bookcurios Chapter 303: Three Kingdoms: Zhang Song, the troublemaker
Chapter 303: Three Kingdoms: Zhang Song, the troublemaker
[On the second day, Cao Cao brought all the civil and military officials and Zhang Song, the envoy from Yizhou, to the military review platform in the training ground.
Cao Cao was very satisfied with his soldiers and glanced at Zhang Song beside him with pride. But Zhang Song seemed to sense the intention of Cao Cao's gaze, sneered slightly, and then showed an expression of indifference.
After the soldiers finished their drill, Cao Cao led them to the reviewing platform. While reviewing the troops, Cao Cao talked with Zhang Song beside him.
Cao Cao: "You have a photographic memory, and I have the heart to care for the world."
Zhang Song snorted strangely, "Humph! The Prime Minister has the talent to swallow the sky and spit out the earth, and the ambition to embrace the four seas and eight wildernesses. How dare a coward compare with him?"
......
Cao Cao showed off his soldiers again, but Zhang Song looked down on him and said that people in Sichuan only valued benevolence and justice and didn't care about these things. Cao Cao's face changed drastically and he glared at Zhang Song. Yang Xiu grabbed Zhang Song's sleeve and signaled him to give in. Zhang Song still didn't make any concessions.
"I am a great man who looks down upon the world. Wherever my army goes, we conquer everything and win every battle. Those who obey me prosper, and those who disobey me perish. Do you know that?"
Zhang Song continued to sneer: "How could Zhang Song not know the Prime Minister's might? Think about the time when Puyang attacked Lu Bu, the day when he fought Zhang Xiu in Wancheng, the time when he met Zhou Lang at Chibi, the time when he met Guan Yu at Huarong, the time when he cut off his beard and threw away his robe at Tongguan, the time when he seized a boat to avoid arrows in the Weishui River... He is truly invincible!"
After hearing Zhang Song's words, Cao Cao was furious and called Zhang Song a sour Confucian scholar. He then ordered him to be taken out and beheaded in public!
＜Attention! Attention! Attention! Zhang Song's Yin-Yang high energy is ahead!!!＞
＜The military parade during the Three Kingdoms period looked like a chicken or a dog with clay ears [eating melon]＞
＜Cao Cao’s “Caring for the World” [stunned]＞
＜Renyi huh?! The password is correct, but the account is wrong! I should go to Liu Bei's place! [狗头]＞
＜People in Sichuan talk about benevolence and righteousness? Does this benevolence and righteousness mean (betraying the master for glory)?＞
＜What Ah Man said is indeed "Failed to conquer Wu, failed to defeat Wu" (ps, specifically referring to the period of Zhou Yu)＞
＜Zhang Song starts to sing, his sarcasm is maxed out, his firepower is full hahaha, it’s all Boss Cao’s famous scenes [laughing and crying]＞
＜Boss Cao: “Zhang Song is slandering me!”
"How did he discredit it?"
Boss Cao: "He told me what I did again."
(Shakes head) Every word is heartbreaking.
[Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha]
[Emperor Zhaolie of Han Liu Bei: Cao Mengde, this is not Ziqiao's fault, he is telling the truth [covering face]]
[Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang: Tsk tsk tsk, how mean! This kid is really good at talking!]
[Sun Ce in the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Tsk, don't really think that you will be the final winner just by winning a few battles. I didn't even win the Battle of Red Cliff... I'm being boasted about everywhere]
[In the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Yuan Shao: Cao Mengde, we both understand each other, hahahahahahaha, Zhang Ziqiao did a good job]
[Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Ha, at least I won Guandu. You didn’t win even though you had such a great chance of winning. @Yuan Shao in the sixth year of Jian’an in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Besides, in Jiangdong, all the people who tried to turn the tide died early. You should pay more attention to yourselves. @Sun Ce in the sixth year of Jian’an in the Eastern Han Dynasty. As for Liu Xuande, I won’t say much about you. Just two words, Yiling…]
[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han Dynasty, Yuan Shao in the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: ...]
[Zhou Yu, Year 6 of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Oh, we will take care of it. You don't need to worry about it. After all, we are still young. You can just leave it at that.]
...
On the screen, the people from the late Eastern Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms period have already torn their faces apart and are digging up each other's dark history.
People from other dynasties who were watching the show exclaimed: How exciting!
All the big shots with names are quarreling in front of us~
...
The sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty
Xudu
Cao Cao's anger was already visible to the naked eye, and the people serving around him were very cautious, fearing that they would be used as targets for his anger.
With a "bang", the desk still could not escape the fate of being cut in half by the sword.
"Zhou Yu, you little bastard! Sun Ce, you little bastard! I will destroy Jiangdong and kill you myself!"
"And Liu Xuande! As expected of someone called a succubus by the light curtain, he gained Liu Biao's trust so quickly..."
Although the Liu Bei who had been speaking on the screen was the Liu Bei who would become emperor in the future, Cao Cao still vented his anger on Liu Bei, who was in the same time and space as him and was still living under someone else's roof.
One day, we will catch them!
As for people like Yuan Shao and Liu Zhang, they are nothing to be afraid of.
...
Yizhou Chengdu
"..."
It was only now that Liu Zhang discovered through the light curtain that he had such a "talkative" person under his command.
Why did he send Zhang Song as an envoy to Xudu at that time? !
He was really afraid of provoke Cao Cao's anger, so he sent troops to Xichuan...
Zhang Song didn't care at all.
"Humph! Cao Cao is no better than this."
However, Cao Cao would definitely not kill him.
He also wanted to see how Liu Bei made him willingly work for him.
......
[Yang Xiu knelt down and pleaded for Zhang Song.]
"Zhang Song has come from Shu to pay tribute. If we execute him, we may lose the support of the people in distant places. I hope the Prime Minister will be lenient with him."
Xun Yu also stepped forward to plead for Zhang Song.
Cao Cao snorted coldly, "If it weren't for your master Liu Zhang's loyalty, I would have executed him without mercy! Beat him out of the training ground with sticks!"
Seeing Zhang Song being beaten out of the training ground with a wooden stick, Yang Xiu and Xun Yu who were present felt heartbroken.
At this time in Jingzhou, what happened in Xudu was fully known to Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong.
It was also learned that Zhang Song left Xu Du overnight after being beaten out with sticks.
Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong looked at each other and smiled. Liu Bei was puzzled and asked them to explain.
Zhuge Liang explained: "My lord wants to take over Xichuan, but he lacks favorable geographical conditions and favorable people. It seems that these four words will fall on this Xichuan Beijia who was driven out of Xudu by Cao Cao."
……
Zhang Song and his entourage were on the mountain road back to Xichuan.
Zhang Song thought to himself that he had come here to seek refuge with a wise leader and present the map of Xichuan. Who would have thought that Cao Cao would be so disrespectful to him? Unfortunately, before leaving, he boasted in front of Liu Zhang that he would be able to convince Cao Cao to stop Zhang Lu's invasion of Xichuan. Now that he was returning empty-handed, wouldn't he be laughed at by the people of Shu?
At this time, Generals Guan Yu and Zhao Yun led some soldiers and came over from the other side of the mountain road.
After exchanging names, Zhang Song was surprised to hear that Liu Xuan had specially prepared a banquet for him.
He couldn't help but ask, "Liu Bei, the Emperor's Uncle Liu. And the Sleeping Dragon and the Phoenix Child?!"
Liu Bei ordered his subordinates to build a simple shed on both sides of the mountain road and organized a welcoming ceremony.
＜Oh my god, it’s Lord Xun. Even Lord Xun has come to plead for mercy! Zhang Song, you are so impressive!＞
＜Xun Yu gave Cao Cao a way out. But what Cao Cao said was also very funny. Liu Zhang's loyalty refers to not paying tribute for many years, hahahaha.＞
＜Everything is in the ingenious calculations of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix. This is my favorite period in the Three Kingdoms.＞
＜Zhang Song’s attitude is indeed a bit arrogant, but it is also true that Cao Cao neglected him. I can only say that the two people may just have different personalities.＞
＜Zhang Song, if you hadn't said that yourself, I wouldn't have known that your purpose was to ask Cao Cao for favors and to join him [covering face] I thought you really disliked Cao Cao and wanted to stab him on purpose [laughing and crying]＞
＜Compared with these two, the display Liu Bei gave was really touching. Guan Yu and Zhao Zilong greeted him right away, and then there were all kinds of etiquette teams and Uncle Liu personally came to see him. To be honest, if I were in his place at that time, I would have kowtowed to Uncle Liu.＞
[Sun Ce in the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Really good at pretending]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Hmm... am I really that kind of person...?]
[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Alas, I hope Zhang Ziqiao’s talents can be developed]
[Zhang Song, the sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: ! ! ! ]
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The sixth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty
Xudu
Cao Cao felt extremely wronged.
Judging from Zhang Song's attitude, who could tell that he wanted to come and join me, and to present me with the map of Xichuan? !
Judging from his attitude, I really thought he was so loyal to his master Liu Zhang.
Guangmu was right, he and Zhang Song really had different personalities.
He considered himself to be very tolerant of talented people.
It's really forgiving...
Xun Yu, Jia Xu and others felt a little relieved because their lord was not the same as he appeared on the screen.
And we must always remember that it is The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is a novel, and novels are not real history.
Jiangdong
Since Sun Ce had never communicated with Liu Bei, he really didn't know what Liu Bei was capable of or what charm he had.
He originally thought that the Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the screen had exaggerated Liu Bei, but he did not expect that the reality would really open his eyes.
I really didn't expect that Liu Biao could still be so nice to Liu Bei after seeing the light curtain... ?
What does this big succubus look like?