Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 146 You Can Find Better

But what really annoyed me was that the spot that was just empty a moment ago suddenly had a ton of dung beetles, one on top of the other, forming a ladder and hanging directly on the sink.

When did these dung beetles appear? They weren't here just now. How come they're just like that little dung beetle, appearing and disappearing without a trace?

After the little dung beetle ran up there, it let Dafu climb onto its back, and then it carried Dafu down to the bottom.

I thought it would run towards me, but it didn't...

The little dung beetle carried Dafu to the ground and gently placed Dafu on the ground.

Then he said to Dafu, "I am the little prince of dung beetles. I was captivated by you the moment I saw you. Just one glance at you in the urinal made me unable to forget your face. I would rather believe that we made a promise in our past lives and that our love story in this life will never change. I would rather spend this life waiting for you to discover that I have always been by your side and have never gone far away. Dafu, I love you."

The little dung beetle suddenly made such a confession, leaving not only me dumbfounded, but also Dafu dumbfounded.

What does this mean? What the hell is this "Dung Beetle Prince"? This is so sudden!

Dafu and I were both completely bewildered and didn't react at all.

The dung beetle prince spoke again: "I know, I know you're not ready yet, but I want to tell you that tomorrow I will wake up in a square meter of chocolate-smelling poop, living the most luxurious life every day, eating any kind of poop I want, but my heart is lonely and empty. Until I saw your clear big eyes, I realized that the life I had lived before was simply a life like poop, and only you can make my long-sealed heart ripple."

"I..." Dafu wanted to say something.

But the dung beetle prince immediately said, "Don't speak, just feel my love for you with your heart. Don't be nervous, just feel my true feelings. And don't refuse, because we are destined to be lovers for nine lifetimes."

I was dumbfounded. What the hell was this "Little Prince of the Dung Beetle" thing? Had I been watching too many melodramatic TV shows?

He's learned too many flirting techniques from TV, but never had a chance to use them, so he wants to perform them every time he sees his mother. What kind of little prince is this? Is he brain-dead?

"I...I..." Da Fu was so nervous that he didn't know what to say.

"Are you moved by me? Don't fall in love with me too quickly. My merits are like a novel. What you see now is just the cover. You'll only discover the countless surprises I'll bring you when you open the book," the dung beetle prince said confidently.

I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen anyone this shameless. Where does this dung beetle prince get such confidence?

How did she know Dafu would fall in love with her? And where did she learn those flirting techniques? They're so outdated! This is typical flaunting of wealth. Doesn't she know there's a lot of resentment towards the rich these days?

Is it really okay to flaunt wealth like this?

Dafu over there, perhaps because the water on his body had dried, or perhaps because he was genuinely frightened, flew into the air with unusual nervousness.

Then it flew towards me, hiding behind me in fear and shouting, "One cent two, is that guy crazy?"

Oh my god, it only just dawned on me now that Dafu is such a reserved little girl, she's never been confessed to so directly before.

What is this? So it's normal for Dafu to have these feelings right now, but the dung beetle prince doesn't think so.

Looking quite annoyed, she crawled towards me and asked curiously, "What's wrong? Don't you like me? Are you going to reject me?"

"I...I don't know, I don't know if I like you or not, but I already have someone I like," Dafu said very softly.

"Who? Who is it? Tell me who it is! I'll go find him. I'll do anything, as long as he names a price, I'll give him as much poop as I want!" the dung beetle prince said anxiously.

"I can't say," Dafu said in a very low voice.

"Why can't I say it? What can't I say? Can't you even say your lover's name?" The dung beetle prince was clearly very agitated.

Holy crap, I'm so annoyed. What's wrong with young dung beetles these days? Are they all so aggressive in courtship now? Don't they even know what it means to pursue someone?

Back in the day, I actually went online to learn Audition Online just to pursue a girl, because she liked Audition Online. In the end, although I didn't even hold her hand, the spirit of hard work I put in is still worth learning from.

Unlike today's young dung beetles who think they can win the heart of a beauty by confessing their feelings and boasting about their power and influence.

Even if they get it, they won't be happy later. That's how young people are these days.

"I can't tell you, because it's a secret in my heart. If I tell you, I'll die," Dafu said very seriously.

Hearing this, I almost fell to the ground. Holy crap, why does this sound so familiar? Isn't this what I always say to Dafu? Is this the excuse I've been using to avoid Dafu confessing his feelings to me?

I never expected that Dafu would use it to fob off the dung beetle prince who wanted to refuse. Wow, this is too dramatic!

If this were a decent fly, I would have found a way to get Dafu to date someone else so I could run away. But this dung beetle prince is clearly a rich kid.

If they get together, Dafu will probably be abandoned after only a few days.

Although I don't like Dafu, I can't push Dafu into a fire pit. So not only can I not let Dafu be chased away by that little prince, I also have to find a way to politely reject that little prince.

"But I truly love you, can't you see that?" the little prince continued, playing the victim card.

"I know, but we're really not a good match. You're a good dung beetle, and you'll definitely find someone better. I'm really not good enough for you," Dafu said tactfully.

Holy crap, when did Dafu learn to give out friend cards? And he's not even good enough for her. Why does this line sound so familiar? It's like I've heard it all the time before. Then I thought about it carefully, and realized that's what girls often say to me when I get rejected. No wonder it sounded so familiar.

I almost cried. I've come this far, and I can still hear such familiar lines. How small is this world?

But the dung beetle prince was clearly unhappy and said angrily, "I've taken over this toilet. Everything in it is mine now, including the two of you."