bookcurios Chapter 586 Theresa's Lolita God Requiem
Chapter 586 Theresa's Lolita God Requiem
Live Q&A System: "Okay everyone, let's play Theresa's second creation video as usual, and this second creation video is very special!"
Mingchao Drifter: "How unusual can this be? Does this secondary video have to be Theresa singing?"
The live Q&A system: "Oh, you're right. The next video we're going to show is mostly Theresa's singing. Let's play this secondary video next. It's called Theresa's Lolita God Requiem!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Lisa: "What a strange name! Why do I always have a bad feeling?"
The video starts,
"abnormal!"
At the beginning of the video, a pervert came in, and at the end, Theresa, wearing bishop's clothes, appeared in the video, dancing and singing
"Yeah I'm cute!"
"Stop drooling!"
"Fragrant and soft?"
"ごめんなさい!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Wait a minute, what the hell is this? Why is my aunt dancing and singing in the video?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Lisa: "What kind of video is this, and what's the matter with the song I'm singing?"
The video continues.
"Huh? You guys wanna see the little goslings dance together?"
(think!)
"That's a nice thought! Start the execution of justice against lolicon!!!"
At this moment, Kiana suddenly appeared, her whole body ablaze with flames and a fiercely cute expression, and she shouted: "The End is Coming!!"
Then, a smaller version of Yulandel appeared in the video, and the song began.
"Age doesn't matter. Being younger is cute. You must understand?"
Rita: “Understood!”
The character in the video changed to Theresa again
"I stick out my tongue and conquer you all. You are all perverts. (Right?)"
"Come here, the cabinet is a little high and I can't reach it at all. It feels good to step on your back."
"You don't have any objections, do you?"
(Teresa Teresa)
(Theresa of the Monkey Soju)
Hearing this, Theresa in the video's face turned gloomy.
"Captain, if I let you hug me, you won't faint, right?"
The video then turned to Little Landale, with Rita also singing along on both sides to congratulate.
(Little goose, little goose)
(So cute!)
After hearing this, Yulandel said, "Wow, thank you, thank you."
"Hey Rita are you okay?"
The video changes again to Theresa, dancing and singing
"Remember to bring Judah with you when you go hunting"
(Yeah)
"Destruction of the light pervert city Sayonara"
(punish!)
"If you have any strange ideas"
"Let grandpa pretend to be dead and feed you bitter melon"
Then Theresa ascended to heaven and appeared under the moon.
Sing under the moon
"It's not your fault that My Darling fell in love with me"
(My wife!)
"But the Darling ship has a lot of ambiguous objects"
"where"
"I want you to depend on me forever"
"Darling, you are so philandering!"
"I'll cast a little bit of ambiguous magic, and then you can go to sleep."
(Little Moon Little Moon)
(Teresa Teresa)
(Little goose, little goose)
(Kiss one, kiss one)
(Little Moon Little Moon)
(Teresa Teresa)
(Little goose, little goose)
Theresa said at this time: "Look, there are more and more perverted captains and Ritas who are grinning at the little goose recently! We can't let any of the children who do bad things go!"
(Ah, traveling to Mars is so cool)
Space Drifter Gao Xuan: "This secondary video is really interesting, it's a gathering place for perverted captains!"
Captain of Honkai Impact 3rd: "Hey, hey, hey, stop slandering me! How could I be a pervert?"
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Yes, yes, you are not a pervert, we all know that!"
Honkai Impact 3rd: "But there is one thing in the video that is correct. Humans have too many ambiguous objects. It is obvious that just having me is enough."
Honkai Impact 3 Guanxing: "That's a nice thought. We won't let you have Mr. Assassin all to yourself."
The video continues.
Theresa reappeared, dancing and singing.
"Touch and you'll be arrested!"
"Go to the jail and report your numbers!"
"One, two, three, four"
"ごめんなさい!"
"Huh? You even dared to blush. It seems the punishment wasn't enough!"
"(Huh?～)"
"The court will open immediately! Requiem for Theresa and the others!!"
At this moment, Theresa stopped dancing and said with a smile
"Are you there? Are you there? The perverted captain of AWSL in front of the screen."
"That's right, it's going to be an exciting time soon!"
"Are you happy? This time there is a pair of sisters here to punish you!"
“More☆amount☆and☆free☆~”
Hearing this, Kiana and Yulandel, who were wearing new armor, pointed their fingers at themselves and asked in confusion.
"Hey, are we coming too?"
"バカ!"
Then, the video changed again, and Theresa cursed with a very gloomy expression and a look of disgust.
"Disgusting, disgusting!"
"うるさい!"
"Will you please shut up?"
Kiana also used the same face and expression as Theresa to scold
"I hate you the most."
The same goes for Little Youlan Daier
"How pitiful!"
Then, Theresa, Kiana, and Orlan Dell kept switching, and the three of them cursed as they switched.
"poor!!"
"So weak!!"
"You big loser!!"
However, after hearing these insults, the voice representing the captain did not feel uncomfortable at all, but kept shouting: "Thank you for your help, thank you for your help!"
Theresa's singing continues
"I'm still very happy to be Ma!"
“Big Brother, Big Sister!!”
"It's too late to save me, you perverts!"
"Stop sharing this song everywhere, Captain!"
In the video, a group of insane-looking, dark-red captain ghosts were constantly swaying, and finally approached Theresa, with expressions like those of a pervert approaching a girl.
"One click to change into sha, healthy, complete, corrected!!!"
The next person to turn around was Xiao Youlan Daier.
"Destiny opens the door!"
Then little Youlan Daier danced and sang
“I need to check your phone.”
(not good!!)
"Refresh your homepage and you'll see all little lolis!"
"(It's over!!)"
Then Theresa, dressed in bishop's attire, appeared again with a lovely expression and eyes as gentle as if she were treating a child. She sang:
“Delete strange apps!”
"Uninstall the game!"
"Another Healthy Monday!"
"Happy Ending!"
“This is Theresa’s…”
"Lolita Requiem!"
"This is the right thing to do!"
At the end, Theresa's expression became very gloomy again, and her eyes turned into the look of looking at a small fish. Then the scene changed, and Rita gave a standard maid bow and said
"thanks for treatment!"
Kiana appeared from the other side and waved.
"Captains on the other side of the screen!"
"Don't do bad things!"
The video ends.
Honkai Impact 3rd Siegfried: "Hahahahahahahahaha, I didn't realize, Theresa, you have a talent for singing!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Theresa: "Ah, this is so embarrassing! Why are you playing this secondary video? My image as the Bishop of Destiny is completely ruined!"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Xing: "Come on, you are the destined protagonist, how can you still have the image!"
Honkai San Vita: "Bishop Theresa is really cute like this, but it's a bit boring just watching the video. I wonder if Bishop Theresa is willing to demonstrate it to us in person?"
Genshin Impact Yae Shinko: "And Miss Kiana and Miss Yulandel! You also appeared in the video!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Ah! This, this, that, that, forget about what I said!"
Honkai Impact 3 Youlan Daier: "Me too, I'm not very good at this kind of thing."
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: "I will never do that. Don't even think about it!"