bookcurios Chapter 245: Three Kingdoms: Aman's Three Smiles Lead to a Surprise Attack
Chapter 245: Three Kingdoms: Aman's Three Smiles Lead to a Surprise Attack
After watching several videos in a row, Li Ranran felt a little tired. She was about to go to bed, but after putting down her phone, she was not very sleepy anymore.
So, Li Ranran played the TV series that she hadn't finished watching.
[Zhou Yu said: "Zhuge Liang is so resourceful. From now on I will have no peace of mind day or night!"
Lu Su consoled him: "General, it will not be too late to make plans after Cao is defeated."
On the stage for selecting generals, Zhou Yu ordered Taishi Ci to lead 3,000 soldiers to cut off Cao Cao's reinforcements in Hefei... Once the troops of the Marquis of Wu arrived, the two armies would unite and defeat Cao Cao together.
Zhou Yu also ordered Huang Gai to arrange the fireboats and sent a soldier to deliver a letter to Cao Cao, agreeing to surrender that night.
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In Liu's camp at Xiakou, Zhuge Liang walked out of the central army tent and began to select his troops and deploy their troops.
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Arrangements were made for everyone except Guan Yu, who came to see Zhuge Liang.
Zhuge Liang said frankly: "Cao Cao treated you very well in the past. Now that he is defeated, he will definitely go through Huarong Road. I wanted to send a general to go there, but I was afraid that the general would let him go to repay his old kindness, so I dare not send him."
Guan Yu snorted coldly, "Humph! Military Advisor, you are suspicious. In the past, I have already repaid Cao Cao's kindness by killing Yan Liang, punishing Wen Chou, and lifting the siege of Bai Ma. If I run into him today, we would be enemies, how can I let him go?"
Zhuge Liang asked: "What if we let him go?"
Guan Yu immediately replied: "I am willing to issue a military order!"
Zhuge Liang sat down at the table and wrote a military order on Guan Yu's military order. Seeing this, Liu Bei seemed very uneasy.
Liu Bei did not want Guan Yu to go to Huarong Road alone, fearing that he would let Cao Cao leave. Zhuge Liang told Liu Bei that in order to divide the world into three parts, he sent Guan Yu alone to guard Huarong Road because Guan Yu always valued friendship and would definitely let Cao Cao go.
At night, in Cao’s army camp, Cao Cao and others walked out of the big tent.
Cheng Yuyan: "The wind direction suddenly changed tonight, and the southeast wind is blowing hard. Prime Minister must be on guard!"
Cao Cao: "Haha, Zhongde, I knew you would come... If you plan more, you will win; if you plan less, you will lose. How can you not plan? Don't you know that the yang is born at the winter solstice and the yin is born at the summer solstice? When the yin comes and goes, won't there be occasional southeast winds? It's no wonder!"
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＜Alas, Gongjin really worried a lot about the Eastern Wu. The Grand Commander who won the Battle of Red Cliffs didn’t have much time left＞
＜Cut off the lord's troops attacking Hefei＞
＜No, don’t let Wu Hou go to Hefei＞
＜Zhou Yu’s highlight moment is also the highlight moment of Soochow!＞
＜I feel that the old version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms has been adapted very well. Unlike what Luo Guanzhong wrote, the author is not a person who is jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent. On the contrary, he admires Zhuge Liang but hates that he cannot be used by the Eastern Wu. Alas＞
＜This part where Zhou Yu selects his generals is so cool and heroic [Shaha]＞
＜Zhuge Liang calculated that Guan Yu would let Cao Cao go, he did it on purpose, hahaha＞
＜TMD, another military order [covering face]＞
＜Triangle is the most stable, so they are all balancing each other＞
＜Cheng Yu has tried his best＞
[Emperor Sun Quan of Wu: …]
[Sun Ce in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: Gongjin has worked too hard for Jiangdong. Jiangdong cannot do without Gongjin]
[Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: I can’t bear to watch it anymore. I feel so stupid]
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Zhou Yu has become accustomed to Luo Guanzhong's portrayal of his narrow-mindedness and small-mindedness in the light screen video.
He could only say about Luo Guanzhong that history is what it is, but the novel written by Luo Guanzhong happened to receive more publicity in the course of history, allowing most people to learn about the Three Kingdoms through his novel, which led to misunderstandings about himself.
However, there are still people who will seriously read history to understand what kind of person Zhou Yu was in history.
Instead of wasting time thinking about Luo Guanzhong, it is better to think more about the future of Soochow.
The current situation in Jiangdong is very unstable. The south is almost going to fight with Liu Biao. In the north, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao are on the verge of a war after the Battle of Guandu. Yuan Shao seems to have the upper hand, but that is only an appearance. Yuan Shao's weakness is just around the corner.
Recently, I heard that Yuan Shao vomited blood and fainted many times. I don’t know whether he can survive this year.
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"Huarong Road?" Cao Cao thought that Yunchang was a man of loyalty and righteousness and would definitely let him go.
Alas, it’s a pity that Yunchang insisted on following Liu Xuande.
Of course, while looking at the light curtain, Cao Cao did not forget to praise Cheng Yu.
"Zhongde's concerns are very correct, but I did not consider the whole situation. The defeat at Red Cliff was entirely my fault."
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[The decisive battle finally started with Huang Gai's false surrender. When Cao Cao found something wrong with Huang Gai's ship, it was too late. The fire rushed directly to Cao Cao's camp with the help of the east wind. After the fire, Cao Cao's million-strong army was almost gone, so he led the rest of the soldiers to retreat.
Cao Cao and others fled in a panic. Their escape route was first discovered by Zhou Yu of Eastern Wu. They finally escaped with the help of Xu Huang, but were then tricked by Zhuge Liang and ambushed by various troops along the way.
Cao's soldiers were exhausted from fleeing all the way. Zhang He, who was in charge of the rear guard, rode up to Cao Cao from behind.
Zhang He: "Taishi Ci and Gan Ning have retreated, and both sides have suffered casualties."
Cao Cao sighed and said, "If it weren't for the generals fighting the enemy last night, I would have been dead!" Then he looked up at the mountains on both sides.
Cao Cao was suspicious: "Where is this place?"
Xu Huang replied: "Prime Minister, this is west of Wulin and north of Yidu."
When Cao Cao saw that the mountains on both sides were covered with dense trees and the terrain was steep, he immediately looked up and laughed.
Cao Cao: “Hahahaha…”
Xu Huang looked at Cao Cao in confusion: "Prime Minister, why are you laughing so loudly?"
Cao Cao: "I don't laugh at others, I only laugh at Zhou Yu's lack of strategy and Zhuge Liang's lack of wisdom. If I were to use my troops and ambush an army here first, what would happen? Haha..."
But before the laughter died down, archers suddenly appeared on both sides of the hillside. Suddenly, Cao's army suffered heavy casualties, and Zhao Yun led his troops to rush out.
Zhao Yun: "Don't run away, Cao thief! Zhao Yun has been waiting here for a long time!"
Zhang He, Xu Huang and Zhao Yun fought together. In the melee, Cao Cao took the opportunity to break through and escape forward.
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＜Boss Cao was cheated so badly＞
＜Returning to Guandu overnight＞
＜Next, please enjoy the Three Kingdoms comedy "Aman's Three Smiles Lead the Strange Army"＞
＜Death scene＞
＜It is said that boys who love to laugh will have good luck [eating melon]＞
＜I have memorized their conversation so well＞
＜Xu Huang: ? ? ?＞
＜《Zhou Yu is unwise, Zhuge is less wise》Boss Cao is really a prophet＞
＜The laughter stopped abruptly＞
＜Zhao Yun showed up just in time hahaha＞
＜Zhuge Liang: Taking Cao Cao’s laughter as a signal＞
[Emperor Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Houzhao: According to Zhuge Liang's previous arrangement, wouldn't Cao Cao have to laugh twice more?]
[Emperor Gaozu of Han Liu Bang: Ahem, I didn’t expect this to be so funny hahahaha]
[Zhang Fei, the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Cao thief, be careful when you laugh next time, because you will meet me, Grandpa Zhang, again]
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Cao Cao's face was grim, this was a slap in the face, right? He would be slapped twice more like this!!!
How embarrassing!
In fact, it is no wonder that Guangmu said that he was becoming more and more like Yuan Benchu. He was unwilling to listen to the advice of his advisers and generals, and only acted on his own.
Damn it, is he completely proud of having won the North?!
This should be kept in mind.
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[After the thunder, heavy rain poured down and the mountain road became muddy.
Cheng Yu: "Prime Minister, overnight..."
Cao Cao pretended not to care and said, "Alas! Victory and defeat are common in the military. Although our army lost this battle, we still control the north, and we still have hundreds of thousands of soldiers. Once we regroup, we will surely win the next battle tomorrow. Hahaha..."
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Cao's soldiers came to a narrow pass again, and Cao Cao's horse was startled. Cao Cao saw the words "Hulukou" written on the rock, and there were narrow places on both sides.
Cao Cao suddenly laughed again: "Haha..."
The generals were puzzled.
Zhang He asked, "Just now the Prime Minister laughed at Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang, but he brought out Zhao Yun and killed many men. Why are you laughing again now?"
Cao Cao explained: "I laugh at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu for their lack of wisdom. If they had ambushed a group of soldiers at Hulukou, waiting for us to tire out, and suddenly attacked and surrounded us, then even if our army was not completely wiped out, we would have suffered heavy casualties! Haha..."
However, before the laughter died down, shouts of killing suddenly rang out from the hillside of Hulukou, flags were waving, and Zhang Fei rushed out.
"I am Zhang Fei from Yan. You guys can't escape!"
Cao Cao and his soldiers were all shocked.
Xu Chu and several other generals went to fight Zhang Fei together. In the chaos, Cao Cao took the opportunity to lead his troops forward.
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＜Actually, this could be solved in one go, but Zhuge Liang insisted on doing it in three steps. It felt like he was playing with Cao Cao, and it broke his mentality [covering his face]＞
＜I really feel sorry for Boss Cao＞
＜But to be honest, Boss Cao’s mentality is worthy of being a hero. He still remembers to comfort everyone＞
＜Unlike Yuan Benchu, whose mentality collapsed after playing the Battle of Guandu＞
＜Here it comes, the second laugh of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang, the real "Hulukou" has become "Happy Valley" hahahaha＞
＜Others: Oh my God, someone come and cover his mouth, he can’t laugh anymore＞
＜Zhang Liao: I really can’t stand this anymore＞
＜Cheng Yu: The Prime Minister may be crazy＞
＜Zhuge Liang: Satisfy you, as you wish＞
[Zhang Fei, the second year of Zhangwu in the Later Han Dynasty: Hahahaha, I finally came out, Cao thief! You wait for your death!]
[Song Shenzong Zhao Xu: Oh? This is the conflict of drama. It does look better than the historical one.]
[Tang Xuanzong Li Longji: Yes, Cao Mengde is more capable than Yuan Benchu]
[Sun Ce in the fifth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty: This is a brilliant move]
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