In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 1156: Let Mr. Ueo's Heart Beat Faster

"Hey~ Has your heartbeat accelerated recently?" In the kindergarten office, Mr. Matsusaka closed the notebook and looked at Mr. Yoshinaga and Mr. Ageo and asked.

"Ah? What's the accelerated heartbeat?" The two were stunned and asked in confusion.

"It's just a heart-pounding feeling." Teacher Matsusaka spread his hands.

"Ah, well, I'm married and have children, so no." Teacher Yoshinaga said with a smile.

"A roundabout way of showing off?" Mr. Matsusaka puffed up his face. "When on earth does Delang want to have a child?"

"What about Mr. Matsusaka?" Mr. Yoshinaga asked with a smile as he looked at Mr. Matsusaka.

"Oh, I haven't been feeling moved much lately. Most of the time, I'm the one who makes others feel moved." Teacher Matsusaka said proudly. When he and Delang were together, they were actually both feeling moved.

"What about Mr. Ageo?" Mr. Matsusaka asked Mr. Ageo curiously.

"Ah, I'm not interested in that kind of thing..." Teacher Kamio shook his head repeatedly.

"Ah? That's not right? Then... uh, doesn't Mr. Kamio have any experience in love?" Mr. Matsusaka asked uncertainly.

"Probably not." Teacher Yoshinaga was not sure either. He had seen her being a little ambiguous with Mr. Kuroiso before, but Xiao Ai was not around recently. She said she was going to attend some event, and Kuroiso didn't come either.

"Wow!" Suddenly, Shin-chan appeared next to Mr. Ageo holding a sign with his huge face. The teacher was stunned and almost fell off his chair.

"Well. Teacher Ageo, is your heart beating faster?" Shin-chan looked at Teacher Ageo and asked curiously.

"...Whose heartbeat is so fast that it scares you so much." Mingxu poked his head out from the window.

"You scared me." Teacher Ueo said, stroking his chest.

Teacher Yoshinaga stood up and said, "The accelerated heartbeat I was talking about just now wasn't some childish kind! Go out and play!"

"Come out." Mingxu waved to Xiaoxin.

Xiaoxin scratched his head and walked out helplessly.

In the yard, several little ones gathered together, and Xiaoxin talked about this matter.

"Want to make Ageo-sensei's heart beat faster?"

"That's easy. Just shout hello to scare her." Zhengnan said with a smile.

"You, Xiaoxin, have already done it and got scolded." Mingxu spread his hands.

"That is to say, it's not the kind that makes your heart beat faster. Zhengnan is so cute, just like a little kid." Xiaoxin Xiaoxiong spread his hands.

"I'm just a child, what kind of accelerated heartbeat is that?" Zhengnan asked curiously.

"Mr. Matsusaka said that lotus root will speed up your heartbeat or something like that." Shin-chan said seriously.

"Ah? Why is it lotus root?" Zhengnan was dumbfounded. He didn't feel his heartbeat quicken when eating this thing.

"Come on, stop talking nonsense. If your heartbeat speeds up after eating lotus root, it means you are allergic to it." Mingxu said unhappily.

"You guys are really amateurs. They're not talking about lotus roots, they're talking about love!" Nini said seriously, "There should be only one person among us who understands this the most."

"Oh~" As they spoke, everyone's eyes turned to Mingxu.

"Look at me, if you like, go find it yourself." Mingxu rolled his eyes at them and said, "And didn't Xiaoxin's heart beat faster when he saw Sister Nanako?"

"Yeah." Xiao Xinwenyan nodded: "It sounds like that."

"Because falling in love and getting married make my heart beat faster!" Nini said seriously.

"Oh, you know so much." Fengjian nodded.

"But it's not good for children to know this." Mingxu scratched his head.

"You are also a child, you have it all." Fengjian turned his head and looked over.

“…” Mingxu was silent.

"Okay, let Nini handle this matter." Nini said proudly.

“…” Everyone looked at each other and nodded.

So, while Mr. Ueyama was in his office, Nini led everyone inside to ask Mr. Ueyama, "Mr. Ueyama, could you please tell us about an experience in the past that made your heart beat faster?"

"Um, well... when the limited edition of the straw doll is released." Mr. Kamio said without hesitation.

Mingxu scratched his head: "Straw doll?" This thing also has an accelerated heartbeat. Mingxu thought she was going to talk about Heiji.

"Look, this is the scarecrow keychain." Teacher Ueo took out a box from the drawer, inside which was placed the so-called scarecrow.

"Starting from the right, there are the first limited edition, the second limited edition, the third limited edition, the authentic limited edition, and the final limited edition! There is also a return limited edition!" Teacher Kamio said excitedly.

"Uh, each one looks the same." Mingxu looked at them for a while and said puzzledly.

"Yes." The little ones also nodded.

"No, the shapes of the first and second eyes on the right are a little different!" Ah Dai shook his head.

"Well, you're really worthy of being called A-Dai. The eyes of the first limited edition are almond-shaped, and the eyes of the second limited edition are pistachio-shaped." Teacher Ueo said with a smile.

"Uh, that's too subtle."

"Except for the ones I like, it's really hard to tell them apart," Mingxu complained.

"I remember now! What happened on the day the limited edition was released! It started raining in the morning, and the wind became stronger and stronger on the road. Maybe it was just a coincidence, I was blown into a convenience store, bought a raincoat and put it on and continued to move forward to the sales office. I was worried that they would be sold out, so I arrived at the sales office with my heart beating fast, and I actually got the first one! That was really an exciting experience that made my heart beat faster." Teacher Ageo said as he rubbed the doll against his face.

"These are my precious children that I worked so hard to buy."

"Then again, since so many limited editions have been released, it can't be considered a commemorative edition!" Nini said speechlessly.

"plus one."

"Let's not talk about anything else. This return version is just a repetition." Mingxu spread his hands and said.

"Ah! No way..." Teacher Kamio felt a little disappointed.

"Teacher Kamio, do you have any other experiences with accelerated heartbeat?" Nini continued to ask.

"Um, a small plastic container for soy sauce."

"Ah?" Several people were confused.

"It's the sea bream-shaped soy sauce container that the heroine puts in the lunch box. When I open the lid of the lunch box, I wonder what kind of small soy sauce bottle it will be, and it makes my heart beat faster~" Teacher Kamio continued.

"Well, what I'm talking about isn't that kind of thing." Feng Jian said speechlessly.

"You see, my soy sauce containers come in all different sizes, and the lids come in many different colors. And here, this is a bento for weddings, and this is for another occasion, and there's also one that looks like a pendant." Mr. Kamio has a really big collection.

"There are coelacanths."

“It’s not just snapper.”

“And dolphins.”

"No, no! The accelerated heartbeat experience Nini is asking about is not this kind of experience!" Nini shouted impatiently.

"Okay, okay, Nini, calm down." Mingxu held Nini down and said helplessly. It was obvious that Teacher Shangwei was pretending to be stupid.

"Then we'll follow these tips and bring something that might make Mr. Ageo's heart beat faster."

"The one who makes her heart beat the most wins."

A few little ones nodded and came down.

Mingxu thought about it and called someone, who said that the earliest they could go there was tomorrow.

"Well, it seems that it won't work today." Mingxu shrugged and said, "Forget it, just do whatever you want."

So everyone prepared and called out Teacher Kamio.

"Well, you want to show me something interesting. Is it true?" Teacher Shangwei sat in the yard and looked at everyone curiously.

"Yes, let's start with me. Look! The ultimate little pencil!" Nini took out a bunch of pencil ends that had been used to write until they could no longer be written.

"Wow~" Mr. Kamio laughed in agreement.

"Is your heart beating faster?" asked Shin-chan.

"So small and cute." Teacher Ueo said with a smile.

Suddenly everyone understood: "Yeah. It's cute, but it doesn't make my heart race."

"Next is my emergency pencil sharpener," Zhengnan said, pulling out one shaped like a small elephant. "The elephant's trunk is broken."

"Oh, the elephant is so pitiful." Teacher Kamio said with some regret.

"Is your heart beating faster?"

"My heart rate isn't accelerating," Mr. Ueo shook his head.

"Ah~"

"The sedge bug." Ah Dai said while holding up a small wooden stick.

"Wow~ The painted sedge bug is talking."

"The water in the clear water pool is very clear." Ah Dai followed up naturally.

"What is meant by it being the same whether you read it forward or backward is called a palindrome." Feng Jian explained naturally.

"Yeah, but this thing doesn't look like it's causing a faster heartbeat." Mingxu shook his head.

"Yes, I like palindromes the most." Teacher Shangwei said with a smile.

"Oh, then it's me, the broken water gun!" Fengjian took out a water gun and fired it. As a result, the water gun shot out from behind his butt.

"Is this Stephen Chow's pistol?" Mingxu scratched his head and laughed.

"hehe."

"Oh, failure." Kazama lowered his head.

"Next, it's my turn!" Shin-chan flattened his ears and mouth, looking like a wrapped dumpling.

“Haha, that’s really funny.”

"There's no rapid heartbeat, is there?"

"It seems like we're still a long way off. If we want to win the laughter, we have to keep practicing." Shin-chan said disappointedly.

"Why did it suddenly turn into a comedy contest?"

"Okay, mine, I just found a Q-version doll I brought in my schoolbag." Mingxu said as he took out a nine-horn doll.

"Wow, I'm also collecting this. Xiaoxu, can you give it to me?" Teacher Kamio asked excitedly.

"Yeah." Mingxu nodded. Anyway, he had a lot of these things at home, all sent by the publishing house.

"However, this doesn't seem to cause the heartbeat to accelerate." Nini said immediately upon seeing this.

"Well, that's a little bit." Teacher Kamio scratched his head.

"Oh, I really can't give up. I can't just give up like this, right? Then let's bring something from home tomorrow that will make Teacher Kamio's heart beat faster!" Nini pretended not to hear and said to everyone.

"Oh, tomorrow." Mingxu smiled when he heard that. Let's ask someone to come tomorrow.

So, the next day.

"Let me see, what did you guys bring?" Teacher Kamio asked expectantly.

"Then let's show them all to the teacher." Fengjian said as they took out the things, which were all soy sauce packaging.

"Oh, those are small packages of soy sauce." Teacher Ueo was stunned.

"Why did everyone bring similar things?" Nini asked puzzled.

"Because I thought Mr. Ageo might like this." Zhengnan scratched his head.

"Do you like it, Mr. Ueo?" asked Kazama.

"However, this is not what I like..." Teacher Kamio said embarrassedly.

"You still have to look at me." Mingxu smiled and said, "Teacher Shangwei, please look!" As he spoke, a car drove in.

It’s Xiao Ai’s car.

As Kuroiso got out of the car, everyone could hear Mr. Ageo's heartbeat.

"Oh~" Several people nodded. It turned out that this was what it meant to have an accelerated heartbeat.

"Isn't Shin-chan here yet?"

"Yes." Mingxu pointed to the door, and Meiya just arrived.

Everyone watched as Mr. Ageo and Kuroiso slowly approached, and they all stopped and watched quietly. Xiao Ai got out of the car and got entangled with Xiao Xin.

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