bookcurios Chapter 26 The Naughty Child Who Must Be Punished
Chapter 26 The Naughty Child Who Must Be Punished
[Before watching: If you have something to say, just talk it over nicely and don’t hit the child]
[After watching: This child has to be beaten, but it turns out that the beating was too light]
[When I was a kid, I played table tennis with my great-grandfather’s spirit tablet. That night, I almost went down to accompany him.]
[When I was eight years old, I tricked my friend into stealing his grandmother's spirit tablet and used it as a grilling board for fish. It was smoked black~
He took it home, and his father found a fortune teller to perform a three-day ritual to deal with this strange incident.
We never dared to say it.
[Give everyone in the family a bath, turn on the flight mode of dad’s phone, and throw it down from the fifth floor.
I had the most unforgettable night. 】
[When I was a kid, my dog died, and I knelt on the ground and kowtowed. My mom laughed at me at first, until she saw that I was burning real money...]
[We blocked all the keyholes in the village with mud, and people started coming to our house to complain in the afternoon. My father punished me by making me kneel on the main road at the entrance of the village.]
[I made a snowman, but I was afraid it would melt, so I used up all my mom’s very expensive sunscreen. ]
"When I was a kid, my dad was driving and I was sitting in the back seat, bored. Suddenly I blindfolded my dad and played "Guess Who I Am"... and then I was beaten by a mixed doubles of men and women [snickering]"
"I went to the mountains to burn paper money during the Qingming Festival. The adults said that children have better memories, so they asked me to lead the way. After walking for a long time, we finally arrived. But when we were about to leave, we saw that the name on the paper was the wrong one."
"When I was in kindergarten, I didn't have to go to school at noon, but I insisted on watching TV. My grandma said, "Oh, some people are sleeping now, don't make noise. Let's wait until later when your dad goes to work and grandma will let you watch TV." Then I cried and I was so depressed. Will it be okay if I cry for a while? Because I am proud. But my grandma called my dad. My dad threatened me.
He threatened me with a fierce look on his face. Although I was scared, I was rebellious so I cried even harder than I had planned to. [狗头][狗头]Then my father beat me with a belt. Then my grandmother also refused to obey me. Then I took the phone that my grandmother had left on the table and called the police. The key is that she even dialed the number. Then I said someone was abusing a child. [狗头][狗头][狗头]An uncle laughed at me for this matter for several years. Whenever you have something to do, ask your father why he hasn’t been in jail yet. [狗头][狗头][狗头]”
"When I was a kid, my mother went out to work. It was raining heavily behind us. I had nothing to do. I, who was four or five years old, and my neighbor's sister, who was six or seven years old, held up my mother's skirt in the heavy rain and cried in the community because we were lost [laughing and crying][sweating]"
"I still remember when my mom was washing clothes, I said: Mom, you wash the clothes, I'll wash your phone [laughing and crying R] Then my mom saw me rubbing the phone in the basin and quickly took it out. I remember that I didn't get beaten or scolded, but just a few words of education, after all, I also had good intentions [shy] But the phone was not broken, it was a Nokia [laughing and crying]"
"Oh my god! I feel like your childhood was very... colorful [dog head]"
"'..."
Old Ancestor: What, playing with spirit tablets!!!
You unfilial descendants, your parents really didn't punish you enough!
We, the old ancestors, with our old arms and legs, can't stand this kind of stimulation!
This is really a case of not being able to rest in peace even in the grave!
tomorrow.
"During the Chinese New Year, I was setting off firecrackers at home. I took a small one to play with and accidentally blew up the mourning hall. My father beat me so hard that my butt was bruised. If I hadn't been the only son in my family for three generations, I would have been beaten to death!" A flashy-looking Mr. Zhang complained to his friends about the "cruelness" of his family elders.
Mr. Zhang: What a sin! If he wasn't the only one in the family, I would really want to beat this rebellious son to death! [collapse] [anger] [roar]
Qin Dynasty.
Ying Zheng, who had just deposed Hu Hai from being a prince and rushed off to build the Great Wall a few days ago, had a bad feeling.
This kid Hu Hai!
Could it be that after ascending the throne, he did something to let me down during the period of national destruction? No way...
Li Si, who had been severely punished by His Majesty and had his salary withheld for ten years, and whose Majesty had not talked to him for the past few days except for telling him to do things, was very sensitive recently. He was nervous when faced with His Majesty's sudden cold attitude.
I wish I could sacrifice myself to relieve your majesty's worries, but I don't know what your majesty is thinking at this moment!
I had no choice but to go back and work harder, hoping that the new laws and regulations would make His Majesty happy.