bookcurios Chapter 206: Making jokes and getting away with it
Chapter 206: Making jokes and getting away with it
Seeing that Xu Hongdou finally stopped laughing, Chen An asked, "Hongdou, have you thought about your direction? What type of career do you plan to pursue?"
"Traveling, it must be traveling. You can eat delicious food, enjoy the scenery, and earn some money..." Xu Hongdou said excitedly, his eyes shining.
Chen An smiled wickedly and winked, "Do you want to be so obsessed with money? But what you said is quite suitable for you. After all, the beautiful scenery combined with the beauty is bound to attract the attention of a pure person like me."
"Hey, you're the only little pervert and you're still pure." Xu Hongdou looked disgusted and rolled her eyes at Chen An.
Chen An asked seriously: "Hongdou, how much money do you have left?"
Xu Hongdou looked a little embarrassed. "I have saved some money over the years. When my parents bought a house, I paid for the renovation. Now I still have 80 yuan. What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I just asked. If you don't have enough money, I can invest some of it in you, but it seems to be enough for now. You can purchase some equipment and a vehicle, and save a lot of activity funds." Chen An said seriously.
"Hehe, Xiao An, how much money do you have?" Xu Hongdou asked with a smile, moving closer to Chen An.
"I won't tell you." Chen An turned his head away, looking mysterious.
Xu Hongdou grabbed Chen An's ears with a hint of anger on her face, "You little An, tell me the truth. I told you everything when you asked me just now."
"No, a man's wallet is the biggest secret. He can't tell the truth to anyone except his wife. Even his wife has to hide her own money, so I advise you to give up this dangerous idea." Chen An shouted with gritted teeth.
"Hmph, are you too embarrassed to give away that little thing because your sister is too rich?" Xu Hongdou let go of her hands, crossed her arms across her chest, asked disdainfully, and raised her chin.
Chen An said jokingly with a surprised expression: "Oh, oh, this is incredible, Sister Hongdou, you have even learned the art of war, what is this about?"
"It doesn't make any difference no matter what I sing." Xu Hongdou pouted to express her dissatisfaction.
Chen An remembered seeing a similar blogger in his previous life. He pointed to his head and said with a smile, "A good idea is better than ten years of hard work. I have it in my head now. Do you want to know?"
Xu Hongdou snorted proudly, took out a hundred yuan from her bag and stuffed it into Chen An's pocket, "Put together a plan and give it to me for review, and then I will pay the balance..."
"Am I only worth a hundred dollars?" Chen An pointed at his nose speechlessly.
"If you think it's too much..."
Chen An glared at Xu Hongdou in dissatisfaction, "I seriously doubt that uncle didn't put his heart into the name when he chose it. You shouldn't be called Hongdou, you should be called Heidou. Your conscience is seriously broken."
Xu Hongdou winked and smiled playfully, "Hehe, funds are tight, so I'm keeping everything simple at the beginning of my business. Didn't you say you supported me?"
"I think this is just like a reed on a prairie. I, Chen, have a great reputation all my life, but now I have been defeated by a mere woman. I guess this is the retribution for my good deeds in my previous life..."
"Oh, you naughty Xiao An, stop teasing me, my stomach hurts from laughing..." Seeing Chen An's sad face, Xu Hongdou was so amused that she held her stomach and giggled.
After strolling and chatting in the temple for a while, Da Mai called and the two of them walked back.
Thinking of what happened in the forest just now, Xu Hongdou suddenly asked, "Xiao An, why don't you ever take photos with me?"
"Uh, is that so?" Chen An touched his nose. This woman's brain circuit is really slow.
Xu Hongdou looked at Chen An and became even more confused. "How come there aren't any? You've been in the village for such a long time, but there are very few photos of you in my phone camera, and they are all side profile photos. There is not a single group photo. It seems like you're deliberately avoiding them..."
Chen An sighed, "You found out..."
Xu Hongdou thought to herself that it was just as expected.
Chen An said in a deep voice, "I am doing this for your own good. Now you are a wealthy woman and I am a handsome man, but what about in a few years..."
"What do you mean? Do you dislike me because I'm old?" Xu Hongdou frowned, looking very dissatisfied.
"How is that possible? What I mean is, if you don't work hard, I will still be a handsome guy in a few years, and you will be a wealthy woman by then. What will you do? Are you going to just watch me being attracted by other rich ladies?"
Xu Hongdou didn't believe a word of this nonsense. There must be other reasons.
Seeing Xu Hongdou's expression, Chen An changed the subject and joked, "I've seen surveys and studies on the human body on the Internet before. Science shows that men are at their peak physical strength and energy between the ages of 18 and 25, especially when it comes to the opposite sex. Women are slower to warm up in this regard, generally after the age of 28. So you and I, who are seven years apart, are in the prime of our lives, and we are head-to-head..."
Chen An felt his ears being grabbed fiercely, and couldn't help but exclaim, "Ouch, my god...be gentle, be gentle..."
Xu Hongdou blushed and used her hands and feet to yell, "I told you to talk nonsense. You are talking such dirty words in a quiet place like Buddhism. I will kick you to death, you bastard..."
After kicking Xu Hongdou twice, she finally felt relieved. The bastard dared to tease her like this. He was getting bolder and bolder. But is there any scientific basis for this? Does that mean that the seventh-grade female is scientifically recognized?
He covered his ears and breathed a sigh of relief. He thought that this could be considered a method of pain transfer. He temporarily suppressed Xu Hongdou's suspicion. At least his sacrifice was not in vain.