After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!

Chapter 739 Customs

After attending Jiang Jincheng's wedding, Mr. Jun stayed at home for a few days.

Now that the Chinese New Year has passed, work is gradually returning to normal, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has also started to work normally. He was thinking about taking Bai Ze to get a certificate in the next two days.

Jun Li has been coveting Lin Jiayan's marriage certificate for a long time. Now it's finally her turn to get married and all she needs is to get the certificate. It seems that she is finally getting through this.

Jun Li got up early in the morning without lying in bed. Bai Ze was still sleeping in bed. He squinted his blue eyes and watched Jun Li rummaging through the drawers looking for clothes early in the morning.

"What are you doing? It's so noisy."

Bai Ze turned over and covered his head with the quilt, moving his body slightly in an attempt to block out the noise.

"Look for clothes, a nice suit! I'm thinking of taking you to get a marriage certificate today!"

There were twenty or thirty high-end suits in Jun Li's closet. He took out all of them and compared them to the mirror one by one.

"Tsk... I don't think any of them look good... I feel like none of them suit you."

Mr. Jun tried to pick the best-looking one to be in his marriage certificate photo, but he couldn't pick out a satisfactory one among so many clothes.

Bai Ze turned over and clamped his legs around the quilt: "Most of your clothes are of the same type. Apart from the different dark patterns and prints, what other differences are there?"

"How can there be no difference? It's so expensive! The cheapest suit I have here costs more than 200,000! You're telling me there's no difference at this price?!"

Bai Ze curled up in the quilt and continued to sleep, ignoring Jun Li's attempt to argue with him.

Jun Li picked for a long time but was still not satisfied. In the end, he forcibly pulled Bai Ze up and forced him to admire it.

Mr. Jun tried on twenty or thirty suits one by one like he was holding a fashion show. After that, Bai Ze lost his patience and randomly decided on a suit with a fabric that had a slight shimmer in the sun but a matte finish indoors.

"Once you've chosen, stop bothering me. I didn't sleep well."

Bai Ze yawned and silently climbed back into bed, but Jun Li directly brought out a bunch of ties and bow ties: "Wife, please pick a tie as well! And I haven't picked any pants yet!"

Bai Ze: …

Mr. Jun, who had spent an hour and a half choosing clothes, was as happy as a flower in front of the mirror, while Mr. Bai Ze seemed to have been drained of all his energy and lay on the bed without a breath.

"You are worthy of being my wife! She always picks good-looking clothes! Alas...it may also be that I am too handsome, so I look good in anything I wear!"

Jun Li rubbed his hair narcissistically. His tall and slender figure in front of the mirror looked full of energy and spirit.

"Honey, I won't say anything else! Just look at my face and figure! Even if I wear an old man's vest, flip-flops and shorts, I can still look so handsome!"

Bai Ze was so disgusted by Jun Li that he couldn't sleep. He sat up, got out of bed quietly, opened the closet, picked up a suit and was about to put it on.

“Hey hey hey hey hey! What are you doing! What are you doing!?”

Jun Li grabbed the suit and threw it on the bed. He stared with a slightly dissatisfied look: "Today we are going to get the marriage certificate! You know what it means to get the marriage certificate! How can you put on clothes without even looking at them?! Your husband bought you so many clothes, you should at least try them one by one and pick the one that suits me best!!"

"Bai Ze! Look how much I value our marriage certificate! I spent an hour or two choosing clothes! Look at you! You really f*cking make me feel cold! You just picked up something and put it on! You must have been very reluctant to get the marriage certificate with me!!"

“Those clothes all look the same.”

Bai Ze sighed and glanced at him: "What's the point of trying them one by one?"

"What are they the same? They are different! They are just fucking different!"

Jun Li was almost irritated by his wife's indifferent attitude, so he didn't care about anything and just pushed Bai Ze on the bed, stripped off his clothes, and tried suits on him one by one.

"Are you sick?!"

Bai Ze's pants were taken off. He gritted his teeth and kicked Jun Li hard. However, Jun Li not only didn't say a word, but also kept putting clothes on him.

"No! This one won't work!"

Jun Li was not satisfied after putting one leg on Bai Ze, so he took off his pants and took the next one.

"This one doesn't look good on you, and this one won't work either."

"Oh... Tsk... Am I too handsome? Why don't you look good enough for me when you're dressed like that?"

Bai Ze was so angry that he was shaking. He squeezed Jun Li's waist and abdomen fiercely with his evil spirit: "That's enough!!"

However, Mr. Jun, who was used to his wife's temper, took out the next one calmly: "Come on, honey, try this one, I think you will look good with me when you wear this one."

As expected, Jun was pinned to the ground and beaten by his wife early in the morning. However, Jun, who was determined to take wedding photos, immediately covered his face and said, "Don't hit my face! If you ruin my photo, I won't be able to take photos for the next few months!"

Bai Ze's hand actually paused for a moment, and he gritted his teeth and kicked Jun Li's butt a few times.

"Get up! Pick up the clothes, ties and pants on the floor and bed! Jun Li, how old are you? Look at how old you are!"

Bai Ze kicked him again without any hesitation: "You are almost thirty, can you be more mature? You are destroying my house and stripping my clothes so early in the morning! What do you want to do!"

Mr. Jun covered his buttocks and sniffed aggrievedly: "I want to take wedding photos with you..."

Bai Ze: …

...

Bai Ze finally gave in and let him try on all the clothes in the closet. Finally, Jun Li picked and chose and found a style similar to his before he calmed down.

The two of them took their ID cards and household registration books and ran to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the back door. When the staff saw that it was two men getting married, they were stunned for a long time.

After persuading Jun Li for a long time, she said all kinds of good and bad things, fearing that the two men got the marriage certificate just for the sake of novelty, and as time went on, they would have to get a divorce due to problems such as inability to have children, marital conflicts, and incompatible lifestyles.

Jun Li yawned when he heard this and was determined to get married. They took photos with a red background, got the marriage certificate and had it stamped. Only then did Jun Li happily take several photos with the two red books.

"Wife! Call Lin Jiayan and Lao Jiang Zhou Ju tonight! Let's book a big restaurant and treat us to dinner!!"

Jun Li took the marriage certificate, put one hand around Bai Ze's waist and kissed him fiercely. Bai Ze was spitted in the face by Jun Li on the street. He endured it without saying a word and just sighed as he looked at Jun Li who was so happy like an idiot.

"I see you're not here to eat, you're here to show off your newly obtained marriage certificate."

Bai Ze looked like he had seen through him. Jun Li glanced at him but didn't deny it. He crossed his legs and leaned on the car: "So what? Before, that beast Mo Jinan could show off his marriage certificate to me, so why can't I show it off?"

"Let me tell you, Bai Ze! I'm good at showing off! Not only will I show off my marriage certificate, I'll also show you off too!"

Jun Li whistled and winked at Bai Ze: "They all don't have beautiful wives! Only I have one! I even got a marriage certificate with my beautiful wife! I'm so awesome and you won't let me show off! I'm already very low-key! In the past, I would have wanted to beat drums and gongs and set off firecrackers!"

Jun Li said as he sent a message in the group: "I'm treating everyone to dinner tonight! Everyone come over!"

Lin Jiayan:?

Lin Jiayan: Today is not a special day.

Jun Li: What do you care about me! I want to treat you to a meal today! Bring that beast Mo Jinan with you! You two must come!

Zhou Ju: Do you want me to buy a plane ticket now?

Jun Li: You don’t have to buy it, I’ve already bought it for you! Just swipe your ID card with Luo Zhi!

Zhou Ju: …

Zhou Ju: You really seem to be trafficking in human beings...

Jiang Jincheng: I'm not very busy these two days. I can come over when you send me the location in the evening.

Jun Li: Okay! Come on! If you don’t come, I’ll drive to your doorstep and block you there!

Bai Ze leaned on Jun Li's shoulder and looked at his smiling face: "Why do you humans have the custom of showing off your marriage certificate? How strange..."

"Then you don't understand? The marriage certificate is for showing off!"

Jun Li rubbed Bai Ze's head and said, "If you marry me, you have to follow the local customs! You should keep the marriage certificate in your pocket tonight! If we meet someone, we will shove the marriage certificate in his face! Do you hear me?"

"Oh…"

--split line--

Wish me a happy birthday!! I am one year older today!!