Shit shovel, come here

Chapter 1

Shit shovel, come here

Author: Xia Jifei

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Ling Zi retrieved a cat

Obedient, sensible, tempered British shorthair cat

Although it tastes a bit strange

Love steamed fresh fish with cheese

I also like the red yarn ball

But it's still so cute!

You can be a cat slave for a lifetime!

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When the young master saw Ling Zi, he felt that he could be trusted.

followed him home

Will you sign a contract with me when you become an adult?

Raise me forever?

Content tags: supernatural sweet text

Search keywords: Protagonist: Ling Zi, Eldest Young Master┃Supporting roles: An Chuluo, Father Ling, Mother Ling┃Others: Gentle Gong X Tsundere Shou

C1

Ling Zi bought something from the supermarket, walked into the complex with a paper bag in his hand, and was about to take out his keys to go upstairs when he heard cats meowing. Behind the big iron gate, he felt something furry rubbing against his ankle, Ling Zi lowered his head and saw a fluffy gray kitten, looking dirty.

"No, I can't take you home!" Ling Zi shook his head, "There is no room for a kitten in my house."

The little gray cat stared at Ling Zi for a while, then sat down, stretched out its paws and pressed Ling Zi's feet, with an expression of "you don't want to leave if you don't take me away", Ling Zi sighed, and then Noticed the little gray cat's golden eyes: "It's a beautiful kitten, well, come up and have some food, but you can't enter the house!"

The kitten followed Ling Zi up the stairs arrogantly, with its tail hooked. When Ling Zi went upstairs, the little gray cat jumped up the stairs nimbly, and then Ling Zi nodded the kitten's forehead: "Don't come in!" oh!"

The kitten shook its head, and opened the door at Ling Zi. The little gray cat glanced at Ling Zi, then rushed into the room, and then sat in the middle of the living room like the owner.

"It was agreed not to go in!" Ling Zi sighed, "Let's go after dinner."

The little gray cat looked at the person in front of him arrogantly, but its "arrogance" was also guessed by Ling Zi, because the little gray cat didn't have any expression, but its demeanor made him feel that it was the owner here.

I took out the leftover fish from the refrigerator last night, after thinking about it, Ling Zi still picked out the bones of the fish and left the fish meat to the little gray cat. Although frozen fish is not so easy to bone out, Ling Zi still Well done, the little gray cat looks like it's only a few months old, so it's better to be careful not to let it get stuck.

The little gray cat sat by the kitchen and watched Ling Zi do these things, not in a hurry, just waiting for Ling Zi to put down the food.

Ling Zi touched the kitten's head, then put down the bowl: "Eat slowly, it's a bit cold."

The little gray cat put its paws gently on the edge of the bowl, then sniffed it, stretched out its tongue and carefully licked the fish meat, and then began to eat in small mouthfuls.

"Looks like a gentleman." Ling Zi reached out and touched the little gray cat's head. The little gray cat froze, but let him touch it anyway, "Well... I kind of want to raise you, fluffy It's so comfortable...but..."

The little gray cat let out a low "purr purr" twice.

"Or you can choose for yourself, if you want to leave, then leave..." Ling Zi rubbed the little gray cat's ears, "If you want to stay, then stay."

The little gray cat ignored him and buried itself in eating the fish in its own bowl, but its tail was raised up and wagged gently.

When the little gray cat finished eating, it licked its paw gracefully, then rubbed its face, and finally stared into Ling Zi's eyes, Ling Zi bent down to take away its bowl, then put it into the sink, and then he Then he opened the door: "If you want to leave, just go and wait for me to wash the dishes. If you are still there, I will leave you behind."

The little gray cat flicked its tail, and walked out the door without looking back. Ling Zi couldn't hear the cat's footsteps, but he didn't look back, and slowly washed the dishes. It took him a long time to wash the dishes. , and then he turns back...

——The little gray cat sat upright in the living room, dragging a small plastic bag by his side.

Ling Zi opened the bag curiously, and inside was an old and dirty cloth mouse and some moldy cheese.

"Is it all your belongings?" Ling Zi looked at the small package next to the little gray cat with some amusement. The little gray cat flicked its tail, unable to see what it was thinking, "May I help you put it away? The cheese is moldy I can’t eat it, I’ll give you cat food in the future.”

Seeing that Ling Zi wanted to throw away his cheese, the little gray cat was not happy. He pressed Ling Zi's hand with one paw and stared at him, implying that his cheese is not allowed to be touched!

C2

"Okay, okay, I won't move..." Ling Zi couldn't laugh or cry, "But why does your little cat like to eat cheese instead of dried fish?"

The little gray cat let go of its paws and turned its head away, with a look of "I just like you can control it".

Ling Zi Ling Zi felt that he had picked up a treasure. Not only could he understand what he said, but he was also a thoughtful little gray cat: "So you decided to live in my house?"

The little gray cat glanced at him, and lay comfortably on the side of the sofa. Ling Zi looked at it with a dark face: "Anyway, let's take a bath first, and the dirty ones can't go on the sofa!"

The little gray cat flicked its tail and looked at him lazily with its golden eyes.

Ling Zi had no choice but to hold the little gray cat in his arms. The little gray cat raised its head without struggling, and quietly lay in Ling Zi's arms, enjoying the treatment of the young master.

Ling Zi was surprised by the friendly behavior of the little gray cat, and what surprised him even more was that the little gray cat not only did not reject bathing at all, but even enjoyed it. Ling Zi had no experience in raising cats, so he originally wanted to go I bought shampoo for cats, but I was afraid that the little gray cat could not help but rub on the sofa: "If you are wronged, you can use my body wash!"

That being said, in fact, it was to inform the little gray cat. The little gray cat looked up at him, then at the shower gel in his hand, and jumped into the bathtub resignedly.Ling Zi was surprised, stretched out his hand and snored the little gray cat's head, the little gray cat also snored at him, but didn't stretch out the nails inside, Ling Zi smiled, feeling that the little gray cat was proud and narrow-minded.

Adjust the water to the right temperature, Ling Zi tried before he dared to wash the little gray cat, the little gray cat let Ling Zi toss, Ling Zi carefully prevented the foam from getting into the little gray cat's eyes, the little gray cat was also very Cooperate, close your eyes when you close your eyes, stretch your paws when you stretch out your paws, obediently obey every instruction of the elder like a child, and take Ling Zi's service for granted like a young master .After Ling Zi finished bathing it, he didn't shake its fur like other cats. Waiting for Ling Zi to dry it, Ling Zi muttered strangely: "Why can't you shake it by yourself?"

The little gray cat glared at him, Ling Zi felt that the little gray cat was unwilling to stand up and shook randomly in the bathtub, and stood there without moving, Ling Zi resigned to his fate and gave the little gray cat a new towel After drying off the water on his body, he took it out of the bathtub and adjusted the low-temperature hair dryer to gently dry the little gray cat.

"It looks much cleaner this way." Ling Zi turned off the hair dryer, and touched the slippery fur of the little gray cat a few times. "It's much easier to touch, and it looks a little fatter."

There seemed to be something funny in the eyes of the little gray cat, Ling Zi felt that he might have read it wrong: "But what kind of cat are you?"

The little gray cat's movements froze, because Ling Zi took the phone off the shelf, and "clicked" a photo of himself, who was still a little damp.

God!Shit shovel!You take a picture while Master Ben is just out of the bath!Who gave you the guts!

Without even thinking about it, he clapped his paw on Ling Zi's hand.

"Hiss—" Ling Zi gasped, looking at the obvious scratches on his hands, the little gray cat also froze, shrinking his paws, a little annoyed, he didn't scratch Ling Zi on purpose ...It was an accident!

C3

Ling Zi sighed, felt the cautious eyes of the little gray cat and sighed, stood up and put his hands in the water for a while, found alcohol in the medicine box and wiped it, the little gray cat rubbed against his feet a little uneasy By the side, he smiled reassuringly: "It's okay, in a few days we will go to the pet store to buy some daily necessities for you, and I will cut your toenails for you, so you don't have to worry about scratching me."

The little gray cat "purred and purred" a few times, Ling Zi cleaned up the bathroom, and the phone "ding", he took out the phone to check, someone had already answered him, it turned out that the little gray cat was still a British shorthair cat .

"Little guy..." Ling Zi picked up the little gray cat, "How about I give you a name?"

The little gray cat squinted at him, doubting whether he could come up with a good name.

Ling Zi squeezed the little gray cat, British shorthair cat...

"Since it's a British cat...it feels very gentlemanly, obedient and obedient...how about calling you...Mimi?"

The little gray cat stretched out its paws, but it held back and didn't scratch it. Ling Zi smiled: "I'm just kidding, obviously waiting for others to serve you like a young master, right? Or call you young master? Anyway If I raise you, I will be one of the cat slaves, call me the young master... ha..."

"But you're a boy, right? I wanted to touch it when I was taking a shower just now..." Ling Zi stroked his chin thoughtfully.

Little gray cat, no, the young master slowly retracted his paws, the name was still acceptable, but when he heard this sentence, he glared at Ling Zi: You shit shoveler!No wonder I felt that the ball was pinched just now, so it was you who did it!

Seeing the Eldest Young Master's expression, Ling Zi smiled: "Then I will call you Eldest Young Master from now on!"

The young master was very satisfied with this, and walked to the pool