bookcurios Chapter 333: Lying Down and Winning
Chapter 333: Lying Down and Winning
Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, I've already retired. If the Throne has any questions, please consult the current Geo God.
【Fanes:Alas】
Video starts
Zhongli took the [Rich People's Contribution] and looked at the camera.
"Someone even said to me, 'Hey! Zhongli, you old man, you always cheat people out of money and sell on credit, why are you still so popular? Did you buy the ranking with the hall master's money?'"
Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor
[Rich Pantalone: This is just a video]
[Hu Tao: Honestly, ever since the rich man became the emperor, the Wangsheng Hall has been profitable.]
After reading it, Zhongli immediately crumpled the submission into a ball and threw it aside. Then he pointed at the screen and said, "No, why are you so concerned about this Wangsheng Hall bill?"
As he spoke, he picked up a bill.
Meal reimbursement: 114W
Procurement report: 51W
Entertainment reimbursement: 88W
Fine for broadcasting Jackie Chan movies: 3000
[Hu Tao: I understand everything else, but what is this Jackie Chan movie?]
Ying'er: I remember the Emperor's true form is a dragon.
Keqing: Ahem, that's actually illegal.
Nibelungen: Ahem, I strongly condemn this behavior. @Zhongli, do you really have a Jackie Chan movie?
【Zhongli: According to universal reason, no】
[Nibelungen: Tsk, that's boring]
"He will alienate my efforts, understand?"
“Let me give you an example.”
He casually took out his mace and gave it to the passerby as an example. Zhongli then continued: "For example, the whole of Teyvat..."
"Heavenly principles created humanity and established civilization"
"Then he repelled the forbidden knowledge and used the Frost Nail to defend Teyvat."
"He led the resolution of the Kanreya crisis, then sacrificed his power and fell asleep"
“Then it’s settled.”
"Ouch~"
“I deserved to be the MVP.”
[Fanes: That’s very well said.]
【Qin: So the throne has done so much for us】
[Dainsleb: That doesn't change the fact that you destroyed Kanria.]
Asmodeus: If you weren't messing around, who would care about you?
Nibelungen: Let me be fair. Putting aside the facts, is Phanes completely innocent?
Phanes: Guess who I was because I needed it. I repelled the forbidden knowledge, defended Teyvat with the Frost Nail, and finally sacrificed my power to fall asleep.
[Nibelungen: That’s right, I did it (Dragon King with hands on hips.jpg)]
"Look at the whole Fengshen drinking"
"The Rock God just wants to retire"
"Thor stays at home"
"The Grass God just passed his seventh day."
"The Water God performs all day long"
“Vulcan often disconnects”
"The Ice God is a rebellious person"
[Fanes: You are a bunch of lazy dogs. You seven gods are all a bunch of lazy dogs.]
Wendy: Hey, I do have work to do.
Zhongli: From a general perspective, while we can't compare to the throne, we've still made some contributions.
Zhongli's subsequent explanation was exactly the same as the topic discussed by everyone in the live broadcast room.
Finally, Zhongli gave the conclusion
"We are all a collective in Wangsheng Hall. It's good for everyone to shine. Why do we always care about this little money?"
As Zhongli said this, he tore up the bill. It was definitely just a coincidence, and not because he caught a glimpse of Hu Tao out of the corner of his eye.
Hu Tao also didn't waste any time and decisively shot Zhongli
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Hu Tao: This is a bit unfair. I wouldn't kill a guest official just for less than 1000 million Mora.]
【Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, it is true】
[Wendy: 1000 million Mora, I even rushed to assassinate Tianli]
【Nibelungen: Is this true or false?】
[Wendy: Hey, of course it's fake. I respect the throne the most.]
Phanes: Yes, this child is teachable.
[Ding, congratulations to Zhongli for receiving the reward of Preserving Fate (not subject to negative restrictions)]
[Wendy: I remember this, it's the guardian star god]
[Hu Tao: I remember Luo Yu almost beat him to death with three punches.]
Zhongli: Hall Master, you are wrong. This Protector Star God was able to withstand three punches from Luo Yu and survive. He is already very powerful.
Nibelung: What the hell? He could withstand three punches without dying. His defense must be incredibly strong.
Xingqiu: So the Emperor can now withstand three punches from Luo Yu.
Zhongli: Almost.
[Ding, reward Walnut with the Death Note item]
[Death Note, an item from another world, has been modified by a system. Only the souls of those who die tomorrow morning written on it can be reborn and be free from illness and disaster in their next life.]
[Note: This item is only effective for people who have been dead for no more than seven days.]
[Ying: This effect has been changed a lot.]
[Walnut: What is the original effect of this thing? ]
【Ying: Who will die if I write about him?】
[Hu Tao: In comparison, I still prefer the revised version.]
[Ding, video about to play, weird reasons for dueling]
[Tartaria: What reason do we need for a duel? Just fight if we want to.]
[Funina: That's why you were thrown into prison in the plot.]
[Tartaria: What are you talking about? It was clearly that Villette who attacked me while I was transformed.]
[Funina: Why don't you come over now and fight with Villette]
[Tartaria: Forget it. I don't think I can defeat the complete Dragon King.]
[Navilette: Ms. Funina, I am very busy.]
Video starts
At the Oprykle Opera House.
"Come to the duel, Clorinde"
Sano activated his ultimate move and was ready to go.
"Ah, who are you, buddy?"
Clorinde was bewildered.
"Young Longxi was arrested for selling canned knowledge containing content from Jackie Chan movies"
"Hey, that's a serious Jackie Chan movie."
[Nibelungen: There are some inappropriate things about this.]
[Navilette: Your Majesty, there are still some young dragons in the group. Please regulate your speech.]
Ruotuo Dragon King: That's right, Your Majesty, please don't teach the children bad things, okay?
Nibelungen: Alas, I am old and useless.
"Foolish mortal, this princess accepts your challenge"
"What is this?"
Clorinde was confused again.
"She was arrested for keeping rare and endangered sparrows in captivity."
"I've always said I'm a thunderbird, not a sparrow"
As soon as Villette finished speaking, Oz refuted.
[Fischl: How can you, foolish mortals, judge the relatives of this princess?]
【Oz: Miss, what you mean is that we are family. 】
[Ying: I feel like if Fischl puts on a black robe and a voice changer, she can cosplay as the Lord of the Wasteland.]
【Wendy: Can we please not bring up such unlucky suggestions?】
"Can this trouble be over soon? I want to go back soon."
Wulang took out his weapon and was eager to try.
“What is this for?”
“Oh, he got arrested for walking his dog without holding hands.”
"I told you I was just taking a walk."
[Funina: @Villette, do we in Fontaine require dogs to be on a leash when walking them?]
[Naviot: Yes, and it was added when you were still human, Ms. Funina.]
【Funina:Oh】
Goro: But arresting me for this reason is a bit...
[Tardaglia: It's like I'm 19 years old now, and I'm suspected of being the murderer of a series of missing girls from more than 20 years ago.]
Fukaros: This is probably because I noticed that you were related to the Star-Eating Whale.
[Funina: To be honest, if you hadn't taken action at that time, I might not have been able to lock you up.]
"Oh, no, a duel is not at all in keeping with a young lady."
Looking at the aggrieved Kamisato Kame, Clorinde asked with the last hope.
“He was seen releasing invasive sea turtles into the water.”
“I was just swimming at the beach.”
Kamisato Ayato: So is there any connection between Ling Hua and the turtle? 】
【Ying:Upload picture.jpg】
That was a picture of Kamisato Ayaka in the water in the game, and the reflection in the water was a little turtle.
【Kamisato Ayaka:Ah this】
【Thomas: You know what, they really look alike.】
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