bookcurios Chapter 541 What Kind of Online Names Would Historical Figures Give Themselves?
Chapter 541 What Kind of Online Names Would Historical Figures Give Themselves?
What if TikTok existed in ancient times?
What kind of online names would historical figures choose for themselves?
A family in the Ming Dynasty
Zhu Di: Father, I was wrong (the version of legitimate succession) or was he Emperor Taizong of Ming, not Emperor Chengzu of Ming?!
Zhu Zhanji: The pig riding me is not my biological son, but a cousin.
(Brothers’ names in the Ming Dynasty version:
Zhu Qiyu: Take my brother away quickly!
Zhu Qizhen: I've gone hunting in the north. Wait for my return.
Zhu Houzhao: General Zhu Shou
Zhu Houcong: I'm meditating, please don't disturb me.
Cao Pi of the Three Kingdoms: Minister of Fruit Trade of Wei, grape enthusiast, and famous writer of lamentations.
Lu Bu: The fiercest man in the Three Kingdoms
Zhang Fei: Specializes in beating tough guys.
"Liu Bei might rise: coming is my water."
"Huang Zongxi: Huang the villain. He was too ruthless in avenging his father, stabbing people with an awl."
"Yishan, Yishan, shines brightly, the sky is filled with Li Shangyin."
Goujian: I can tolerate anything;
Mozi: Don't fight;
Zhou Yu: Stop playing the piano recklessly;
Sima Qian: The Grand Historian said [doge][doge][doge]”
Sun Ce: I am the Little Conqueror of Jiangdong
Cao Cao: The Two Qiaos are locked away in the Copper Sparrow Terrace in the depths of spring.
Zhou Yu: If you can't play the piano, don't play it recklessly.
Murong Chong: "A gentleman takes his revenge even after ten years."
"We have a girl with a foreign name, Judy [smirking]~"
"How do you say Su Shi (Sussy), Confucius (Zhongni) (Jonny), and Wang Yangming (yummy)?"
Empress Xiaoyichun: Her surname was Wei, but her given name was neither Yanwan nor Yingluo.
"Su Shi: Demoted daily for his sharp tongue & Su Zhe, the number one gourmand of the Northern Song Dynasty: Currently retrieving food from his brother..."
Ying Zheng: It's all mine!
Zhang Fei: A master of painting beauties
Boss Cao: I will take care of your wife.
Emperor Yongzheng: A Model Worker of the Qing Dynasty
Emperor Qianlong: "I want to dye that thing all sorts of colors like a farmhouse inn [picking nose]"
Zhuge Liang: The Little Zhuge Liang, the Crouching Dragon
Liu Bei: The Great Treasure of the Three Kingdoms
Follow-up comment: "Hey, hey, this is getting a bit ambiguous, I mean."
Sun Ce: The Most Handsome Man in Jiangdong
Zhou Yu: The second most handsome man in Jiangdong [doge]
Follow-up comment: "The romanticized image of Jiangzuo in the River of Oblivion, huh? [doge]"
"Li Yuan: The retired emperor imprisoned by his own son; Li Shimin: The filial son who imprisoned his father."
Feng Menglong: Updating now, updating now, you damn bastard, you're nagging me!
"Ying Zheng: Yuan Chun of the Qin Dynasty"
Follow-up comment: "Did they choose this username because after Yuan Chun died, the Jia family plummeted and even collapsed, and after Ying Zheng died, the Qin Dynasty also plummeted and collapsed? That's a ridiculous joke! [laughing and crying emojis]"
Ming Dynasty.
The fact that our nicknames kept appearing on the list of things that appeared on the sky screen left the Ming Dynasty emperors wondering whether to laugh or cry.
We never get to have any good things happen to us, but we have a whole bunch of things to do that give others something to watch.
Zhu Di, still trying to deceive the world, thought: What do future generations on the other side of the veil know? They only know what unofficial histories and folk tales. I rightfully ascended the throne. [Even though he was wrong, he was still full of bravado.]
Furthermore, I wonder which unfilial descendant in later generations changed my name to that of the Ming Chengzu Emperor. If I catch them, I'll teach them a lesson they won't forget.
No, I can educate his ancestor right now—my dear great-grandson Zhu Zhanji! ^_^
Zhu Zhanji was terrified and helpless: Grandpa, didn't you always call me "good grandson" when you beat Dad? Why are you lecturing me now?
Is it because of Zhu Qizhen's affair that he harbors resentment towards me?
But I was a victim too. I arrived early back then, how could I have known that he would be so... disappointing at such a young age?
……
In another timeline, after learning about his son's heroic deeds, Zhu Zhanji said: "I really hope that, as Tianmu said, Zhu Qizhen is not my son, but the child has already been born and cannot be changed. I can't just put him back in!"
I no longer expect him to inherit the throne. I only hope that he can live a carefree and peaceful life as a prince under the guidance of his teacher.
As for the matter of becoming emperor, let's leave the pressure on his younger brother Zhu Qiyu. Or perhaps if I work harder and conserve my energy, I might be able to create another one.
During the Qing Dynasty.
Emperor Qianlong: Do later generations misunderstand my aesthetic sense, or is it that their vision is poor and they lack even the most basic ability to appreciate beauty?
How beautiful are those exquisite porcelain trinkets around me! They are so shiny and luminous, just as dazzling as they are in the daytime or at night.
The intricate and exquisite carving techniques, along with the varied colors and forms, are truly breathtaking. These are not only beloved in our Great Qing Dynasty, but they are also highly praised and priceless when sold abroad. ╰(*?︶`*)╯
……
Cao Xueqin: How did that tyrant of the Qin Dynasty get involved with my book "Dream of the Red Chamber" again? Do people in later generations like him so much that they have to associate everything with that Qin Dynasty tyrant?
I'm a little jealous, no...