Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 209 The Drunk Lady

时间：2018年11月23日，晚7:00

Location: Shinjuku restaurant

Characters: A lot

Yuji Itadori and Nobara Kugisaki, who had never seen Gojo Satoru drunk, did not realize the seriousness of the situation at this time.

Miss Gojo looked conscious and was still sitting on the chair.

Apart from a slightly red face, his pale blue eyes became more watery and there was no sign of him getting drunk.

Fushiguro Megumi grabbed the two men's shoulders, backed away to the corner, and warned: "It is said that Gojo-sensei collapsed a building when he was drunk last time. Although no casualties were caused, it is still better to be careful."

"But Gojo-sensei is Gojo-sensei. They are not exactly the same."

Kugisaki Nobara pointed at the white-haired woman on the left and said, "I think Miss Gojo can drink more."

"It's better to be cautious." Fushiguro Megumi was not as optimistic as her, "What if everything is just an illusion?"

So they continued to wait and see.

"Kiri-chan." Gojo-sensei held out his hand and stopped in front of her. "What do you think this is?"

"Gojo Satoru." She looked at him with a look of rubbish and said with great disdain, "Do you think I'm a moron?"

"So what is it?" Gojo-sensei insisted. "Just tell me."

Miss Gojo became impatient.

She stretched out her hand and interlocked her fingers with Gojo Sensei, then grabbed his forearm with her other hand and gave him a neat shoulder throw.

"You are such a disrespectful guy!" She frowned and muttered with dissatisfaction, "I told you to call me teacher!"

........

So Miss Gojo hopes that Teacher Gojo...should we call her Teacher?

Is this a game or something...

Megumi Fushiguro simply didn't dare to think any further.

"Wow!" Wild Rose beside him actually exclaimed in admiration, "Ms. Gojo is amazing!"

Fushiguro Megumi: “….”

I saw Mr. Gojo flipping perfectly in the air (luckily there was enough space and height in the box for him to do it), and he landed behind Miss Gojo.

I had intended to control her hands immediately.

But no success.

Several teachers and seniors from the technical college took several steps back in tacit understanding. Panda and Kusakabe even moved the table back to the corner, forming a circle with the two Gojo as the center.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them suddenly started fighting at this position.

Dazzling moves emerged one after another, the speed was getting faster and faster, and just by standing by, one could feel two powerful pressures looming over the entire room.

Kick, punch, hit, elbow, uppercut, flat hook, whirlwind kick, side kick... Just the moves that Megumi Fushiguro could recognize clearly used several martial arts.

The two men were fighting and talking trash at the same time.

To be precise, it was Miss Gojo who was unilaterally talking trash.

"You stinky boy." She said with her eyes wide open, "Every time you see me, you have no manners at all and even call me disgusting!"

"It's simply rebellion against Tiangang!"

The principal Ye Moth who was actually being bullied by Tian Gang next to him said: "........Hey, you guys......"

Gojo-sensei replied in a very aggrieved tone: "Kiri-chan, I never said such a thing at all!"

"You deformed my strawberry pillow like that, and you didn't even say an apology!"

Gojo-sensei felt even more aggrieved: "When have I ever done such a thing? And you don't even have a strawberry pillow."

"It's fine that you just peeked at me bathing, but you actually said it out loud in front of Kong Shiyu!" Miss Gojo paused for a moment, then her face turned fierce and she launched an even more fierce attack, "I will definitely kill you."

Gojo-sensei… Gojo-sensei was no longer aggrieved: “Although it was indeed me who did it…wait, I didn’t even peek at you taking a bath!”

Fushiguro Megumi, as well as Nobara Kugisaki and Yuji Itadori beside her were all stunned.

"This scumbag teacher!" Wild Rose said loudly, "I now support Miss Gojo to execute him on the spot!"

"What are you still standing there for?" Senior Maki took out her phone and said as she recorded the video, "This is a rare material for learning taijutsu. Hurry and record it."

“......Ah?” Yuji Itadori looked at her blankly.

No, Maki-senpai, at this moment, the first thing you think of is studying?

"No." Senior Panda also said, "These are five rare pieces of black history. Are you so indifferent?"

"Hehehe..." Isn't Gojo-sensei's dark history enough? He even has a bunch of them at home. It's not surprising at all.

"The first thing we should consider now is how to make them stop," Fushiguro Megumi said, "I feel like everyone in the restaurant has noticed the movement."

The people fighting didn't stop, but the person recording the video did.

"Do you think we can stop the two strongest people from fighting?" Panda said dimly, "Look, Lian Yuta can only stand by with a worried look on his face, and can't intervene at all."

Fushiguro Megumi: “………”

Five minutes passed in a not-so-quiet manner.

During this period, Miss Gojo basically never stopped complaining against Mr. Gojo.

Some of them sound logical.

For example, when Mr. Gojo couldn't sleep at home at night, he would wake up Miss Gojo and harass her.

For example, when Mr. Gojo was in the prison, he was very noisy and kept talking in Miss Gojo's ear.

For example, Mr. Gojo's speech is very incoherent, which often causes others to have strange misunderstandings.

But some of them sound very illogical.

For example, she has been emphasizing that Teacher Gojo is against Tiangang, saying that he should call her teacher.

She said that the hangover soup prepared by Mr. Gojo was extremely unpalatable and was the weirdest thing she had ever tasted in her life.

When I went to the supermarket, I insisted on sitting in the shopping cart even though I was so big; I chatted with the fortune teller and was fooled into giving him a lot of money; I accepted street interviews and insisted that I was a comedy idol artist group...

Although it is true that this was something that Gojo Sensei could have done, he was definitely confused with someone else!

And it feels like there’s more than just one person!

In addition, she mentioned many people's names.

He, Fushiguro Shinobu, Tsu Miki, Nanami-san, Ieiri-sensei... He didn't know one of them, a man named Haibara Yu.

There is another name she mentioned many times - Jay.

Could it be that the special-grade curse master who died in the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons last year and was said to be Gojo Sensei's best friend... Geto Suguru?