Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 258 Did you wipe your butt?

An'an was still thinking about what her father had said, and she was just about to say that she would never ask the gluttonous ghost to come with her when she pooped again, because she was afraid that the gluttonous ghost would lick her bottom.

But then a new question popped into her head. An'an frowned, tugged at Lu Junxing's trouser leg, and asked:

"Dad? Will that gluttonous little devil really eat poop?"

When Lu Junxing was asked this question, he almost dropped the lighter into the pot of water. Before Lu Junxing could speak, Ji Jianshu leisurely said:

There's a saying that goes, "A leopard can't change its spots!" So, all dogs probably eat poop!

An'an figured that since their smartest kid, Ji Jianshu, had said so, it must be true. She remembered how the gluttonous boy had eaten poop with the mouth that had licked her little hand, and she realized she didn't like him as much anymore.

Zhuangzhuang was very happy and even wanted Wang Jinbao to get him a dog: "Then I won't have to wipe my butt anymore, I can just have a dog do it for me!"

Now not only did Wang Jinbao, the father, dislike him, but even Duoduo pulled An'an aside. An'an asked with a serious expression:

"Zhuangzhuang? Did you wipe your bottom after you pooped today?"

Shen Yu, still looking concerned, pulled two pieces of paper from his backpack: "Zhuangzhuang, do you need to wipe? I have more tissues!"

Ji Jianshu: "Not paying attention to hygiene is a very bad behavior!"

Seeing that no one believed him, Zhuangzhuang covered his head and shouted anxiously, "I really wiped my butt! I've known how to wipe my own butt for a long time! If you don't believe me, ask my dad!"

Wang Jinbao, looking at the pot, waved his hand at them upon hearing this: "I don't know, how would I know if you wiped your butt! I wasn't watching you poop!"

Seeing that Wang Jinbao not only didn't help him, but was also making things more unclear, and seeing the suspicious looks in An'an and the others' eyes, Zhuangzhuang was almost in tears:

"If you don't believe me, I'll take off my pants and show you!"

Zhuangzhuang was speaking and made a move to take off his pants, but fortunately Xu Tinglan stopped him. Seeing two tears on his face, and not having any extra tissues, she pulled on the hem of Zhuangzhuang's clothes and wiped away his tears.

"Alright! Auntie believes you, okay? Dinner's almost ready, let's not talk about this anymore!"

Xu Tinglan only then realized that they were all in the wild, what would they do if they needed to use the toilet? They could use the toilet paper sparingly to wipe their bottoms, but where would they go to poop?

Worried, she asked the question aloud. Ni Hao, upon hearing it, became quite annoyed: "Using the toilet in public is so inconvenient! It's like urinating or defecating anywhere!"

Su Shao also said, "This is indeed a bit uncivilized!"

Shen Shaocheng, who had outdoor experience, suggested, "It's okay, just dig a hole in the ground, bury it right there after you're done! It's natural fertilizer!"

"Yes, people need to poop after they eat. As long as no one sees it, it's fine. What's so civilized about it? If you ask me, we should worry about the big problem of eating. If there's no food, there's nothing to poop on!"

Wang Jinbao was habitually rough in his speech, and he himself didn't even have a grudge against Su Shao, which sometimes caused him to unconsciously target Su Shao in his words.

Shen Shaocheng noticed that Su Shao was not happy. Seeing that the noodles were almost ready, he said, "Su Shao, let me make some noodles. You can feed Yangyang first!"

Upon seeing that the noodles were ready, Wang Jinbao quickly pulled out a roast duck from his pocket: "Yes, yes, come on! Let's get some more roast duck, at least we'll have some meat now. We can't skimp on our first meal!"

After saying that, he tore off a duck leg and put it in Yangyang's bowl: "My roast duck is really good, the taste is definitely better than any you've had before!"

Su Shao looked at his actions but couldn't quite understand them. Did he have a problem with him or not?

If Wang Jinbao had a problem with him, he would gladly eat the big duck leg; if Wang Jinbao had no problem with him, he would often sense that Wang Jinbao was subtly mocking him.

"What are you standing there for? Isn't this enough duck leg meat?"