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Chapter 237 Who are you calling?



Chapter 237 Who are you calling?

Gojo Satoru lifted me up and placed me across his shoulders. He seemed to be in a good mood and hummed a little tune as he carried me all the way to the living room.

Last time I had the courage to resist, but this time I can only close my eyes and pretend to be dead, not even daring to make a sound.

The shoulder-length hair falls down, greatly affecting the vision.

I had to raise my head from its downward position so that my eyes could meet those of the sitting Geto Suguru.

"Hi, Wu-chan." He raised his hand and greeted me calmly.

"Hey, Jie—Ah~" I stretched out my hand weakly, and just as I shook it, Gojo Satoru threw it onto the sofa without any courtesy, and it rolled twice.

"It hurts a bit." I complained.

"Really?" He raised his eyebrows and said maliciously, "Wil-chan, where does it hurt? Do you need kind-hearted teacher Gojo to rub it for you?"

"No need." I looked away stiffly and quickly refused.

If I let you rub me, I'm afraid I'll break into pieces.

"So why is Jay here?" I muttered in dissatisfaction, "Didn't you say you would help me stop this guy?"

Even though the two didn't get so excited that they hugged each other with tears in their eyes or said some touching declarations of friendship, at least the dead best friend appeared in front of them, and it was the real person!

No matter how the situation unfolded, it shouldn't have been that they came to the apartment together for no apparent reason and accurately pulled me out from the closet.

Gojo Satoru was unusually quiet. He blinked and said nothing.

"Emm..." Xia Yujie's expression was a little subtle. After hesitating for a second, he immediately opened his mouth to make an excuse. Unfortunately, I was able to keenly notice the flaw.

"So someone said something." When I said the word "someone", I looked at Geto Suguru intently.

"Kiri-chan." Xiayou Jie said, "Listen to me..."

"I'm listening to your excuses, aren't I?" I jumped up, stood in the middle of the living room, pointed at Geto Xiayou and said, "I said, hiding in Gojo Satoru's apartment while everyone is away is a perfect plan!"

"How did he catch me for no apparent reason? It turns out you were the traitor!"

Xia Youjie: “………”

"Jie, what's wrong with you?" I asked, jumping back in grief. "Betrayer, you are simply a traitor! I despise you."

"Listen to my explanation..."

"No need." I waved my hand quickly and turned my head and said, "You disappoint me so much."

"I simply can't look you in the eye right now." I covered my chest, squeezed out two tears, and said hurtfully, "My words were harsh."

His hand rested on the door handle.

"So let's go first--"

Gojo Satoru placed his palm on the back of my hand and said with a smile, "That's a good move."

"Wu-chan, haven't you learned your lesson yet?"

I was thrown onto the sofa again, and Gojo Satoru simply patted my back and held me down.

I:"........."

"Okay, okay, I won't run anymore, okay." I said dejectedly.

The whole person is wilted.

"If you run again, I'll tie you up and make you walk around the technical high school." Gojo Satoru said lightly, "Oune-san, you don't want everyone to come and watch the fun, do you?"

Oh, Nei, Sang.......

Help, help!

When he called me like that, I felt terrible.

I got goose bumps all over my body and my ears were numb.

"Don't call me that." I said stiffly.

"I want it, I want it." Seeing my reaction, Gojo Satoru snorted, "Since you want to be my sister, then just bear with it."

"From now on, I will call you this." He said happily, "Onesan, Onesan, Onesan......"

“You have to get used to it.”

"That's not what I said!" I swallowed a mouthful of water and timidly retorted, "I have never said this to your face."

"So, according to this logic, you shouldn't have known about this!"

"If I don't know, it means it didn't happen?" Gojo Satoru opened his palm and rubbed my face like he was kneading dough, then pulled it apart and said, "Calling you an ostrich is really appropriate."

I:"........."

"It was Jie who told you all." I glared at Xia Youjie quietly, and he smiled back at me innocently.

"Let me think about it." Gojo Satoru pulled his hand back and rested his chin (on my back) in thought, "You said a lot of bullshit about sisters and brothers."

"What do you mean I'm sorry for kidnapping your sister and causing your breakup."

He even imitated Geto's expression and held my hands sincerely, "Also, please give me another chance, I will definitely treat her well--or something like that."

At this point, the smile on his face completely disappeared. He gently stroked my head and asked, "So, Onesan, can you translate for me what these words mean?"

What does that mean? It's all just Xia Yujie's own nonsense!

"Jie, why are you talking nonsense?" I closed my eyes and said with a headache, "Didn't I say I would explain it to you when I got back?"

"I told you, it was all a misunderstanding!"

"Well, Kiri-chan." Xiayou Jie smiled, "Since you want to explain, just say it here."

I:"........."

I opened my mouth, but stopped myself from speaking.

"Go on." Gojo Satoru urged.

"First of all, Gojo Satoru and I are not siblings, nor are we brother and sister," I explained dryly.

"Secondly, I was not abducted by you who lost your memory." I said with difficulty, "We have never been in a relationship, and neither of us has abandoned the other."

"Finally, finally..." I talked for a long time, but still couldn't think of a conclusion, so I had to say, "In short, it's all your misunderstanding."

Judging from Geto Suguru's expression, he didn't buy it at all.

Gojo Satoru next to him also had an indescribable expression on his face.

"Wu-chan." He gathered his sleeves and said, "Have you finished explaining?"

"Yeah." I nodded quickly, "I've finished explaining."

"Well, it's my turn to speak," he said. "I have a few questions that I need you to answer."

"We do know each other a long time, right?" he asked.

"Ah, you could say that."

Although, if we count the specific time, the total time we have spent together is less than half a year, but from Xia Yujie's perspective...the first time we met was when we were students, and then last year and now, the span in between is more than ten years, which is also a long time... ?

"After Wu killed me, you were the one who insisted on resurrecting me, right?"

"Indeed—" I suddenly looked at Gojo Satoru, "You told him about this too?!"

One of them boasted that he had killed the other with his own hands, and the other accepted it well.

Two people sat on the sofa, chatting happily... Is it possible?!

"I don't see anything that can't be said." Gojo Satoru shrugged and said easily, "You think he is a big devil who killed people and defected for more than ten years to become the leader. How long can such a thing be kept secret?"

"I have guessed about this matter to some extent," said Xia Youjie. "I'm probably not a good guy anyway."

That's true, he was full of bad intentions, and even his amnesia was not whitened at all.

".......Okay." I sighed and said, "Yes, that's right. I insisted on resurrecting you."

"Finally." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Wu said, you claim to be Gojo Kiri from a parallel world, is that true?"

“…Yes.”

How come Gojo Satoru is pouring everything out like a bottle?

"Kiri-chan." Xiayou Jie crossed his arms, walked over to me, and asked with a smile, "If that's the case, then it means that we haven't actually met, right?"

"The five fogs in the parallel world correspond to the summer oil Jie in the parallel world." He said, "That day in the cemetery, you hugged me and cried your heart out, shouting at Jie not to leave."

"So, the Jie you are talking about is me, or the Jie from the parallel world?"

I:"........"


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