Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 149 Buttocks

It was Ms. Song Yuan's birthday, and she wanted to have a nice family meal at home. So, Lu Junxing asked for the child to stay home, and had Aunt Liu help prepare things for An'an's spring outing the next day.

"Be a good girl, okay? Today is your grandma's 60th birthday. I'll be back before lunch!"

"Okay~, goodbye Daddy~"

"Goodbye, Uncle~, I'll take good care of my little sister~"

An'an got into Qin Yanzhou's car at the entrance of the old house, and the two siblings drove into the old house.

Because her dad said that her toy car was being transported to have a nice horn installed, but it was accidentally stolen on the way. He said that once he catches the thief and beats him up, he can get her car back.

When An'an went inside and saw Lu Jing busy at work, she tugged at his pants and said in a spoiled tone, "Grandpa~, good morning, did you miss me?"

"Oh my gosh~, I missed you so much! Whose little darling is this? He's so cute!"

Qin Yanzhou watched his grandfather dramatically hug and kiss An'an, and rolled his eyes speechlessly. They'd only not seen each other for two nights, okay?

She dodged Lu Jing's outstretched hand as he tried to hug her, afraid that Lu Jing would also hug and kiss her.

"Grandpa? I don't need that! We see each other every day! What about Grandma?"

"Yes, where's that kind grandma? I'm going to go help her!"

As they were talking, Ms. Song Yuan, who had come out after hearing the commotion, greeted the child with a smile: "Oh~, An'an's back! You don't need to help, just wait patiently with your brother to eat your cake~"

"No way! Dad said that people give money to others for sweeping, mopping, washing vegetables, and even wiping their own faces and putting on their shoes!"

Lu Jing: "What do you need money for? If there's anything you want, Grandpa will buy it for you. You don't need to do any work! Just play with your brother, okay?"

"No way! We bought the scooter on credit, and Dad said they have to pay him back. I earn money every day!"

An'an opened the pink Chanel bag she was carrying to show everyone the one-yuan, fifty-cent, and ten-cent coins she had earned over the past few days, and proudly patted the bag:

"They work hard every day to earn money, and they've earned a ton of money! They can pay their dad back soon!"

Lu Jing and Ms. Song Yuan were completely unaware of the matter of credit sales and were utterly confused. Had their granddaughter been tricked by Lu Junxing again, making him work and earn money at such a young age?

Qin Yanzhou understood immediately. His scooter, which he had bought on credit, was still in the corner of the old house's garage, keeping company with his Transformers toy car. Afraid that the two of them would ask him about it, he quickly pulled An'an away to change the subject.

"Little sister~, shall we go find Brother Yu'an to play?"

"Wait a minute~, I still want to see the piglet that Grandpa bought for that person!"

"What? What piglet?"

Lu Jing led the two children toward the backyard, where Qin Yanzhou noticed a small gate had been opened at some point, probably built along with the path leading to Tongyu An's house.

The group walked across a small sidewalk and arrived at a house. Although Qin Yanzhou had never been there before, he knew that his scumbag father's newly bought house was right behind his.

"Grandpa? Is this...his house?"

"Yes, I think raising pigs has a bit of a smell, so I brought the piglets to your dad's place. Plus, there are no cars here, so it's safe for you to come and see the pigs!"

Do your uncles and the others know?

"Well, who cares if they know or not? Can't I even buy you a few pigs to play with?"

Qin Yanzhou then realized that his grandfather had secretly bought a few pigs for his sister to keep as pets; he knew his clean-freak uncle wouldn't agree to keeping pigs at home.

But this doesn't seem to be their house, so it shouldn't be a problem, right? So they called Yu'an and asked him to come over too.

"Hmph, hum, hum~"

Wow~, so many baby pigs~

An'an watched the group of pink piglets running around inside the enclosure, excitedly running back and forth, even grabbing some feed with her little hands and scattering it inside.

"Brother~, come here quickly, I'll teach you how to feed the pigs~, I'm a super good at it!"

After Qin Yanzhou sent his location to Yu'an with his watch, he followed and discovered that there weren't just a few pigs, but probably seventy or eighty of them.

"Grandpa? Are we going to raise so many?"

"It's okay~, let's eat slowly, and we can give some to your friends later so everyone can eat together!"

"Go play with your sister. It's your grandma's birthday, and lots of people brought gifts. I have to go arrange for people to give return gifts! Don't wander off!"

He then instructed the bodyguard to watch the child so he wouldn't get bitten by the pig. He himself had only learned about the pigs' ability to eat people from watching their live broadcast, so he grabbed his phone and hurried off.

Qin Yanzhou watched the piglets eating and helped An'an scoop up pig feed to feed them. When Zhao Yu'an led the gluttonous piglet over...

Looking at the group of pigs with surprise, he asked his good friend, who was rolling up his sleeves and scooping pig feed into a small bucket, "How many?"

Qin Yanzhou, who had become familiar with Zhao Yu'an over this period, spoke in short, deliberate words, and said helplessly, "I don't know either, but we won't lack pork in the future!"

Zhao Yu'an watched as An'an pulled a small bucket, about knee-high, towards them, and went over to help her carry it over, while Qin Yanzhou scooped pig feed into it.

"Brother Yu'an~, look! Aren't there so many pigs~"

Seeing her brother Yu'an nod in affirmation, An'an excitedly pulled him aside to share her experience feeding the pigs: "The pigs eat so much, but people can't eat this feed. My dad says if you eat it, you'll turn into a pig!"

"Brother Yu'an, you can't eat it secretly, it's not tasty!"

"Did you know? Pigs also like to eat grass, especially small pieces of grass! They love eating that!"

"Pig feed?"

"Brother Yu'an, how did you know? Is it... um, that you're actually a pig in disguise?"

"I... am a human being, not a pig!"

"Brother Yu'an, how did you know that pigs like to eat grass?"

"Little sister~, Yu'an and I have both watched your show, but the live broadcast was only a part, so we only know a little bit. Be careful not to put your hand in there~, or the pig will bite it off!"

Remembering his grandfather's words, Qin Yanzhou immediately pulled An'an aside and gave her instructions, also assigning a bodyguard to watch over her and pushing the small bucket filled with feed towards her.

Yu'an immediately tried to help An'an carry it, but An'an stopped him: "Hehe~, thank you, Brother Yu'an. This is a pig-feeding bucket that Grandpa made for me. He's a strongman!"

Because Lu Jing considered that the child was still too young to lift it, he made the bucket only up to An'an's knees so that the little girl could push it around easily.

The handle is also quite long, making it easier for taller children like Qin Yanzhou to carry it or drag it around, since children are generally not very strong.

Zhao Yu'an watched An'an push the small bucket away, then put on gloves and dragged his own small bucket. An'an would scoop out some pig feed for any piglets she liked.

The little pig feed in the bucket was quickly used up. After pushing it twice more, he was so tired that he crawled into the handle of the small bucket and pulled it like a rickshaw puller.

Unfortunately, An'an is a chubby baby, and after taking a few steps, she wanted to sit down and rest for a while. So, without noticing, she plopped right down in the bucket.

"Brother~, Brother Yu'an!"

When An'an had rested enough and tried to stand up, she found her bottom stuck. She tried to pry it off, but it was no use. A little scared, she cried out, "Waaah~, my bottom~"

When Qin Yanzhou and Zhao Yu'an ran over, they saw that the bodyguards had tried to help An'an fiddle with the bucket without success. They also rushed forward to pull the bucket down, but unexpectedly, as soon as they moved, they heard...

"Waaah~, no~, it hurts~"

"Ouch~, my butt~"