bookcurios Chapter 129 Large Disaster Scene
Chapter 129 Large Disaster Scene
The spell tools in the backpack are not very powerful.
Simply put, it is a wooden doll the size of a palm.
According to the information sent by Kong Shiyu, it actually has no practical use, but can completely replicate the user's appearance and personality and change its size at will.
And the effect can only last for a maximum of eight minutes.
There are a lot of people during the summer vacation, but it’s still pretty quiet in the afternoon.
The location we agreed on was near a park that was not too remote.
Kong Shiyu mentioned that the owner of the task would also come along, and he specifically emphasized on the phone that this was a stupid guy with a lot of money.
I didn't take it seriously at that time, but now I am in deep regret.
As I mentioned before, I am easily entangled by some strange people, and this guy is one of them.
About a week ago, I went out to buy groceries and met this person on the way.
He was wearing a Western-style costume that looked like it had been stolen from a theater, and had long golden hair that reached down to his waist.
In front of me, it bumped headfirst into a telephone pole sticking out from the wall, making a loud and crisp "bang" sound.
You can tell it hurts just by listening to it.
"Hiss..." He touched his forehead and stared blankly ahead.
Out of a little humanitarian sympathy, I asked, "Um, are you okay?"
"Ah... I'm fine... Thank you for your concern."
He rubbed the red area and turned to look at me.
Just three seconds later, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said to me, "My beautiful lady, I have a dream."
Not too uncommon, I have a dream to perform on the street.
I immediately had a bad feeling that this guy might have something wrong with his brain and had just escaped from a mental hospital.
After all, the golden retrievers in anime are either super reliable like Nanami and Dusk, or perverted like Kira Yoshikage and Dio.
This guy's facial features seem a bit similar to Nanami's, but considering his performance just now, he is definitely the latter.
“You have a dream, that’s good.”
After saying this, I took two steps back and planned to leave.
"Wait a minute." He held out his hand. "Don't you want to know what this dream is?"
"Not at all."
He choked for a moment, but still stubbornly continued to talk to himself, "To be honest, at the moment when I hit the telephone pole, your brief words of concern were like knocking a big hole in the wall of a sealed dark room, and the seeds that had been buried for a long time were illuminated by the sun, and finally blossomed into incomparably beautiful flowers."
He stood on the busy street, raised his hands, and began to recite a poem in a theatrical tone that I had never heard of but was extremely exaggerated.
There were actually people around throwing coins to him.
This feeling of relaxation is something I can never learn.
I rubbed my feet and estimated the distance, and found that it would only take about two seconds to escape his sight.
So what am I waiting for?
This guy is even more outrageous than that colleague who fell in love at first sight when he saw me crush my thermos.
He has already wasted 60 precious seconds of his life, and he can't continue to waste it.
So I picked up the basket of vegetables and left quickly while he was busy reciting.
Today, he appeared in front of me again.
How did you find me?
Is it a tracking spell? He doesn't look like a sorcerer.
Is it a locator?
That's impossible. If it were really on me, how could I not notice it?
Where does this guy come from...
"Hey, Kong Shiyu." He pointed at the blond man expressionlessly and asked, "Where did this guy come from? Do you know him?"
“I don’t know him.” He shook his head decisively, “But he said that as long as I bring him along when I deliver the goods, he will give me an extra 30% commission.”
I stared at him sharply, "You sold me out just for 30% of the money?"
"Fifty-fifty," he said.
"Then it's a deal."
I took the cursed tools out of my backpack, threw them at the blond man, and said, "The stuff has been delivered. Bye."
"It's a pleasure to work with you." Kong Shiyu stretched and smiled. "The money will be directly transferred to your account when the time comes. Remember to check it."
"My grandson, Miss!" the blond man took a step forward unyieldingly and shouted, "Oh, the light of my life, please don't leave me!"
“Puhahahahaha….”
Gojo Satoru, who had followed me all the way here, pointed at him and laughed at me mercilessly, "Where did this guy come from? It's so funny! What a talent! Hahahahaha..."
"Hey, Chanyuan, you are a ray of light to people." He said meanly, "You are salvation."
I directed my murderous gaze at Gojo Satoru and twisted his arm hard, "Will you die if you don't speak?"
"I have only met this gentleman once and I don't even know his name." I said stiffly, "We don't know each other at all. Can you please not ask for love everywhere? This really bothers me."
"I know you." He put his hand on his chest, looking extremely sincere (silly), "You are my granddaughter princess, my destined princess."
"You appeared in my damp and rainy life, like a ray of sunshine, dispelling all the haze."
Why does it rhyme?
As he was speaking, he suddenly threw the doll he had just picked up to the ground. With a bang, it turned into a little man who looked exactly like the blond man.
With clumsy steps, the little man came to me in three or two steps, took out a bouquet of flowers from his pocket, knelt on one knee, and said, "I am the dog of Her Royal Highness the Princess."
Behind it, the blond man also took a step forward, knelt on one knee, took out a ring from his pocket, handed it to me and said loudly, "I am also the princess's dog."
I:"........"
They are no longer human.
How come I came from a breeding farm? Everyone wants to be my dog.
What about this ring? It looks familiar... Wait, isn’t this the Countess’ ring worth 50 million?
"Please accept my proof of love!"
The creature in front of him continued to speak.
Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Kujuku Yuki, and even Kong Shiyu, who came with me and said that he had a good time working with me, were all standing by and laughing at me. It was like a huge disaster scene.
No one thought of coming to help me out.
Ahhhhhhhhhh........
It's really going crazy.
Am I some kind of cheap person?
In my previous life, did I lead the Trisolarans or destroy the Milky Way?
Do you have to torture me like this?
"That's right." My eyes wandered over the group of four people watching the show next to me.
Kong Shiyu....the first one to be eliminated.
Gojo Satoru...No, this is absolutely not possible.
Geto Suguru...I feel a little unhappy with him today.
Kujukuyuki... She was laughing like a crazy woman, totally losing her image.
Forget it, let’s just go with Gojo Satoru.
I pulled his arm and gave him an apologetic smile, "Guomene, I already have a boyfriend, so forget about being a dog or anything like that."
"Ah?" Gojo Satoru was stunned for a second, then immediately got into the mood, put his left hand on my shoulder, clenched his right fist in front of his mouth, coughed dryly, and said in a loud voice, "Well, I'm her boyfriend, so you can just give up on this idea."
"It's okay!" He immediately said, "I'm a very open-minded person. I don't mind living with three people."
I mind, I mind!
What's wrong with you!
"I'm so sorry." Xia Youjie suddenly took a step towards this side, put his hand on Gojo Satoru's shoulder again, squinted his eyes and smiled, "For three people, it's full."
I:"......"
The blond man was stunned.
"Those four people..."
"Oh la oh la~" Jiujiu Yuki immediately followed and put his hand on Xiayou Jie's shoulder again, "Sorry, brother, if there is a fourth person, it will also be me~"
Our formation now looks exactly like that of kindergarten kids forming a team to drive a train.
His eyes wandered in disbelief between me, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, and Kujuku Yuki, and he asked, "What about the fifth person..."
No, Kong Shiyu's eyes are already showing signs of agitation.
If this continues, everyone around here will have to live together.
"Life with five people is too crowded." I said quickly, "So you should just live your own life."
"Yes." Gojo Satoru gave a thumbs up with a smile, "As for the princess, let us protect her."
It’s over. I’m afraid that Her Royal Highness will never get over this stalemate.