In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 1356 Extraterrestrial Chronicles 9

"Let's run!"

"Yes! As you command!" Xiao Xin appeared beside Ai Lian without her noticing, startling her.

After grabbing Pipi Ya and throwing her away, Mingxu casually grabbed Misae, Hiroshi, and Shiro, put them on his shoulders, and rushed outside. Ailian followed closely behind him in her machine. They returned to the place where they had previously stored the cookies. This time, they didn't need Mingxu's strength; they used the power of the crane to successfully break the shield, and everyone could eat the cookies freely.

As for Erlang, Mingxu had already taken his tooth pistol. It got stuck in Erlang's toe when he was running away, but now that he had turned back, he casually put it in his pocket.

He no longer posed a significant threat to others.

Seeing his angry and embarrassed expression, everyone ignored him: "Let's leave this guy alone and eat quickly."

"I'm going to start!"

"Wow~ Cookies are so much better than jelly."

"Here you go, it's really delicious~" Shin-chan looked at Jiro and handed him a box of cookies.

"Ah..." Jiro looked at the sincere Shin-chan, and subconsciously took the food, then ate it in big bites. For some reason, tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, their spirits lifted considerably, and they began discussing their next plan. "Now that we've retrieved James and have Ellen driving the crane to help, we still need to find a way to completely resolve the trouble here and safely return to our world," Mingxu said, looking at everyone.

Hiroshi nodded in agreement: "Yes, this place is too eerie, with all sorts of strange things and dangers. We need to go back quickly." Misae also looked frightened: "That's right, that's right, this place is too scary. It's safer at home."

Ailian touched James's controller and said firmly, "No matter what, we need to completely defeat this 'Big Butt Ya' first, otherwise it will definitely continue to cause trouble." Xiaoxin waved his little fist beside him, "That's right, defeat Big Butt Ya and let it know how powerful we are!"

Just as everyone was discussing, the ground suddenly began to shake. "What's going on?" Xiaozhu shouted in terror.

Everyone looked around and saw that Xiao Bo was rushing towards them again. Also, influenced by him, the auntie who had been lurking in their direction was exposed.

"Hmph! I didn't expect preparing Earthling cuisine to be so troublesome!" The aunt looked at them with resentment on her face. Mingxu picked up a piece of broken glass from the ground and threw it at her, hitting her right in the nose. Then, the top of her head opened up.

"Oh ho~" Seeing this, Mingxu raised his eyebrows. Well, interesting. As for Xiaobo, he turned his head and saw that Ailian had already controlled James to fight against the opponent.

The auntie discovered that her skull was open and quickly closed it. However, since they had noticed this, they didn't stop. They picked up the broken glass on the ground and threw it at her. So, while Ailian was having a heated argument, the auntie's skull was opening and closing, which looked quite funny.

"Stop messing around! Ah..." The auntie got impatient, and when she closed the gun again, she saw Hiroshi pointing it at her: "Oh no, we're done for."

"Please explain to us what's going on?!"

"What exactly is that 'Butt Ya'?"

"I won't say anything! Because I'm a high-tech robot! How could I possibly leak classified information?!" The aunt looked like she was making a heroic sacrifice.

"Bang bang~" After two shots, she lost her composure: "Lord Pipiya is a complete living being now."

"A complete life form? What's that?" Her question left everyone puzzled.

"Complete life form... beep ...

"What charging? So that's how it's charged."

"Tie her up." Mingxu looked around, found a pipe, bent it, and pressed the aunt onto it.

Before long, Ailian successfully pushed Xiaobo out and closed the entrance above.

Everyone gathered around the auntie, watching her and waiting for her to finish charging.

After the light above the woman's head went out, she looked up at her bound body and said, "Oh no."

"What exactly is Pipi Ya?" Hiroshi asked her again.

"It's a headache. At the top of the cosmic food chain is our Lord Pipi Ya," the aunt said casually.

"So it eats people?"

"It's not just people. When we were on Planet Moon, the Snow Crab aliens ate their fill. When we were on Planet Bahu, we ate our fill of lively squid. In the fall, we had to go find the Matsutake Mushroom aliens to eat. We traveled to every corner of the universe, enjoying a seasonal feast. I also had to disguise myself as a chef for various alien species. It was very tiring." As she spoke, the aunt looked around and said, "This is the bait used to showcase the life forms that Lord Pipi Ya needs to taste."

"Why are you arresting us?" Guangzhi asked the crucial question.

"Because the adults said they wanted to eat mature humans who had been asleep for a hundred years." As she spoke, 3D projection appeared in her eyes.

"Sato Kukkaido."

"So I went to Earth's supermarket to buy some ingredients: lively, fresh meat - Ai-Lian; plump, huge butt meat - Misae; healthy and strong kids who can't be allowed to roam freely even when they're naughty - Shin-chan and Himawari; the strongest human in combat - Akira; the ultimate wild game - Shiro; the most top-notch stinky feet - Hiroshi; the purest idiot duo; the wonderfully decadent otaku - Hashira; and the king of junk food - Jiro. These are the best dishes I've specially selected!" The auntie's face was filled with pride as she said this.

"So, our whole family was wiped out?" Mingxu said speechlessly, his lips twitching.

"It feels like they're talking badly about us..." Misae said, her lips twitching.

"Later, to match the mealtimes, I set a kitchen timer to defrost the food at the optimal moment and then season it!" the aunt continued, her eyes still projecting images.

"Wait a minute, why is Xiao Xu outside?"

“Yeah, why was he sealed inside that thing?” Misae Hiroshi interrupted her and asked again.

"That's because he woke up when he was taken aboard the spaceship and caused a huge disturbance, damaging a cryogenic capsule. There was no other way to contain him, so they had to temporarily seal him inside using the properties of that capsule. It was also because of this that his body absorbed some nutrients and grew a bit during the process," the aunt explained, adding that his body's growth was due to the capsule's properties.

"Oh, I see." Mingxu nodded, but then something occurred to him; "What did you mean by 'seasoning' earlier?"

"You think that thing sealing you in really has no effect at all? It's just for flavoring, isn't it?" the aunt said sinisterly.

"?" Mingxu looked at himself uncertainly, when Xiaoxin suddenly blurted out, "It's so sweet, it tastes like milk candy." Xiaoxin licked his arm.

"Hiss~ I'm spicy?" Mingxu was a little confused. Why?

“I’m garlic-flavored.” Hiroshi licked himself as well.

"I'm soy sauce flavored," Misae said instinctively.

"Curry flavor!" Xiao Zhu exclaimed excitedly.

"It's vanilla flavored," Jiro couldn't help but say.

"Big sister, what about you? What's your flavor?" Xiaoxin asked Ailian.

"Salty..." Ailian asked, somewhat confused.

"Hehe~ Me and Big Sister together are like salted milk candy~" Shin-chan Milk Shop said.

"The seasoning is perfect, all we have to do is fatten up the food!" the auntie said proudly.

"Is there a way to get back to Earth?" Ailian asked the aunt again.

"I'm a professional chef, only responsible for Lord Pipi Ya's meals, I don't know anything else!" the auntie stubbornly insisted.

Mingxu casually tapped open his head and then pressed it back down. After doing this several times, the aunt finally gave in: "I've got it, I've got it! All we need to do is separate the cockpit!"

“Okay, let’s go to the cockpit then.” Mingxu nodded and looked at them.

“Yes, that place can be turned into an escape dinghy. All we need to do is get him off the mothership. Then we need to activate the main computer's detonation device to blow up the mothership. We can then use the energy from the explosion to travel at warp speed back to Earth!” The woman looked at them with a serious expression, and it seemed that she also wanted to escape.

"What should we do if we fail?" Xiaozhu asked nervously.

"If this is the only way, we have no choice but to give it a try!" Guangzhi said through gritted teeth. They didn't want to be rootless and adrift!

"Where is the main computer control room?" Ailian asked the older woman. At that moment, her hood opened again, and a small robot jumped out. Just as it was about to run away, Mingxu grabbed it.

"Tsk tsk, so this is what it looks like." Mingxu looked at the little thing: "This must be your true form."

"You've been using my all-powerful healing abilities since just now, you naughty kid!" it shouted at Mingxu with dissatisfaction.

"If you don't want me to crush you, take us to the main computer control room right now!" Ailian took the small robot from Mingxu's hand and said to it, exerting a little force as she spoke.

There was nothing it could do; being under someone else's control, it could only obediently follow orders. It led them to the main computer control room.

"This is the main computer control room." Hiroshi looked at Kozuki and Jiro behind him, handed the gun to Jiro, and said, "You two keep watch outside."

"Are you sure?" Erlang looked at him with some confusion, but did not hesitate and reached out to take the gun.

"Yes, thank you for your help." Hiroshi nodded earnestly.

"Let's go." Seeing them standing at the door, the group went inside. Then, James' headlamp turned on, and everything around them suddenly lit up after they entered.

"This is... the main computer room?" Looking at the pile of things in front of him, Mingxu became even more confused. Goodness, this is truly something else.