Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 123 Flies from Out of Town?

After I said that, Dafu asked with great confusion, "What is a novel?"

Oh my god, how could I forget that? You can watch TV in the living room while eating human food, but what are novels even talking about?

How am I supposed to explain this? But Dafu really doesn't listen to the important points at all. The point I made was that as long as you don't reveal your secret, you can survive.

But how did it end up in the novel? I really admire Dafu's imagination; it's even bigger than mine!

I said to Dafu, speechless, "Novels are just a kind of mythological story. The men basically have a lot of girls, and the women basically have a lot of guys. They are all very impressive. In short, they are all about showing off."

"Wow, that's amazing! Where did you watch it?" Dafu asked, quite puzzled.

Good heavens, this question is never going to end! Of course I watched it on my phone, but can I say that? Then I'll definitely have to explain where I got the phone.

So, to stop him from asking any more questions, I just said, "I read it in the bathroom when I had nothing to do. Isn't the bathroom a book?"

"Is that so? You can understand human books too?" Dafu asked curiously.

Why do you have so many questions? Do you think you're a walking encyclopedia of questions? Why do you keep asking?

We're trapped in a spider web! If we keep asking, we might as well just wait to be eaten by that spider.

So I said, quite annoyed, "Alright, stop asking so many questions and let's figure out how to escape."

Originally, I meant to tell Dafu to stop talking so much nonsense, but Dafu's reply left me speechless.

"Didn't you just say you were going to find a solution? Have you thought of one?" Dafu asked in a very innocent tone.

Holy crap, how did she remember that? That was just a polite remark to comfort me. How could she not understand what politeness means?

It's like when someone comes to our house to play, and they're about to leave, we'll politely say, "Have dinner before you go." Do you really want to stay for dinner and not leave?

People will definitely call someone a fool; that's just polite talk.

When I told you before that I would try to find a solution and not to rush, I was just trying to comfort you. Didn't you understand that?

So they're really pushing the responsibility for how they escaped onto me?

I almost cried, but then I realized that Dafu has been like this for so long, and it's not the first or second time. I'm slowly getting used to it.

So I'm too lazy to bother with it anymore. Besides, it's basically impossible to get Dafu to come up with a solution, so I'll just have to figure it out myself.

Otherwise, if we keep talking to Dafu, the spider might appear before we even see how we escaped.

So I stopped paying attention to that big fortune and started thinking of ways to escape this damned spider web.

I gradually calmed down and thought about how I could escape. I remembered that I had learned some knowledge about spiders when I was studying biology in school.

I vaguely remember that the reason spiders don't get stuck in their webs is that they secrete an oil-like substance on their legs, allowing them to walk freely on the web.

But where am I supposed to get that oil now? Besides, I'm already stuck. Even if I had the oil, I probably wouldn't be able to escape.

At that moment, the only thing I could think of was an oil massage, but that oil massage had absolutely nothing to do with me right now.

Where am I supposed to get an oil massage? I almost laughed at myself. Why would I be thinking about oil massages at a time like this? What an inappropriate thought!

But speaking of which, what does an oil massage feel like? And what does that **** feel like? I'd love to try it.

Just when I was feeling hopeless, and could only imagine the oil massage, I suddenly felt the spider web beneath me vibrate.

As the spider web beneath me began to vibrate slowly, I frantically looked around. Looking up at the spot above me, I saw a giant spider slowly descending towards us, hanging upside down on its web.

I just don't understand. You guys aren't bats, so why do you always like to hang upside down? What kind of weird habit is that? Aren't you afraid of getting a stroke?

Although I was internally complaining, I was actually terrified.

The spider was right in front of me in the blink of an eye; I could even see the spider's leg hairs. After it got to me, it landed on the web.

It slowly crawled towards me, staring at me with fierce eyes, as if it were looking at a whole roasted lamb from Xinjiang, scanning me several times.

My heart nearly stopped from being so scared that I didn't dare to move an inch, afraid that even the slightest movement would anger the spider and cause it to devour me in a frenzy.

I vaguely remember when I was a child, the biology book said that when spiders eat their prey, they use their silk to completely trap and kill it.

Then they starve you for a few days until you've emptied your stomach of feces, and then slowly suck out your brain marrow and essence. I don't know if it's true or not, since I've never been eaten and I don't want to experience it for myself.

As the spider slowly extended its enormous mouth towards me, I thought, "I'm doomed. Am I really going to die here today?"

I've worked so hard to get here, and I never expected to be eaten by a spider. How unfair is that? I not only feel wronged, but I'm also on the verge of crying uncontrollably.

I'm not reconciled! I'm not reconciled!

I cried out in my heart with great sorrow, but no matter how much I cried out, it was no use.

I know I can't escape now. I'm completely trapped, and there are no reinforcements around. Am I really going to end up here?

Is that what the owl's smile is all about? Is the legend really true, that one would rather hear an owl hoot than see it smile?

I always thought that laughter was an expression exclusive to humans, but now I truly believe that laughter is an expression that all living things can have.

There's even that eerie smile, like the owl I saw before.

I even closed my eyes. All I can do now is wait to die. Given the current situation, I really have no way to escape.

I'm desperate. All I can think about now is to eat gently, since I've never been eaten before and don't know what it feels like to be eaten by a spider.

I'm having this thought right now: will I be reincarnated in the underworld after I die?

"Are you from out of town?" A rough voice suddenly rang in my ear.

I'm baffled by all the noise I hear, like this animal kicking that animal. What's wrong with people from other places? Does the animal kingdom discriminate against animals from other places? Does the animal kingdom discriminate based on region?

I'm completely baffled. What's wrong with people from other places? Are people from other places good or bad?

Are these people from out of town going to eat me or not? Give me a straight answer so I can reply.

Faced with the question about the spider, my mind went through a temporary period of confusion.