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Chapter 90

When he woke up, Shen Ren saw the peasant emperors again, and they appeared in the thatched cottage again, surrounding his bed.

His first reaction was that it was embarrassing. When he and Yao Zhuo were together before, although there were no too intense voices, this was their territory after all. Moreover, the thatched hut didn’t even have a roof. It was squeezed and torn, so there must be no soundproofing, if this is heard...

But even if they didn't hear it, the situation is not much better, after all, I'm still lying on the bed with Yao Zhuo, two big men lying together or something, although I don't think there is anything wrong, but it might make people's eyes hot when they look at it Woolen cloth.

So Shen Ren sat up all of a sudden, and then... Ma Dan obviously felt very comfortable when he was doing it, and he didn't feel any discomfort, but when he woke up, he felt a dull pain in the back!

But Shen Ren still sat firmly on the bed, rested for a few seconds, gritted his teeth and wanted to stand up - he was supposed to thank these peasant emperors by himself, but he overslept and asked his master to come to his door , is really rude.

But before he could stand up, he was gently pushed by Yao Zhuo, and sat down against the head of the bed again. He also put two pillows behind his waist to make him more comfortable.

The peasant emperors all showed expressions that they couldn't bear to look directly at, which made Shen Ren feel very embarrassed, but there was also a strange feeling of refreshment after showing their affection... These two feelings were intertwined, making his expression very It was so distorted that after the emperors watched it, they were silent for a long time without opening their mouths.

Yaozhuo, on the other hand, was playing with the pillow repeatedly. He seemed to think that the buckwheat pillow was not too soft, so he took out some cotton cushions from somewhere, and said to Shen Ren, "Change this one!"

Shen Ren was speechless, secretly pinched Yao Zhuo twice with his fingers, and motioned him to look at the Nong Huang next to him.

To be honest, there were so many people crowded in a small room, it was already very cramped, and these people were silent, the atmosphere became even more depressing, Shen Ren felt that he couldn't bear it.

But Yaozhuo still fiddled with it for a long time, until he felt that Shen Ren was comfortable, he got out of bed and turned his head to look at the peasant emperors, then cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, all the peasant emperors, for your kindness in saving me!"

Although his previous actions were very unreliable, his voice and tone at this moment are very sincere, and his actions are also extremely respectful - he is sincerely grateful to these people, without their treatment, even though he and Shen Ren would not have died, But I'm afraid it will take a long time to re-cultivate until the day we meet again.

But after he spoke, the peasant emperors remained silent.

Although they were silent, the expressions on their faces were tumbling non-stop, as if they were angry and relieved.

Shen Ren felt that it was a pill, so he wanted to stand up to express his gratitude regardless of the tiny discomforts on his body, but just as he left the cushion, Yaozhuo seemed to have eyes behind him, and pushed him back as soon as he turned around... …

Shen Ren: ...

He could only secretly poke Yaozhuo's back again, these are lifesavers, you can't be so impolite!

Those Emperors of Agriculture really just watched their movements helplessly, and the expressions on their faces became more and more strange.

Yao Zhuo also felt that he was stupid... Although he slept all night, he felt that his mind was obviously still a little chaotic-probably all men who have been raped by their partners will have some sequelae.

In the past, he probably lost his aura and no one would comment on it, but he still knew how to restrain himself when facing his savior.

So when Shen Ren stood up again, he didn't stop him, but just reached out to help Shen Ren.

Shen Ren didn't stop Yaozhuo's movements, because Ma Dan's waist hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts!

Because the back pain seemed to be broken, so he gritted his teeth first, which caused the words of thanks to be delayed by three seconds, but in these three seconds, things changed drastically, because these peasant emperors were heading towards Shen Ren knelt down and said, "Shennong of Shennong Valley, bow down to the Lord!"

If it wasn't for the back pain, Shen Ren would definitely be able to jump up.

But now he can only support his stiff waist, and the expression on his face seems to be going out of his mind, "What are you doing? Speak up if you have something to say!"

He is still young, how much life will be lost if such an old group of old men kneel down to him!

But then he remembered that he was a ginseng spirit, and he should be quite old-but compared with the memory of being a monster, he still had more memories of being a human, so he really couldn't stand someone kneeling down on him!

But when those old men heard what he said, not only didn't they get up, they seemed to be planning to kowtow, Shen Ren was too shocked, but he didn't have time to avoid it, so he could only shout, "Stop! Stop! Stop, no, stop! "

Yao Zhuo didn't understand why such an abnormal thing happened suddenly, so for a moment his powerful aura filled the dilapidated thatched cottage, even though the background behind him was a dilapidated wooden bed covered with soft cushions, he still Standing like an emperor who reigns over the world.

These little old men were aroused by this aura, and subconsciously wanted to resist...

Li Jiuzhen above the thatched hut looked terrified. Although Yao Zhuo had a strong aura, he had just recovered from a serious injury. If he confronted the peasant emperors, he might be injured again!

But in the past few days, he has also discovered that although these peasant emperors have excellent medical skills and are first-class in growing and cultivating medicines, their physical strength is really... as weak as their appearance.

What was even more broken was himself. To them, Yaozhuo was their emperor and their belief, but these peasant emperors—the dead dream was also a dream. If he really did it, who would he help?

He didn't struggle for a long time, because at this moment there was a soft "poof"...

The aura of the peasant emperors dissipated in an instant, and an old man jumped up all of a sudden, pointing at the person kneeling in front of him with trembling fingers, "You fart!"

The old man who was pointed at was blushing, "It's not me!"

"It's you, it's you, I'm right behind you, I heard it all!"

"You are so old, your ears must be bad!"

"Fart, I not only heard it, I also smelled it!"

"When you were poisoned to death, your nose also went blind!"

"Fart, I saw your clothes lifted!"

The little old man wanted to defend himself, but the little old man next to him pointed at him together, "It's you, it must be you, I know who it is when I smell this smell, and you are the one that stinks!"

Shen Ren held his breath subconsciously, watching the group of little old men arguing non-stop, but in his heart, he still sympathized with the little old man who jumped up - after all, the room is so small, these little old men kneel When going down, the distance has to be a little closer, and when you want to kowtow, you have to stick your butt so close...the noses of the people behind are quite close...

But no matter what, this fart has successfully eliminated a war.

When Yao Zhuo supported Shen Ren's waist and led him to fly out from the roof, these little old men also reacted and fled in all directions, and the thatched cottage instantly fell apart.

After finally settling down, Shen Ren leaned weakly on a big wooden pile, with the fluffy and soft bedding under his body behind him and said, "What's the matter, tell me, don't be polite!"

Kneeling again or something, I guess no one can bear it!

Those little old men sat around Shen Ren and said in unison, "Thank you, the Lord, for giving us this place to shelter after we died, and for setting the rules of Shennong Valley, so that we can avoid the disputes and disturbances of the outside world." .”

Shen Ren looked confused, Li Jiuzhen and Zhang Wannian told him the rules of Shennong Valley in a low voice, and he was even more confused, "I have such a great ability?"

He didn't understand, but Yao Zhuo did. Although Shen Nong died, his soul still exists. They have the ability to save people and save ghosts and gods. No matter they are demons and ghosts, they will want to get them, so it is not only impossible to let them reincarnate Reincarnated, they will also coerce them because of some things, and their ability to fight with people...cough cough...

That's why Shen Ren set aside this place for them in the first place. Fortunately, Shen Ren did this in the first place, and they were rescued today.

He shook Shen Ren's hand lightly again, and then saw those peasant emperors turning their heads silently.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at their expressions, wondering what happened back then, how much these people knew, could it be possible to let...

Before he finished thinking, Shen Ren scratched his head, "But I don't even remember."

As soon as he said this, he saw those peasant emperors speak like chicken blood, "My lord, I am the great peasant emperor, because I was poisoned to death by eating four or one different thing!"

"My lord, I am Ernong Emperor, and I have eaten 780 nine kinds!"

"I am the Sannong Emperor, and I have eaten three thousand and seven hundred and sixty three kinds!"

"I'm the fourth child, I ate 740 six kinds!"

... A group of agricultural emperors reported their numbers one after another. No.17 agricultural emperor was the last one. He died after eating 570 seven kinds. He was very unwilling to speak for himself, "It's not that I don't want to eat more, but they I ate too much, and then I didn’t eat less and less, I’m dying of old age!”

Shen Ren's eyes straightened when he heard this, it turned out that the foodie nature of Chinese people started from Nonghuang.

Li Jiuzhen's dream seems to come alive again. In the past few days, he has also discovered that there is a certain relationship between the peasant emperors. He thought it was calculated by age, but he didn't expect it to be defined by the amount of food he had eaten. What a great decision!

As for Yao Zhuo, Yao Zhuo turned his head away silently, forget it, we can't let such a group of bastards tell Shen Ren the past, they might twist things in some way!