Chapter 892 Lucy: What the hell? My girlfriend is Black Widow! ?
Chapter 892 Lucy: What the hell? My girlfriend is Black Widow! ?
"You talk like you've been wronged by a man before..."
"It's more than just being wronged." Harley Quinn showed a cruel smile, "I almost died at the hands of a man... twice."
"That sounds really... a bit tragic?"
"No, no, no, it's not tragic at all. Do you know what's truly tragic?" Harley Quinn shook her head and continued, "It's the opponents who are about to be crushed into slag by you."
Harley Quinn patted Lucy Lane's shoulder and put down a document.
"This is where our campaign is at... Honestly, in my experience, we can basically pop the champagne right now."
“Is it really that stable?”
"Of course, the only things you can't cheat on are votes and sexual desire."
As Harley Quinn, who volunteered to join Lucy Lane's campaign office, at least she looked quite professional.
Lucy Lane naturally welcomes such highly educated and intelligent people...
Not to mention Harley Quinn's ridiculously hard titanium backstage.
Lucy Lane has a clear feeling that since Harley Quinn joined her campaign office, the attitude of the entire FBI has changed.
If it was only for the sake of Clark Kent and Lois Lane, the Superman couple, that Li Chengfeng and Black Egg asked the FBI to take care of her a little...
Now it is basically clear that everyone supports her.
This change in attitude shows what role Harley Quinn plays in the FBI.
As a politician of the new era, Lucy Lane could not fail to seize such an ultimate political resource.
...and honestly, just looking at Harley Quinn's abilities, she could be a candidate for office.
Whether it is understanding the human heart or analyzing independent individuals, this best psychologist and most experienced mental patient in the FBI can do it with great depth.
"Lucy, why are you looking at me like that?" Harley Quinn naturally noticed Lucy Lane's direct gaze. "I know I'm a great beauty... but unfortunately, I already have a family, and I really can't cheat... even if you're a woman."
"What the hell is going on?" Lucy Lane gave a wry smile. Harley Quinn was good in every way except that she always made all kinds of outrageous jokes everywhere.
Cheating or something...
She didn't want to be torn to pieces by Li Chengfeng.
"Hey girls! Guess what I found!"
At this moment, a slightly frivolous and nonchalant voice came from outside the door.
The next moment, the electric door opened to both sides.
Captain Carter walked in, and behind her was Catwoman Selina Kyle, who was looking at her phone with a serious face.
"Seeing you're so happy, it must be something serious, right, Carter?" Pepper Potts turned his gaze to Captain Carter. "Please don't talk about a mall sale or something like that."
"Of course not! Even if I'm a nobody, I'm not that insignificant!" Captain Carter sat down next to Pepper Potts with a majestic look, then spread his arms towards everyone present. "I'm sure you'll all be excited about this news..."
"Lucy, your last rival has gathered all his political enemies and plans to use some underhanded tactics against you... There are already three teams of mercenaries heading to Lois Lane's house, Kent Farm, and your girlfriend's home." Catwoman spoke directly before Carter could excitedly announce it. "None of this is important... What's important is Lois! Where did your nerd take my man again?"
"Isn't this important!?" Lucy Lane complained in a low voice, but Louise Lane didn't seem to take it to heart at all.
"Selina! If you ask me, who should I ask? God knows where those two have been fooling around again!" Lois Lane showed a look of disappointment on her face. "The two of them, plus Tony Stark and Li Chengfeng, are as close as a pair! Among these four people, especially Li Chengfeng, I dare not even think about what kind of immoral things he dares to do with the other three!"
"Is this the problem now?!" Lucy Lane said with a wry smile, "Shouldn't the problem be our family?!"
"Don't worry, Lucy. There's no need to worry about Lois Lane's family. Even though Clark and Lois aren't home, there are always part-time nannies who come to look after the children." Harley Quinn said, pulling out a private terminal from her back and scrolling it up and down. "Let me check the schedule... Wow, today's nannies are Wanda and Hulk. Looks like the mercenaries going to Lois's house are in luck."
"As for Kent Farm, there's no need to worry. Besides the Transformers, who are stationed there as large agricultural machinery... Lucifer seems to have gone there for vacation again recently... Oh my god, I never thought Lucifer would consider farm work his vacation. What a peculiar hobby."
"As for your girlfriend's home..."
Harley Quinn raised her head sharply.
"You actually have a girlfriend!? And you haven't told us yet!?"
"We're not married yet! It's not necessary to say it at such a critical moment, right!?" Lucy Lane said, feeling a little guilty, so she opened her phone and found a photo of her girlfriend.
Captain Carter and Catwoman, who already knew the situation, did not come forward, while Pepper Potts and Lois Lane came to the table at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
"Lucy, I've already told you that your relationship status is also part of your political capital..."
"When did you find a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell me and Dad?"
The two older women sandwiched Lucy Lane from either side and looked at the phone screen.
On the screen, there was a red-haired woman with an amazing body.
The only problem is...
"Why does this woman look familiar to me?"
"Do you feel the same way, Pepper?"
Upon hearing this, Harley Quinn also moved over.
When he took a look, he was a little stunned for the first moment, and then he laughed out loud.
"Hahahaha! Are you sure you didn't recognize me?"
"Isn't this our dear Agent Natasha Romanoff?"
Natasha Romanoff...
AKA Black Widow.
FBI Level 10 Agent.
"Is this Natasha? Her face is different!?"
"Oh yeah, you might not know this, but this is one of Natasha's fake identities..." Harley Quinn slapped her head, "Uh, did I accidentally let the secret out?"
"Let's not worry about that for now!" Lucy Lane stood up suddenly. "You said my girlfriend... is the famous Black Widow in the FBI!?"
Thinking of this, Lucy started sweating a little...
real or fake?
That weakling who loved nestling in her arms like a kitten and always got knocked unconscious by her...
It's Black Widow! ?
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