise food and clothing will be a problem. Besides, he doesn’t seem to know how to change back into a cat. The appearance is very inconvenient after all.

Ling Zi's hand ran through the young master's hair, and he couldn't help but sigh again that the hand feels really good.

The eldest young master looked impatient, but he sat cross-legged, dangling on the soft mattress, Ling Zi didn't stop his small movements, and looked at him amusedly.

Without blowing the young master's hair very dry, for fear of damaging the hair, Ling Zi put down the hair dryer: "Then I'm going to take a shower, young master, do you want to watch TV?"

The young master glanced at him, shook his head, walked to the sofa and shrunk down. He hadn't seen Ling Zi watching TV very much, but he still knew how to use it. Seeing how peaceful he was, Ling Zi went to take a bath without worry. .

"It's no fun." The young master looked at the picture on the TV and yawned. He wanted toys. Although he hated cat toys when he was in the form of a cat, he wanted them especially now.

Ling Zi didn't know what the "fun" the young master said, so he could only throw it a pillow. The young master sniffled and didn't even look at the pillow. He just lay down and turned over on his back, squinting. I closed my eyes and dozed off.

Seeing that he fell asleep, Ling Zi quickly went to take a bath. Although the news was very shocking, it was not unacceptable.