bookcurios Chapter 262 Three Kingdoms: If Cao and Liu had a son, he would be like Sun Zhongmou!
Chapter 262 Three Kingdoms: If Cao and Liu had a son, he would be like Sun Zhongmou!
[After the banquet, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun were walking outside the main hall of Ganlu Temple and saw a stone under the courtyard.
Liu Bei took the sword, walked to the stone, held up the sword with both hands and prayed to the sky.
"God, if Liu Bei can return to Jingzhou safely and become an emperor, the stone will be split in two with one strike of the sword. If he dies here, the sword will not be able to cut the stone in two."
I saw the sword rising and falling, fire splashing, and the stone was cut into two pieces.
At this time, Sun Quan came over from behind.
"Why does Lord Xuande hate this stone so much?"
Liu Bei said slowly, "I am nearly fifty years old, but I still cannot eliminate the traitors for the country and support the Han Dynasty. I always regret it. Now I am invited by the Queen Mother to be her son-in-law. This is the luck of my life. I just asked the sky for divination. If I can defeat Cao and revive the Han Dynasty, I will cut this stone into two. I didn't expect it to be true."
Sun Quan also walked to a stone.
"I will also ask the heaven for divination. If I can defeat Cao Cao, I will chop this stone in half."
I thought to myself: God, if I can regain Jingzhou and prosper Dongwu, please bless me to cut this stone.
With a wave of his hand and a slash of his sword, the boulder was chopped apart.
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The two agreed to go to Beigushan.
Liu Bei walked with Sun Quan on Beigu Mountain, with two followers following closely behind them leading horses.
Liu Bei exclaimed: "This is the best scenery in the world! I often hear people say that people in the south sail and people in the north ride horses. Today I believe this is true."
Sun Quan retorted, "Master Xuande, do you think southerners are not used to riding horses?" He said to his followers, "Bring the horses!"
Sun Quan took the reins and looked at Liu Bei with contempt.
"Huh, who says southerners can't ride horses?"
Liu Bei: "I'll accompany you."
Sun Quan and Liu Bei mounted their horses one after another and whipped them. 】
＜As expected, when people are troubled, they like to indulge in feudal superstition.＞
＜Sun Shiwan: Oh? Really? How about I try it myself＞
＜Sun Xiaobawang: Both of them are feudal and superstitious!!!＞
＜Mystery has all come true＞
＜One of you is using the Qinggang sword and the other is using the Gudian knife… How can the stone not crack＞
＜Where can I see China? Beigu Tower with a full view＞
＜I often hear people say: If Cao and Liu had a son, he would be like Sun Zhongmou＞
＜To be honest, Quan Er is so pretty in this scene [Shaha]＞
＜Hey, Liu Bei and Sun Quan are also good＞
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Don't you even look at whose sword it is? How can it not be useful?]
[Emperor Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Houzhao: If Cao Cao and Liu Bei had a son, he would be like Sun Zhongmou…[狗头]]
[Emperor Zhaolie of Han Liu Bei: Ugh]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Ugh]
[Princess Taiping of Wu Zhou: Looking through the screen, there is always a special atmosphere between Sun Quan and Liu Bei]
[Feng Menglong in the third year of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty: Hmm… inspiration burst out today]
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The fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty
Xudu
Cao Cao thought that these videos were all about Eastern Wu and Liu Bei, and he felt it was a pity that he was not mentioned.
After reading the comments section, I was absolutely disgusted.
He and...Liu Bei, that big-eared thief?
Ugh~
Sun Ce had already known through the light curtain how the Eastern Wu had acquired Jingzhou.
At this moment, his face was solemn. Lu Meng's method was too damaging to his reputation...
Because of this incident, the Eastern Wu was almost nailed to the rack of shame, and for thousands of years in history it has been scolded as "a traitorous villain" and "a rat of Jiangdong."
The best way now is to prevent Liu Bei from obtaining Jingzhou.
Zhuge Liang must not be mixed up with Liu Bei. However, according to the news from Jingzhou, Zhuge Liang has disappeared, and no one knows where he has gone.
Sun Ce cursed Liu Biao in his heart for being useless. Zhuge Liang even let him escape...
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[At night, Chaisang Grand Military Governor's Mansion
"Grand Commander, the Queen Mother is looking for a blind date at Ganlu Temple and has decided to take Liu Bei as her son-in-law. They will be married soon."
Zhou Yu was shocked: "Where is Liu Bei now?"
"I am still staying in the Nanxu Inn. Marquis Wu said that the fake has become true, so I came to report it to the Grand Commander.
Zhou Yu had some thoughts: "Report to the Marquis of Wu that the inn must be strictly guarded to prevent Liu Bei from escaping. Act according to the situation and do not delay."
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Lu Su reported: "The Queen Mother has taken Liu Bei, Zhao Yun and others to live in her palace, and they will be married soon."
Zhou Yu ignored the guqin beside him and asked anxiously, "Why did Liu Bei get ahead again?"
"The Lord has sent someone to ask the Grand Commander, how should this matter be handled?"
After hearing what Lu Su said, Zhou Yu thought for a moment and replied: "I have misled my lord. Now that things have come to this, let me take my time to figure it out."
After saying this, Zhou Yu punched the pavilion pillar angrily and unwillingly.
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A few days later, Liu Bei got married.
After the ceremony, Liu Bei held Sun Shangxiang's hand with red silk and walked towards the bridal chamber.
Zhao Yun cupped his hands and said, "My lord, take care of yourself."
Liu Bei smiled and said, "Zilong, just relax and drink."
Lu Fan looked at the backs of Liu Bei and his wife as they left, feeling very depressed.
At the door of the bridal chamber, Liu Bei was surprised to find a group of fully armed maids holding swords standing on both sides of the room.
The housekeeper comforted him, "Don't panic, my lady. Madam has been fond of martial arts since she was young. She often asks her maids to practice sword fighting for fun, so she does this."
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Zhou Yu was in Chaisang with a lot on his mind when Lu Fan rode towards him on horseback.
"Grand Commander, Marquis Wu sent me to present Marquis Wu's letter to you."
Zhou Yu opened the document and read it, then fell into deep thought.
Lü Fan said, "This matter has become true, and the Lord of Wu regrets it endlessly. The Grand Commander is very wise, how can he let Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang succeed? What good plan does the Grand Commander have?"
Zhou Yu asked Lu Fan, "How is the relationship between Liu Bei and Madam Sun?"
Lu Fan replied: "They are inseparable and have a lasting affection."
Zhou Yu clapped his hands happily, "Great! Since this is the case, why not trap Liu Bei in the Eastern Wu... and make him lose his mind, and give him many beautiful women and treasures to entertain his eyes and ears, so that Liu Bei will indulge in pleasure..."
Lü Fan had another question: "Liu Bei is a great hero in the world. What if he doesn't surrender?"
Zhou Yu looked down on Liu Bei: "Liu Bei rose from humble origins and traveled all over the world, but he has never enjoyed wealth and glory. Now, if I tempt him with beauty, how can he not accept it?" After saying this, he laughed and walked forward quickly.
In the Wuhou Mansion, Sun Quan read the letter from Zhou Yu sent by Lu Fan and was very satisfied with Zhou Yu's strategy. 】
＜The Grand Commander was completely confused＞
＜These episodes are also known as "Wu Guotai Angers Zhou Yu Three Times"＞
＜Zhou Gongjin: Fuck, even my own family members stab me in the back!＞
＜Sun Ce: I’ve told you everything. Go ask Zhang Zhao and Zhang Zibu about the internal affairs!＞
＜Obviously, if you have any doubts about foreign affairs, ask Zhou Yu; if you have any doubts about domestic affairs, ask Zhang Zhao. But Sun Quan ended up never asking Zhang Zhao about domestic affairs, and never asking Zhou Yu about foreign affairs. Hahaha＞
＜This wedding looks like a grand occasion＞
＜You two don’t worship Gongjin when you get married? Zhou Gongjin is the greatest matchmaker [eating melon]＞
＜Hahaha, Zilong is so funny, subtext: Lord, take care of yourself, don’t get kidney deficiency [dog head]＞
＜Lü Fan: So angry!!!＞
＜Liu Bei's son is very familiar with Zhou Yu's trick. He is so happy that he doesn't miss Shu＞
＜Zhou Yu underestimated Liu Bei this time, his vision was too narrow＞
[Emperor Cao Cao: Hmm...Xuan De, I remember your son was born late. Could it be kidney deficiency...? ]
[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: ??? I had another son a few days ago!]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Oh, haha. That’s not as many as my sons]
[Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han: …]
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Cao Cao was secretly proud of himself, huh, Liu Xuande, you are far inferior to me in this aspect.
Liu Bei was incompetent and furious, and Cao Mengde was just jealous!
After watching the whole wedding on the screen, Sun Ce said: God damn, my beautiful sister!!! Liu Bei, you old man!!!
Zhou Yu and Sun Quan silently stood further away from Sun Ce, who had a sister complex.
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