bookcurios Chapter 280 The Most Awesome Man on Earth
Chapter 280 The Most Awesome Man on Earth
The blood in Huashan Xun's body was flowing backwards, his pupils were blood red, his brain was severely lacking in oxygen, and his scarred face turned liver color, looking a little scary.
In panic, he reached out to grab the other person's thighs but found nothing.
However, something unexpected happened. Kaoru Hanayama accidentally caught Muteba Gizenga's testicles with an unintentional flick.
Seeing this scene, Luo Hao's anus tightened, and he secretly cried out in his heart:
“How cruel!”
"If you pinch me like this, I'll become a eunuch!"
"Come on!"
With a strange sound, Muteba Gizenga's testicles burst in Kaoru Hanayama's hands, and the yolk fell through his fingers. The scene was both absurd and hilarious.
After Muteba groaned, he fainted from the pain on the spot.
Huashan Xun was not much better off. He also fell to the ground and fell into a coma.
In the end, the match was ruled a draw by Tokugawa Mitsunari.
Almost no one expected this result, it was really unexpected.
The source of the film is announced by Kaori Kaori:
"The second match of Group A, Mutba Gizenga vs. Kaoru Hanayama ended in a draw."
"The third match of Group A will be held in an hour. We are now on break to clean and maintain the field."
Time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, 40 minutes had passed since the end of the second game.
In the passage of Qinglong Gate, there were two unexpected figures standing.
It's really surprising that these two people would stand together and chat.
One of them is the most impressive man on earth - Long Shuwen.
He had a cigarette in his mouth, leaning against the wall, smoking leisurely.
He exhaled a puff of smoke, squinted his eyes and said:
"Would you like one too?"
After saying that, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket and handed it to Oliva.
Oliva stood next to Long Shuwen, his hands inserted into his pitifully small briefs, leaning leisurely against the wall.
He grinned:
"Haha, I usually smoke cigars!"
Long Shuwen glanced at the guy in the darkness beside him, whose only teeth could be seen, and a hint of disdain appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Foreigner! You don't know shit. This is Huazi. He doesn't cough when he gets a cigarette!"
"I used to only smoke Changshou, but since I started smoking Huazi, I don't like to smoke Changshou anymore."
"By the way, the last time I lost to you was because of my cough, which caused pneumonia and put me in a bad state."
"Otherwise, with your turtle speed, you will never be able to defeat me in your next life!"
Oliva was a little confused by what Long Shuwen said, but then he grinned:
"That seems to make sense. Then have one and let me try it!"
He took the cigarette handed to him by Long Shuwen, took two puffs, and then smacked his lips.
"Nice! ... It's more comfortable to smoke than Havana cigars. This pack is mine!"
Long Shuwen rolled his eyes at him again, but a smile hung on the corner of his mouth:
"You're such a geek!"
"This pack of cigarettes is for you!"
Oliva chuckled and lit a cigarette for Long Shuwen in a flattering manner:
"Mr. Long, there is something I have always wanted to ask you, but I am too embarrassed to ask."
Long Shuwen threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stomped it out with his foot, and then put on an expression that said he was the coolest person in the world:
"Ask, ask, ask. You are all muscle, why are you so long-winded?"
"Ask any questions you have."
Oliva took a puff of his cigarette, then looked at Long Shuwen seriously:
"Actually, I want to know why others always feel that you have such a strong aura, Mr. Long, and are so powerful anytime and anywhere."
A puff of white smoke came out of Long Shuwen's mouth, and his eyes revealed a melancholy and deep light.
"This kind of thing is innate. You can tell by the look in my eyes."
“Is there a sense of melancholy in it, and a deep disdain for the world?”
"That's why I forced Graman."
After Long Shuwen finished speaking, Oliva lit another cigarette for Long Shuwen as if to please him.
Oliba stared at Long Shuwen stupidly for a while, and then began to try hard to imitate Long Shuwen's expression.
"Mr. Long, look at me. Do I look more classy now?"
He frowned, trying to make his eyes look deep.
Long Shuwen almost laughed out loud when he saw Oliva's expression.
"You look like a constipated chimpanzee."
He couldn't help but tease.
"Hahaha……"
Oliva also laughed.
“Isn’t that so?”
He tried it several times, but he just couldn't get the same feeling as Long Shuwen.
"STOP STOP!!!"
Long Shuwen waved his hand.
"I am afraid of you. Okay, I will help you this time."
As he spoke, he took off his coat, trousers, and even the pair of snakeskin cloth shoes, leaving only his autumn trousers and autumn shirt on.
"Put it on now and show it to me. Maybe it will give you some improvement."
Long Shuwen handed the clothes to Oliva.
Oliva put on Long Shuwen's pants and shoes, but because his upper body muscles were too strong, he couldn't get the clothes on at all.
"If you can't fit into your clothes, just put them on. That should be fine."
Long Shuwen suggested.
After receiving such guidance from Long Shuwen, Oliva's status has indeed been improved by several levels.
"That's good. When I return to the Arizona prison after the boxing match, Maria will never look down on me again."
He said excitedly.
"You are really my benefactor! Mr. Long!"
As he spoke, Oliba gave Long Shuwen a warm hug.
Long Shuwen got goosebumps from being hugged, so he pushed Oliva away and said:
"Don't walk around in briefs anymore, it's too shameful!"
When Oliva smiles, his white teeth are exposed, and he looks like a fool.
In fact, everyone who has dealt with him knows that this guy is definitely a shrewd person.
"Mr. Long, I'm about to go on stage. Bye!"
After saying this, Oliva, wearing a Zhongshan suit, gradually walked into the arena.