Chapter 281 Stew or Boil
Chapter 281 Stew or Boil
Nothing can stump a capable mother.
So, at the critical moment, calling mom is a very important magic.
Xiao En tapped his staff lightly, "Ice for Thousands of Miles!"
The surging cold air instantly froze the huge, stumbling mother snake.
"A child with a mother is a treasure!" Lei Genying was extremely envious. He now suspected that his failure stemmed from the lack of a mother, so he took a break from his busy schedule and shouted, "My lovely High Priestess, are you still in need of a son?"
"Hmm?" Abai tilted his head and counted on his fingers, "Oh, it seems that there is not too much!"
Lei Genying was sad for a second, then continued to ask, "My grandson can do it too!"
The Third Master couldn't help but glance at the humble Lei Genying, then sneered, "Shhh~"
"Little fox, don't laugh, it's very difficult for me!" Lei Gengying couldn't help but shed a few sad tears for himself.
"But there's nothing I can do, it's just too funny!" The Third Master crossed his arms, "Hahaha~"
Xiao En took a step forward and was about to reach out his hand.
The Third Master suddenly stepped sideways and bumped into Xiao En.
Xiao En puffed up his cheeks in anger, and following the movement of the Third Master bumping into him, he knocked him down neatly, pointing the tip of his cane directly at the Third Master's eyes, "Does anyone still want this Third Uncle? If not, I will stew him too."
"Oh, Third Uncle has a backup. Should I take it or not?" Wu Yu touched his chin, as if he was having a difficult decision.
Grandpa Huaer hugged the dumb Zhang and said calmly without even raising his eyelids, "Some things are no longer surprising when they are too common."
Mr. Fan squatted in the corner, feeling somewhat conflicted. He always felt that it didn't matter whether he said yes or no.
"I want it! I want it!" At the moment when Xiao En was knocked to the side, Lei Gengying took advantage of the opportunity very tacitly and rushed to rescue his little fox.
Then Lei Genying saw Xiao En's cane getting closer, and he quickly stopped moving closer, "Don't be so cold!"
"Hmph! Let me be kind and kill you two together! You won't be lonely and cold on the road, and two of you will be companions." Xiao En didn't even look at the broken snake mother. The treasure chest had been picked up by Lei Gengying. Now the only way to get the treasure chest was to kill people and get the equipment.
The Third Master didn't move, as if the person whose eyelashes were almost poked by the cane was not him. At most, he was dead. It wasn't his first time to die. It would be familiar again.
Xiao En looked at Lei Genying murderously, "Humph! No one can take the treasure chest from me alive! Tell me, do you two want it steamed or braised?"
"Oh, don't be so cold-hearted. We are fellow villagers after all. Isn't it said that when fellow villagers meet, they will shed tears!" Lei Gengying, who got the advantage, smiled happily. He was in a very good mood, not only because he got the treasure chest, but the most important thing was that his teammates were of the same mind as him.
"When fellow villagers meet, I can bring tears to my eyes."
En glared at Lei Gengying fiercely, feeling so angry that he couldn't kill this annoying guy.
"Can we wait a while before discussing the cooking method? Why do I feel like this place is about to collapse?" Fatty tilted his head, feeling that the voice was not right.
"We have to leave as soon as possible," Hei Ye walked over, hugged Xiao En, and kissed him comfortingly, "Don't worry, the monk can escape but the temple cannot. We will settle the score with them later."
"Alright!" Xiao En agreed with Hei Ye's words and finally let go of San Ye's foot. "Then let's go first!"
Lei Genying quickly helped his little fox up, then couldn't help hugging him and kissing him hard, "My little fox."
"Get out! Who's yours?" The Third Master reached out and pushed away the rough man who was pressing and kissing him hard.
"It's okay if I'm yours, hahaha~" Lei Gengying was in a very good mood, so he didn't care about this little detail at all.
Huaerye helped the dazed mute Zhang onto the sedan chair, then stuffed Abai into his arms, intending to give this high-level treatment to the small official.
"Master Hua'er, you go up too," Xitong came over and took the knife from Dumb Zhang, "You're not that heavy anyway."
"Hmm? That's not necessary, right?" Huaer Ye glanced at the sedan chair. Two men squeezed into one sedan chair. Even if both of them had slender figures, there wouldn't be much space!
"It's okay, Huaerye, you can sit on it too." Xitong urged Huaerye.
Grandpa Huaer hugged the unwell-looking mute Zhang and rubbed his head carefully. "Little official, are you feeling unwell?"
"Little Official?" Abai was sitting on the legs of two people, and she was staring at her Little Official with concern.
"Don't worry, it's just a power outage and the computer has crashed. I don't know if the memory will still be there after the internal memory is cleaned up. But that's not a big deal." Hei Ye ran to the side of the sedan and looked at Dumb Zhang.
"Yes, yes, you don't have to worry too much. He is at most in the cache now, hahaha. If he loses his memory, you have to tell him that I am the older brother and he is the younger brother, hehe." Xiao En smiled and decided to fight for the position of older brother.
"Actually, I should have been the older brother. He had been fooling me before." The more Xiao En thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. "Now, call me brother."
"Pfft~ Cat, you want to be a brother again." Hei Ye suddenly remembered the dumb Zhang who tricked the kitten into calling him brother.
"Yes, when Dumb Zhang wakes up, I will tell him that he is my younger brother."
Heiye had actually tried this many times, but it never worked. This time, he tried to find a key witness, "Dear Abai's mother, you have to testify. He is still the younger brother, and we are all older brothers."
"Hmm?" Ah Bai blinked, thought hard, and felt that this was not a big problem. "Yeah, it's okay!"
Hei Ye's eyes lit up, and he felt that the success rate was higher this time.
Hehehe, it’s not bad to be a brother to Dumb Zhang!
"Little Prince! Call me brother." Xiao En stared at Hei Ye, his heart eager to make a move.
"There's no way out," Xitong looked down at the broken road, "There's a pool below."
"This is the sewer of the Queen Mother of the West Palace. It must be a specially built reservoir!" Fatty waved his flashlight and took a look.
This reservoir is extremely large and looks like a giant stadium. On the nearby walls, you can see that it is irregularly covered with holes of various sizes. Some of them gush out like waterfalls, some drip with water, and some are empty and pitch black with nothing in them.
The Third Master threw a stone and said, "The depth of the water isn't a problem. I just don't know if the Queen Mother of the West is raising any living creatures down there."
"Pheasant's neck?" Fatty looked at the dark water below. "This is a basin. All the water will gather underground."
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, can we still go back alive?" I had been so cautious with this little bastard, and he was actually still alive. He was shivering, but he was not in any serious danger of his life.
"We will definitely get out alive, but you, that's not necessarily the case." Hei Ye looked at the lucky little fish with a smile. He couldn't help but want to tease this lucky coward.
Huaerye was kind enough to offer some comfort, as this man was indeed lucky. "Follow closely, be honest, and maybe you can get out alive."
The Third Master saw someone passing by at a bargain price, and he was extremely surprised that this person could still survive. You know, a woman as decisive and strong as An Ning would run away, but this person actually followed her closely without missing a step.
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