Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 199: Story Chain (Part )

"Ahem." Panda clenched his fist and coughed twice, stretched out his bear paw to adjust his non-existent red bow tie, and said seriously, "Next is Panda's story time."

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Everyone listen carefully."

"Miss Eighty-Eight met several outstanding men who fell in love with her at first sight while traveling in the human world."

"Among them, there is a rich young man who inherited a billionaire fortune but has a sensitive personality and low self-esteem because his parents didn't get along since childhood. There is also a proud, dark and affectionate sports player, a straightforward, lively and cheerful band lead singer, a romantic, unrestrained and handsome entertainment star, and a steady, cold and indifferent business elite..."

Panda finished speaking in one breath, but was still not satisfied. After a pause, he continued, "Among them, the rich young master and the big star are twin brothers, the band lead singer and the sports player are sworn enemies, and the business elite and the sports player are close friends who grew up together."

"They all fell in love with Miss Eighty-Eight and started to pursue her vigorously. At first, the business elites were the first to develop feelings for her, but because the sports players also loved her, they chose to give in."

"The identical appearance of the rich young master and the famous star has caused a lot of trouble. They always ask Miss Eighty-Eight who she is thinking of when she looks at the same face."

"The conflict between the band's lead singer and the athlete intensified because of Miss Eighty-Eight. The two of them fought in public and were both sent to the hospital. As a result, the band's lead singer was diagnosed with leukemia at this time..."

When I heard about leukemia, my expression finally couldn't hold back any more.

When Panda was about to speak, I had already prepared myself mentally, but it turned out that I was not prepared enough.

"Stop!" Maki interrupted him impatiently, "You've already exceeded the word count!"

"And where did this messy man come from?"

"It's obviously a very reasonable plot arrangement!" Panda said unconvincedly, "After Miss Eighty-Eight has been traveling in the human world for so long, it's normal for her to have one or two admirers!"

"You have arranged not just one or two, but five at once..."

Fushiguro said quietly, "Besides, the elements are stacked too complicatedly. If it were made into a TV series, no one would want to watch it."

"And the plot feels so average." Wild Rose also complained, "It's so clichéd and old-fashioned."

"How is this possible!" Panda covered his head in shock, "This is a plot that Panda has been thinking about for a long time!"

"I'm telling the truth~" Wild Rose shrugged, took out her touch-screen phone and shook it, saying, "The popular character settings nowadays are beautiful, strong, and miserable, and the dark and crazy ones. The audience likes to watch plunder."

Me: "...Wild Rose, you know a lot."

"Hehe." She raised her head proudly, "I haven't spent all these years in the countryside in vain."

"But your surfing the Internet has nothing to do with being in the countryside, right?" Yuji asked, touching his head in confusion.

"What? You look down on country folk?" Wild Rose said to him fiercely, "Anyway, if I say there is a connection, then there is a connection!"

"Anyway, Panda thinks this story is pretty good!" Panda cast an unwilling look at Gojo Satoru, who seemed to be the only one who might support him, "Satoru, what do you think?"

“Well…” Gojo Satoru supported his chin and thought, “It seems that the intensity of the fight between the two people was not fierce enough. If the blow was strong enough, they should have both died together. How could they still have a chance to go to the hospital?”

I:"……"

"What horrible things are you saying with such an innocent look on your face?"

I twitched my lips and said, "If it's just a normal display of love, it won't get to the point where we fight and die together."

"Eh?" Gojo Satoru blinked innocently, "Didn't Panda say that they all fell in love with Miss Eighty-Eight? Love is a super twisted thing!"

Then someone has to die, right?

Wow, who on earth gave you this weird idea...

"Forget it." I held my forehead in my hand and said speechlessly, "I know, go play somewhere else, I'll call you next time it's your turn."

"Okay, it's my turn next."

Maki crossed her arms and paused for three seconds, then said angrily, "Damn it, it's all Panda's fault. She brought out a bunch of men and I don't know how to handle them."

"How can you blame me!" Panda retorted, "It's obviously because your level is too low!"

"Oh?" Maki raised her eyebrows and said with interest, "Okay, I'll continue."

"These five people were walking down the street when they were suddenly killed by a meteorite that fell from the sky."

She said in a calm tone, "But fortunately, only the five of them smashed it to pieces, and no passers-by were harmed."

"That's really cause for celebration. That's really cause for celebration," Maki said.

"You are just seeking revenge on me!" Panda punched the floor hard and accidentally made a hole. Yuji shouted, "Panda-senpai!"

panda: “…”

He covered his face with his bear paws in shame, "I'm sorry, Tiger Stick, I'll fix your floor for free."

Yuji continued to stare at him with resentful eyes: "Stare——"

"Don't worry, if he can't fix it," Maki threatened directly, "I'll peel off his bear skin and use it as a carpet for you."

Goujuan grabbed his phone to attract everyone's attention: "Salmon!"

He placed the already typed words in a memo and handed it to Maki.

She read out the words one by one: "After the death of these five men, Miss Eighty-Eight learned her lesson and decided not to like men anymore..."

When Maki read this, she got stuck. She glanced at Inumaki Stake with a stiff look before continuing to read: "Izanami wakes up and chases him to the human world."

"You are mine. She said, I promised you my undefeated beauty and life, so you should give me eternal loyalty and love. Your body and heart should be mine. Come back with me, sweetheart."

As Maki slowly read out the words on the phone screen, Goumaki's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he danced with joy and said, "Salmon, salmon!"

I:"……"

Beautiful, strong, miserable, dark, plundering.

The direction of this story is a bit creative, yet strangely very reasonable. How come!

"Inujuki-senpai." Fushiguro Megumi said in a complicated tone, "Regarding the name of sweetheart... forget it, I won't say it. As long as you like it."

He looked at Gojo Satoru with a hard-to-speak expression, and finally became desperate, with a look of calm acceptance of fate: "Finally, let's end with teacher Gojo Satoru."

Every inch of the boy's fair face said: Hurry up, the child doesn't really want to live anymore.

If Fushiguro Shigeki was present, he would probably laugh so hard seeing his expression.

"Well then," Gojo Satoru said happily, "Sensei will finish it."