The God of War is killing like crazy

Chapter 144 I recognize my husband as my elder brother 4

At night, Si Ying slept peacefully while Tuan Tuan was flapping its wings and strolling around in the yard.

Suddenly, there was a rustling sound outside the yard. Tuantuan immediately stopped and pricked up his ears. Hey, something came to life.

He saw a couple secretly setting up a ladder outside the yard in the dark night, with the woman holding the ladder from below and the man climbing up. He climbed up the yard, looked out, and saw that the light in Si Ying's room was off, so he quickly climbed in. He searched around in the yard and threw the valuable farm tools into his arms when he saw them.

Tuan Tuan, who was hiding nearby, just followed him and watched him grab a bunch of things and then prepare to go into Uncle Ming's room.

Can Tuantuan let him in? Of course not. The reason why it was reluctant to take action was that it was holding the talisman in its hand and was struggling over which one to use for this sneaky man.

Use the bad luck talisman? Fart talisman? Immobilization talisman? Or the same itch powder talisman for the whole body? These are the latest inventions of Si Ying, and they have not been used yet, so no one knows how powerful they are.

Tuan Tuan hesitated for a moment, but finally overcame her difficulty in making a decision, and randomly drew a full-body itching talisman and slapped it on the man.

The man who was about to enter the house to steal something suddenly felt extremely itchy all over his body. He couldn't help but scratch left and right. The things in his arms that he had stolen before fell out and scattered all over the floor as he twisted and scratched constantly.

There was a loud rustling sound, which was particularly obvious in the quiet night. The man was startled by the sound and did not dare to stay any longer. He scratched his body and walked away despite the itchiness.

He managed to hold it in with great difficulty and found something to stand on to climb up the ladder outside the yard. At this moment, his whole body began to itch. He lost his footing and fell to the ground, knocking his mother, who was holding the ladder, under him.

The woman couldn't help but cry out in pain, then quickly shut up and blamed the man in a low voice. The man was so itchy all over that he wanted to cut himself with a knife. How could he hear what she said? He just urged the woman to leave quickly.

At this moment, the woman wanted to ask the man what he got, but she found that the man had taken off his clothes and scratched everywhere because of the itch. In the moonlight, she could vaguely see the bloody marks on the man's body caused by his scratches. The woman was scared and wanted to take the man home quickly. At this time, Tuan Tuan, who followed him out, raised his eyebrows. Want to leave? No way.

It simply waved its fat hand and quickly slapped a talisman on the woman. The woman was instantly unable to move, and the man next to her was so painful from the itching that he couldn't move and kept rolling on the ground.

Hehe, Tuantuan suddenly thought of something, and with a sly smile on his face he put another fart talisman on the woman.

It remembered that when the boss used this talisman to deal with that scumbag and bitch in the modern small world, the effect was huge. Now it also tried it to see what kind of social death scene it would be in ancient times.

Sure enough, not long after the woman had the fart talisman attached to her, her stomach began to move rapidly, followed by a series of loud, smelly farts.

This scared Si Ying's next-door neighbors awake. They thought it was thunder in the middle of the night and it was going to rain, so they got up quickly to collect the clothes that were hanging outside.

Then they went out and saw Uncle Ming's house. There was a person standing outside the yard. The loud noise was made by her, and next to her was a figure rolling, scratching, and wailing in pain.

At this time, a foul smell came from the tip of the nose, and the standing figure continued to make loud noises. The neighbor then realized that the other party was farting, and the loud noise was the sound of farting.

Soon the air around became extremely smelly. The neighbors didn't even bother to see who had farted and where. They all ran back into the house and closed the doors and windows tightly, for fear that the foul smell would come in.

The standing woman was also made to feel nauseous by the smell of her own fart. She thought the fart was even irritating to her eyes and it was so smelly that she saw stars, but she could not move and could only endure her own stinky fart. Finally, she passed out from the stink of her own fart.

The man next to him couldn't stand up because he was extremely itchy all over. He scratched himself all over and felt bruises and itchy and painful. But at this moment, the stinky fart of the woman next to him made him regain a little consciousness. He rolled and crawled to get away from the woman, but every time he moved, he felt itchy and scratched his heart. He was so itchy that he couldn't run away at all. In the end, he could only pass out from the stinky fart like his mother.

"Hahahahahahahaha", Tuantuan laughed happily watching all this. This was the first time he had such a great time doing something.

At dawn the next day, people passing by Uncle Ming's house smelled a foul odor, and then saw a woman standing outside the Liu family's yard and a man lying beside her. They were the notorious deadbeat couple in the village, Wang Mazi and his wife Wang.

Wang Mazi was a notorious idler and habitual thief in the village. His wife not only refused to persuade him, but also joined her husband in stealing.

Many people in the village had been robbed by the couple, but they could not catch them, and Wang Mazi was the nephew of the village chief, so they had no evidence and finally gave up. Now looking at the couple's posture, and the ladder beside them, what else is there to understand? They must want to rob Uncle Ming's house again.

They had gone there once before in the middle of the night, and were beaten out by Uncle Ming, who was good at martial arts. Since then, the couple would take a detour when they saw Uncle Ming. They didn't expect that this time, while Uncle Ming was away, they were still so determined to commit crimes and dared to go to his house.

Just looking at the postures, one of the two people was rolling on the ground and scratching himself all over, while the other stood still and kept farting loudly. Now everyone understood that the stinky smell was from the stinky fart of Wang Mazi's wife who was standing and farting.

They hurried to find the village chief and asked him to come and see his good nephew. The village chief came with his two sons and saw Wang Mazi scratching himself on the ground, making him bloody, while Wang was still farting loudly.

The village chief was overwhelmed and quickly asked everyone to carry them back, but their place was so smelly that no one was willing to go over. In the end, the village chief's two poor sons covered their mouths and noses and endured the nauseating smell to carry Wang Mazi and his wife back to their own home.

As soon as they were carried away, Si Ying cast a spell to dispel the stench nearby. She had just set up a barrier, and the entire yard was isolated from the stench.

At this moment, people discovered that the stench near Uncle Ming's house had dissipated, and the air seemed fresher than before.

Si Ying also came out at the right time. Seeing so many people outside the gate, she asked, "Why are you all at my door? Is there something wrong, village chief?"

The village chief blushed. What did he say?

Of course he knew it was his nephew who went to steal things again, he didn't know how it turned out like this. At this moment he could only cough a few times awkwardly. Just when he was about to explain, someone beside him said quickly, "Yao girl, you don't know, it was Wang Mazi and his wife who wanted to steal things from your house, but I don't know how they ended up outside the yard, one of them kept farting and the other kept rolling around with itchy body, hahahaha."

As the man spoke, he recalled the scene just now and couldn't help laughing.

The villagers who were watching the fun around also laughed. The couple really deserved it.

Si Ying pretended to be stunned after hearing this and said, "Oh, that's true. I thought the yard was in a mess when I woke up this morning, but I didn't hear any noise last night. How did they become like that?"

Si Ying paused for a moment, then pretended to suddenly think of something and said, "By the way, although the things in the yard were gathered together, they were not taken away. I think it must be Uncle Ming who protected me and prevented Wang Mazi and his men from succeeding."

When everyone heard this, and thought about the obviously abnormal condition of Wang Mazi and his wife Wang, and combined with Si Ying's words, they suddenly stopped laughing.

Could it be that Uncle Ming really came back and blessed this girl Yao, causing the couple to become like that? Everyone was instantly terrified and didn't dare to continue watching the fun. They all ran away as fast as they could, staying away from Uncle Ming's house.