bookcurios Chapter 207: The suffocating feeling like a python
Chapter 207: The suffocating feeling like a python
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I choose A, fight each other]
[Ding, the Heavenly Demon God Prentis answered correctly, and the reward is to restore his former appearance.]
As the system voice fell, Pritis returned to his youthful appearance.
"Hey, system, secretly taking photos of me is not a good thing, I..."
“Pay attention next time”
【Ying: Oh my god, I’m finally back】
Xiangling: I was there, so handsome!
[Tartaria: The main question is, why did He get the answer right the first time?]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Because I can predict the future]
[Ying: So you knew the answer from the beginning, right?]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Yes]
[Ying: Then you told us the wrong answer when you were answering the question earlier]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Hey hey]
Wendy: That's my line.
After Zhongli asked, the Thunder Cannon also gave a reason
"Fighting"
"I just need to pay the money, right? Why are you still squatting in Paris?"
"Ask me, why did you fight with others?"
"Why are you fighting with others?"
Hearing this, Thunder Cannon said proudly: "I was handing out wedding candies to the deceased's family at the entrance of the funeral home."
"Oh my god, you are a real chef!"
"I was trying to ease the families' grief, but they didn't appreciate it and beat me up."
"Oh, such a fight, then you should fight, you drank all day"
At this time, Kong Kong finally reacted: "Brother, please don't talk about us first. You entered here so many years earlier than us. What did you do wrong?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I came in this morning. I am willing to help others and help a disabled old man walk faster and farther."
Hearing this, Thunder Cannon said indignantly: "My God, senior, you are being scammed. There are so many scams these days. Damn it!"
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: I agree with that. The last time I was resurrected, I was scammed by a group of treasure thieves. I refused to pay and was even beaten up.]
[Ying: Oh my god, the Liyue Treasure Thieves are so powerful]
"Wait a minute, bro. That's not right. If it was really a scam, shouldn't you be in jail? How did you get in?"
Sora, who was still awake, raised the question.
"He was an old man, I don't know how he became disabled, he walked with a limp, and he didn't have a cane, so I broke off a branch and made him one."
"That's a good thing, how did you get in?"
"Well, later on, when I finished shopping and came out, I saw that old man was still on the other side of the street and he was walking so slowly."
"Did you help him over after that?"
"No, I put four pulleys on his crutches."
Hearing this, Thunder Cannon also understood: "You really deserve to die!"
"You are this old man. You walked very fast, like flying."
“Then you wouldn’t close it.”
"Then the old man flew into the middle of the road and was hit by a car and died."
"Wait a minute, your plaintiff also died in a car accident"
"Brother, your plaintiff also died in a car accident."
[Shikanoin Heizo: I have a feeling that the plaintiff of these three people might be the same person.]
[Ying: Wow, that's a true chef. One drugged, one killed, and one distributed wedding candy.]
“Is that old man bald?”
“How do you know?”
"Oh my god, that's not some old man, isn't that the abbot I drugged? There are no women in the temple. He was screwed by the century-old pine tree in the temple. He must have been squeezed dry, not lame."
"Then this little brother"
Both of them turned their gazes towards the skirmishers.
"Well, the portrait I saw at the place where I distributed wedding candy was indeed of an old man."
After saying that, the three of them looked at each other.
Then four words appeared: Three Chefs
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Ying: I can really do all the trouble by myself】
Xiangling: This is a true chef.
[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: How dare you! The Emperor also has good intentions.]
Xiao: That’s right.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Come on, tell me what kind of good person would put a pulley on a walking stick]
Xiao: The Emperor must have a deeper meaning behind this.
[Ding, reward Zhongli with a passive skill, a suffocating feeling like a python's coils]
[As the name suggests, it can make the enemy you are fighting feel as if they are suffocating like a python.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I don't believe it]
Zhongli: You can try.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Oh my god, I feel suffocated, as if I were being entangled by a python.]
Xingqiu: I didn't expect this passive to work against the Sky Demon God, too. How's the battle going?
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: He started by saying, "I'm too strong," and then I felt a suffocating sensation, like being entangled by a python. I then killed him instantly.]
Zhongli: Ahem, that’s about it.
[Ding, reward: the title of Kong Jueming Pharmacist]
[The Deathly Pharmacist can ignore space and add laxatives to people's food]
[Ying: Oh my god, from now on, if anyone has diarrhea, they will blame it on Shenyuan.]
[Sora: What's the use of this ability?]
[Ding, reward for the Lightning Cannon passive skill, which allows you to create wedding candies anytime, anywhere]
【Thunder General: Wow, there’s candy】
【Lei Movie: Big Son, Mommy Also Wants Candy】
[Ding, the video is about to play, Battle of Ascension]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Hmm, coming for me?]
Phanes: It might be directed at me.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Come on, are you the Demon God of Heaven or am I the Demon God of Heaven?]
[Phanes: Are you the law of nature or am I the law of nature?]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: I'm just saying this. If it were you, I would jump off the Sky Island without any protection.]
Zhongli: The contract has been signed. Anyone who breaks his promise will be punished by being eaten by the rock.
The video begins with a scene full of war.
Ying was lying in a sea of blood and corpses, his life or death unknown. Various broken weapons could be vaguely seen around him.
Just when everyone was lamenting the cruelty of war, Wendy's voice came
"The journey's end, the battle to ascend to heaven."
"This Day"
"The Wind God used up his last bit of strength to create a massive wind field, sending everyone to the Sky Island, where they dissipated in a wisp of breeze."
Then came Zhongli's voice
"The Rock God transformed himself into a shield to protect everyone, withstanding countless attacks from the Heavenly Law. After exhausting his strength, he turned into a stone statue and fell to Liyue Harbor."
Then there's the sound of Ray's movie.
"Thunder God absorbed the willpower of all living beings and swung a sword that transcended his limits, breaking through the defenses of Heaven. His broken soul returned to Inazuma, saw the Son of God one last time, and then completely dissipated."
Then came the voice of Villette
"The Water God clashed with the power of the vast ocean against the laws of nature, but was ultimately defeated. His remains transformed into countless pure water spirits, forever ruling the rivers and lakes of Teyvat."
Then came Mavica's voice.
"The Fire God transformed into a raging fire that burned the heavens and the earth, severely wounding the laws of nature. His life burned out, but the flames lived on."
Then came the voice of the Ice God
"The Ice God used ice and snow to create a connection between heaven and earth, only to seal the laws of nature forever. On this day, it snowed heavily in Teyvat."
Then came Nashida's voice.
"Unfortunately, Tianli's consciousness broke free and charged towards the traveler. The Grass God transformed his consciousness into a dream to buy him time, but the dream was eventually shattered."
Then came Paimon's voice.
"Paimon used all his strength to reverse time and space, taking the travelers back to the past. However, he himself fell into the water due to exhaustion and lost all his memories."
Finally, it was Ying's voice.
"On this day, the traveler holding the blunt sword once again returned to the place where his journey began. This was the end, but also a new beginning."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]