bookcurios Chapter 145 Brother, you smell so good
Chapter 145 Brother, you smell so good
Cangjie was very much looking forward to it.
Although Zhu Jiu bargained drastically, he believed that with a little trick, he could seduce this desperate death row prisoner into opening his heart and giving him spirit stones.
He hung up the communication talisman with Cang Wuyu, who was very excited and kept praising him as a teachable boy. He said that he was an unparalleled military strategist and was invincible in the world when he was young.
One is young and handsome, the other is old and cunning. If they join forces, they will surely be able to conquer Wu with only 3,000 troops!
Cangjie's heart was filled with passion, and he said to the two people who were arguing, "Why not invite the fairy up to talk first?"
The old man thought about it and felt that it was feasible. A Qingguan was such an outstanding person, whose voice alone could make so many people fall in love with him. It would be a disaster if he met the above.
So he invited people upstairs.
Zhu Jiu sat on the observation deck on the second floor. There was an interesting railing in front of him. From this position, he could just see Chu Yi and Ling Yuanhan fighting fiercely below.
The people below could also see the whole place at a glance. They watched the fight with one eye and the flirting with the other, and they were overwhelmed.
The view is excellent.
When Zhu Jiu sat on the chair with his legs crossed, he looked like a wealthy and idle person watching a martial arts show in the Peking Opera.
This was the feeling Cangjie had when he came in. He thought the idea was a bit ridiculous. How could a death row prisoner in the foundation-building stage be at ease?
Zhu Jiu heard footsteps and glanced sideways.
The smoky blue hue outlines a tall and slender figure, delicate bones, and eyebrows and eyes like an ink painting.
Warm and moist, beautiful and fragrant, with orchids and jade trees, clear wind and bright moon.
When looking at people, there is a gentle and flickering smile in his eyes.
Looking at it makes one feel relaxed and happy, and the mind is wandering.
Xingjun gasped, "Brother, you smell so good."
"No, I mean he is really good at it! I have to say, this young man has some skills. When I look into his eyes, I feel that he really loves me."
Zhu Jiu pondered and said, "There are so many buyers, but he only sees me and no one else. Isn't it because I am the only one in his heart? He is sincere to me!"
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Xingjun said as if he had seen a ghost: "...You can't be killed, right?"
Zhu Jiu smiled: "Guess."
Cangjie caught the look of surprise in Zhujiu's eyes and said something to Cangwuyu.
Cangjie: The game is halfway done.
Cang Wu Yu stroked his beard and smiled, waving his feather fan: Very good.
Cangjie nodded to Zhu Jiu gracefully, then sat on the other side of the tea table. Every movement he made was pleasing to the eye.
He first smiled at Zhu Jiu with charming eyes, and then lowered his eyelashes sadly.
Who could stand this? Zhu Jiu immediately asked, "Why are you so worried, sir?"
Cangjie said gently and with a hint of sadness: "I feel a little sad to think that I only have this one night of friendship with the fairy."
Upon hearing this, Zhu Jiu also sighed in disappointment.
The atmosphere became depressing, just as Cangjie had expected.
He smiled confidently inwardly, and was about to say something like "But I will always remember the fairy's outstanding charm" as planned, when he suddenly heard Zhu Jiu's affectionate and sincere words.
"It doesn't matter. Since you love me, why don't you die with me? Let's continue to be a pair of desperate lovers!"
Cangjie: “…”
He quickly flipped through the "One Hundred Days Quick Guide to Becoming a Peerless Courtesan" which he had memorized by heart in his mind, and found that this question was not taught.
But don't panic, he has a military advisor.
Cangjie: What’s the solution to this question?
Cang Wu Yu smiled slightly: I will read whichever page the wind blows, and I will read whichever page the wind blows.
That is, change the subject.
Cangjie chuckled softly, and saw that Zhu Jiu's eyes were dazed and he had forgotten what he said before.
He asked, "Does Fairy Zhu Jiu know my name?"
Zhu Jiu: "Then how can I know tenderness?"
Cang Jie: “?”
Zhu Jiu coughed, pinched his throat and repeated, "No, I mean, what is your name, sir?"
Cang Jie lowered his eyebrows and smiled: "Although Chu Guan has a flower name, I get along well with the fairy, and I just want to reveal my true self. The elders in my family all call me Qingtian. If the fairy doesn't mind, you can do so."
Hearing this, Zhu Jiu's eyes were naturally moved. "Then Tiantian, don't call me Fairy Zhu Jiu. It's too formal. Just call me Jiujiu, which means long-lasting and long-lasting."
Cangjie: “…” Fairy, you are a little unsophisticated, did you know that?
Zhu Jiu was very excited, like a greasy woman meeting a man for the first time, and said happily: "You and I, sweet and long, you are my licking dog."
As he said this, he winked at him with his right eye.
Cangjie: “…………” Money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat.
He used all his life's inner strength to keep a steady expression on his face, but he succeeded in getting goose bumps all over his body and his scalp tingling.
Even an old tree like Cang Wu Yu was stunned by the town.
He: I’m sorry for wronging you, Tiantian, just be patient. After you finish this job, there will be another one.
While others wanted their sons to be successful, he was so far ahead that he simply sold his son for fame.
Cangjie: “…” Desperate heart, trembling hands.
Zhu Jiuzui smeared lard and continued to output.
"Tiantian, I already know your feelings. When we die, I will be devoted to you and will never change my mind."
"Since you're going to die anyway, why bother sending spirit stones to this brothel? As soon as the sun rises I'll kill you first and then slit my throat, okay?"
Cangjie: “…”
The topic returns to the starting point, but the solution method remains the same.
Cang Jie chuckled again and said, "A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold. If you always worry about the future, how can you enjoy the present with all your heart?"
Then he repeated Cang Wu Yu's words: "At night, I don't think about the things that happened during the day. I enjoy my days as long as I can."
After listening to the advice, Zhu Jiuru's sadness about dying was somewhat alleviated. He nodded as if he knew someone who understood him. "That makes sense."
"Then let's have sex to our heart's content in this stormy and precarious night!"
That voice, that expression, were exactly like the excitement Fan Jin felt when he passed the imperial examination.
I was so excited that I was about to drag him to bed.
Cangjie: “…” No, is there something wrong?
According to the original plan, he was going to take control of the situation.
Cang Wuyu: "Don't panic, there is another plan!"
Cangjie breathed a sigh of relief, as if a heavy burden had been lifted from his shoulders: Please speak, Chief!
Cang Wu Yu: Under the influence of wine, sex, money and power, everyone is a desperate criminal. Who can resist a beautiful woman pouring wine? Pour her wine!
Cang Jie was determined and asked Gui Gong to serve the best wine.
Zhu Jiu raised his index finger, smiled and shook his head: "I don't drink alcohol, I only drink tea."
Cangjie has been trying to figure out other people's words and expressions for years, so he easily captured the unshakable and calmness in these few words.
He thought for a moment and felt that there must be something he had to say.
How could a beauty disobey?
The best tea in the world.
When Gui Gong was about to nod his head, Zhu Jiu stretched his neck and asked, "Is there a charge for drinking tea?"
"..."
When Zhu Jiu saw Turtle Man’s stuck expression, he immediately understood.
She said to Xingjun angrily: "Look, this garbage place really does lure people to spend money silently. Fortunately, I asked in advance, otherwise wouldn't it be a waste of spirit stones?"
Xing Jun: "...No, the beauty is here, you have to pretend, right?"
Zhu Jiu paused and smiled, "That makes sense. How can he leave a good impression if he is too stingy? He is not a lesbian, so he still needs to maintain some superficial skills."
"I must show him my financial strength!"
Xingjun smiled with relief: "This boy is teachable."
Zhu Jiu glanced at Cang Jie and gave him a wink that said, "I'd give you everything I have in the world." Then he turned to Gui Gong and said with great momentum, "Bring me a cup of the best tea!"
"Okay!" The old man just moved and suddenly turned back, looking confused and said: "One... one cup?"
Zhu Jiu smiled: "Yes."
Two people: "..."
If it weren't for the storage bag of five hundred thousand hanging around your waist, you would have been kicked out, did you know that?
You're almost dying but still so stingy!
The expression on Turtle Man's face seemed to be blown by a strong wind. He forced a smile and said, "Fairy, don't you want to drink it yourself?"
Zhu Jiu asked curiously, "Isn't that for me to drink?"
"Don't you Chuguan have employee benefits? Just let him drink that."
The two men and the military advisor finally fell completely silent.
I have never felt that it is so reasonable for a person to be on death row.
Cangjie: Chief, this won’t work.
Cang Wu Yu grabbed the feather fan and said seriously: Don’t panic, I have my own rhythm.