bookcurios Chapter 376 Osel: Lie to me, it doesn’t exist
Chapter 376 Osel: Lie to me, it doesn’t exist
“I never expected that I would become an executive officer.”
The scene changed, and Datalia, who was under armed escort, was interviewed by reporters.
"Hello, as the new executive officer who was arrested for his cruel behavior, do you have anything to say?"
Tartaglia first pushed away the microphone that was about to be stuffed into his mouth, and then began to explain seriously.
"I also work very hard. The bribes I gave could buy several Qun Yu Pavilions. I have a very wide network of contacts."
"So what if they arrest me? My mom is super rich. I've already been ahead of you for over 2000 years."
Just as Tartaglia finished speaking, today's report came from the radio next to him.
"This city has cracked a case of producing a large number of counterfeit currency. The suspect, XX, has been arrested. Please see subsequent reports for details."
Rich Man Pantalone: I knew there was such a rich man, so I couldn't have been unaware of him.
[Tartaria: It's okay, I still have my dad]
[Ying: You don't think your brother is really the previous executive officer, do you?]
【Tartaria:Isn’t it?】
【Dad Tartaglia: I've already said I'm just an ordinary person.】
"Don't blame me, my dad is a hidden executive. Even if I have sex with many people in turn, I will be safe."
As soon as Tartaglia finished speaking, the phone rang.
As soon as the phone was connected, his father's voice came out.
"Son, I've made up my mind. I'm not going to promote you to the position of General Officer."
"dad?"
Just as Tartaglia was about to call for help, he heard his father's voice on the other end of the line.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't touch me. My son is the chief officer."
"Take the medicine quickly and don't give up treatment."
The phone was hung up after the strange voice ended.
As Tartaglia looked confused, the reporter put the microphone into his mouth again.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Ying: Okay, I admit that you are indeed quite miserable. 】
Rich Man Pantalone: I don't know why I suddenly feel much better.
[Tartaria: I just said that I earned my position as an executive officer by myself.]
[Ding, reward: Tartaglia Demon King Armor evolves into an immortal demon body]
[The Immortal Demon Body, the physique of the Xuanming Emperor, possesses extremely strong defensive power and can increase the user's combat power by more than 10 times.]
[Tartaria: This reward is really useful.]
Luo Yu: Young man, if you study this carefully, you may find something unexpected.
[Ding, the video is about to play, dishonest liar. ]
[Hu Tao: What a niche title! ]
[Ying: It won’t be like last time with Fufu, right?]
【Luo Yu: Just take a look and you’ll know】
The video starts with Osel connecting to Liyue Zhangsan
Osel: "Recently, I was cheated by a liar again."
Yan Fei: "Why don't you learn your lesson? You know the word 'lust' is like a castration knife hanging over your head?"
Osel: "I entered a female water snake's live broadcast room and gave her 3000 million Mora barbecue skewers, cumin, sweet bean sauce, and onions as gifts."
[Ying: @Osel, you don’t want me to tell your wife about you secretly watching the female water snake’s live broadcast, right?]
【Luo Yu: What kind of Inazuma statement is this?】
【Arataki Ichito: Inazuma wouldn't say that.】
Yan Fei: "This live broadcast asked the platform for the gift name, it sounds so violent and bloody, it makes me hungry."
Osel: "After the broadcast, she took the initiative to send me a private message, saying that she wanted to play a more exciting game with me, so she opened a private iron plate room alone."
Yan Fei: "I want to roast and marinate you?"
Osel: "He told me to remove the cotton wrapping that was not my natural skin."
Yan Fei: "If I ask you to take off your clothes, just say so. Why use so many adjectives?"
Osel: "Then let me perform the most shameful behavior of a male creature."
Yan Fei: "Oh~~"
Luo Yu: Does anyone really want to see a water snake writhing there?
[Osel: It's fine if others don't understand me, but how can you not understand me? ]
Luo Yu: If you insist, I'm a phoenix, not a water snake, so I can't understand your aesthetic.
【Osel: I don't want to talk to you people who don't understand aesthetics. 】
Osel: "So I took out my phone and checked the balance. I was too embarrassed to show it to her."
Yan Fei: "I thought you were showing me the remaining balance."
[Ying: @Yanfei, it would be best if you were referring to the remaining balance.]
[Yan Fei: It is illegal for travelers to slander others in Liyue.]
Osel: "Then another person added my number and threatened to send my nude photos to my friends if I didn't pay him money."
Yan Fei: "You can't give him money. Once you do, he'll keep asking for more with all sorts of excuses."
Osel: "I know he definitely won't post it. It must be my body shape that makes him not want to forward it."
Yan Fei: "Forward?"
Osser: "So to reassure him, I gave him a photo of him with muscles photoshopped in."
Yan Fei: "What is your real purpose?"
Osel: "I told the scammer to send it to the following people: Liyue's retired old man, my widow, and Inazuma Chef."
[Kujo Sara: @Osel, what do you want to do to the general's eyes? ]
[Hu Tao: @Osel, to be honest, you weren't wronged at all for being sealed.]
[Osel: You know nothing. My figure is already very good among us Water Saint Demons.]
[Orobus: I admit this, but it's still a little worse than mine.]
Yan Fei: "Is it because these people didn't like your Moments that you want to take revenge on them in this way?"
Osel: "The scammer was very angry and said, don't challenge my bottom line, pay the money immediately or you will be socially dead. I was also very angry. If you want to send it, send it quickly, don't dilly-dally, otherwise it will delay my social death."
Yan Fei: "The Emperor is also very angry. He didn't even receive the photo. How could he let someone die without the photo?"
[Walnut: I didn’t expect that. I didn’t expect that.]
【Guizhong: @Zhongli, I really misjudged you.】
[Osser: @Zhongli, it's better for you to stay away from me from now on. ]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
Osel: "How can these scammers be so dishonest? They promised to post nude photos of me if I didn't pay, but after visiting so many live streaming rooms, not a single one dared to post them."
Yan Fei: "You went to more than one live broadcast room?"
Osel: "I am an artist. This behavior of the liar is a naked insult to art."
Yan Fei: "Your naked performance art has already insulted the liar."
Osel: "I will not give up. I want the scammer to pay the price, so I sent all my art photos to the scammer."
Yan Fei: "What happened next?"
Osel: "The scammer couldn't stand it anymore and sent me 4000 million Mora and then blocked me."
Yan Fei: "You are so cruel"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]