bookcurios Chapter 240 Zhuge Dali: You can't blame me for accidentally killing you.
Chapter 240 Zhuge Dali: You can't blame me for accidentally killing you.
Chapter 240 Zhuge Dali: You can't blame me for accidentally killing you.
"You know him?" Liang Bing asked strangely.
"Not only do we know each other, but we are very familiar with him. Qiao Feng is the leader in the BGM world. There are rumors in the world that if you want to defeat Qiao Feng, you must first destroy his speaker. But I don't know where the speaker is hidden." Xiao Shenghao said.
Lian Bing: "..."
"Could it be that his speakers are the same as yours, with their own buffs?" Liang Bing asked.
"That's right, Qiao Feng's music comes with its own buff. As long as the speakers sound, no matter how strong the BGM is, they can only fight him [-]-[-]." Xiao Shenghao said.
"Look, don't the staphylococcus and pneumococcus seem to be very strong? But under Qiao Feng's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, none of them can match him." Xiao Shenghao said.
Liang Bing looked over the abyss, and sure enough, with the blessing of BGM, Qiao Feng met gods and killed gods, met Buddhas and killed Buddhas, and there was no enemy under his palm.
"Hey, do you know these bacteria?" Zhuge Dali asked curiously.
"Yeah, why do you know everyone so well?" Liang Bing also asked curiously, ever since meeting Xiao Shenghao, there was nothing he didn't know, which was even better than the holy Kaisha's random reading of other people's information.
"What are you talking about? Because of these eyes!" Xiao Shenghao pointed to his own eyes and said, since he copied Brother Haier's skills, he can analyze the other party's information at a glance, plus the sacred body before the holy Kaisha. Plus, even if he doesn't use music and Sharingan, he can know what happened to others.
Of course, this also has a premise, that is, the opponent cannot be too strong than himself.
"Eyes?" Liang Bing and Zhuge Dali were taken aback.
"In this case, tell me about these bacteria." Zhuge Dali took out his mobile phone and recorded.
Xiao Shenghao: "..."
Learning God is different, learning all the time.
Xiao Shenghao looked at the realistic version of Staphylococcus aureus flying in the sky above the abyss and was easily knocked away by Qiao Feng's palm, and sighed, idiots, if you can't find the place where Qiao Feng put the speaker, it is impossible to defeat him!
Seeing that Zhuge Dali had taken the photo, Xiao Shenghao blinked his eyes and said to him, "Staphylococcus is a bacterium that resides in the skin and pores. It is extremely poisonous. When it invades the body from a wound, it may cause skin infection, food poisoning, and pneumonia." , meningitis, sepsis and other symptoms.”
Then he looked at the realistic version of the dark blue anthropomorphic pneumococcus who was caught by Qiao Feng with the dragon hand and said: "Pneumococcus is a bacterium that causes pneumonia. It can invade lung cells and destroy red blood cells. It can also destroy red blood cells. Pathogens in the brain can not only cause pneumonia in children, but also cause diseases such as meningitis and otitis media."
"So wait a minute, if there are monsters attacking these red blood cells, Sister Baoer, Liang Bing, you must protect these red blood cells."
"Hehe." Liangbing sneered.
Let me protect other girls?Are you dreaming?
"OK!" Feng Baobao made an OK gesture.
Seeing a monster rushing towards the red blood cells, Feng Baobao nimbly took out a black shovel, picked up and dropped the shovel, and directly patted the bacteria into small cakes.
At this time, the white blood cell with facial paralysis who had just met Xiao Shenghao was being chased and killed by a realistic version of Pseudomonas aeruginosa with one eye, green body, and multiple tentacles.
Xiao Shenghao's pupils turned blue, and he stretched out his hand and said calmly, "Wanxiang Tianyin!"
The bacteria only felt a suction force, and it was sucked into Xiao Shenghao's hands, and he strangled his neck.
Xiao Shenghao looked at the bacteria in his hand and said vigorously to Zhuge: "This ugly Pseudomonas aeruginosa widely exists in nature, and it is a common bacteria in wound infection. It can cause purulent lesions. After infection, pus and exudate, etc. The disease material is green, hence the name Pseudomonas aeruginosa."
The rescued, paralyzed, cold white blood cell brother took a breath, thanked Xiao Shenghao, then turned his head and said to Zhuge Dali, who was beside him in a green overalls: "Aren't you a dendritic cell? Why are you here?" ?”
Zhuge Dali raised his head and smiled and said: "Our dendritic cells should present the bacteria and virus-infected cell fragments invading the body as antigens, collect, summarize, and share their information with you, and then initiate the corresponding immune response. I will provide you with relevant help!"
"If you don't go deep into the front line, how can you collect intelligence?"
"So, white blood cells, go up and kill them! Be like Gang Leader Qiao, goddammit!" Zhuge Dali made a cheering gesture for white blood cells to cheer him up!
Facial paralysis white blood cells: "..."
Xiao Shenghao: "..."
Seeing the paralyzed white blood cells continue to rush up, Xiao Shenghao said strangely: "Dali, didn't you say you came to help me cure my illness? Why do you want me to do it myself? And you are recording information?"
"Didn't I help you analyze the enemy's situation?" Zhuge Dali said: "Besides, this is in your body, our cells have to follow your body's own procedures, and only by performing their duties can we maintain the internal organs of your body." Balance, if we mess around, won't you be finished?!"
Xiao Shenghao: "..." It makes sense, but I was speechless.
"If you want my dendritic cells to shoot, I'm afraid that my shots are neither light nor heavy. If you damage a few parts or accidentally kill you, you can't blame me." Zhuge Dali put away the phone road.
Xiao Shenghao: "..."
"Forget it. I'll do it myself." Xiao Shenghao sighed, then turned his head to look at Liang Bing and Feng Bao Bao beside him and said, "Liang Bing, Sister Bao'er, don't you want to do it?"
Feng Baobao sniffled and said, "Didn't you just say that you want me to protect the red blood cells?!"
"Nobody attacks red blood cells anymore."
Xiao Shenghao looked around the red blood cells... and found piles of small pancakes.
Looking at the bacteria around again, they looked at Feng Baobao with horror in their eyes.
Xiao Shenghao: "..."
It turned out that I was afraid of being photographed by Bao'er!
"Go, I will protect Nannan and Susu." Liang Bing crossed his hands on his chest and said lightly.
The little girl blinked her big dark eyes and brought a bunch of cute platelets to Xiao Shenghao and shouted: "Brother, you have to protect us well, I will take the platelets to help you repair the wound and make it scar, so you Hurry up and kill those little monsters!"
"Come on!" The little girl clenched her fist and said.
The platelets behind the little girl also imitated the little girl and shouted: "Come on, fucker!"
"come on!"
Next to him, the boy with white blood cell facial paralysis, code-named "U-1146", took out the dagger behind him, spun the knife circle, and with a ding sound, the sharp blade, shining with golden light, rushed towards the bacteria.
Xiao Shenghao: "..."
That was telling me, what are you talking about, you paralyzed man?
Xiao Shenghao thought for a while and rushed forward, he was fighting bravely for the body of his main body, so as a clone, he couldn't show weakness!
Then a black light flashed in his hand, Iron Broken Fang appeared in his hand, the armor transformed from void material covered his body, the venom wrapped upwards, his whole body was burning with pure Yang flames, and he charged towards the ferocious bacteria.
The white blood cells are for protecting their homeland, while Xiao Shenghao is for himself.
"Master Qiao, I'm here to wish you a helping hand!" Xiao Shenghao, who was fully armed, flew towards Qiao Feng's position using Wukong.
(End of this chapter)