bookcurios Chapter 31 My name is Little Frog, but I never expected...
Chapter 31 My name is Little Frog, but I never expected...
My nickname is Little Frog. Like other little frogs, I am a frog spirit. But unlike other frog spirits, I am a frog spirit with only ambition.
I have a dream: one day, with my outstanding wisdom and extraordinary abilities, I will complete a difficult task, thereby gaining the King's favor, becoming the Frog King, and reaching the pinnacle of frog life amidst the cries of all the frogs.
Quack quack~ Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!
Sure enough, a wonderful opportunity soon arrived. A group of humans of unknown origin stepped into our territory. Coincidentally, the king was not there at the time, and the demons in the territory were leaderless. When I saw this scene, I knew that my chance had come.
With the two armies about to clash, intelligence is of paramount importance. Soon, I attracted the attention of the other monsters with my clever frog brain and strong appearance. They immediately recognized me as a master at gathering intelligence and appointed me as the first and only vanguard intelligence officer for this mission. Looking at their trusting eyes, I felt a little pressure, but I will not back down, because isn't that what makes a hero!
Faced with this predicament that troubles all the demons, I will surely save the collapsing edifice, lead all the demons out of this predicament, defeat the enemy, and then be appreciated by the king, become the Frog King, and thus reach the pinnacle of the frog life.
Quack quack~ Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!
As the demons suspected, I did indeed possess a talent for gathering intelligence. Using a technique of underwater stealth, I quickly arrived at their vicinity without being detected. Then, relying on my superior calculation abilities, I swiftly calculated their numbers.
However, to my utter surprise, just as I was about to leave with the information, a despicable man grabbed me—no, a despicable half-man grabbed me. His evil hands gripped my head, and with them, my path to becoming the King of Frogs was blocked.
Damn it! Little frog, use your clever brain! You're the future frog king, how can you fall down in a place like this!
As it turns out, I, the future Frog King, am already showing signs of royalty. With my kingly eyes, I quickly discovered the weakness of this half-man. All I need to do next is unleash my strongest move, the Frog Tongue Strike! Defeat him, and then I can escape the clutches of this half-man.
However, to my utter surprise, this half-man was incredibly powerful. Not only did he withstand my strongest attack, but even while severely injured, he shouted for his companions. Seeing the crowd rushing towards us, I suddenly felt my vision go black.
I'm sorry, everyone! I failed. I'm sorry, Your Majesty! I let you down. I'm sorry, my future self! I can't be the Frog King anymore, I...
Spicy balls!
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"Do you think... something might have happened to him?"
"It's possible. He hasn't been back for so long, he might be in grave danger. After all, he's just a frog spirit with no real power."
"Croak! Who gave you permission to slander our frog clan!"
I'm just stating the facts!
"Croak~ I'm going to kill you!"
"Hey, hey, hey, put that disgusting tongue of yours away."
"Alright, alright, stop arguing. We're all in this together. Why are you fighting amongst yourselves when we have a formidable enemy at hand?"
Just as the demons were wondering if Little Frog was in grave danger, a small figure hopped and skipped toward them.
Hey! Look, isn't that a little frog?
A wolf demon spotted him first, and then the other demons surrounded him.
"Little Frog, you're finally back! Are you alright?"
How many people are on the other side?
Why are your lips so swollen?
The demons surrounded Little Frog, showering him with attention and showering him with praise. Little Frog's swollen lips began to curl into a smug smile.
My name is Xiaoguagua, and I never expected that I would ultimately live up to everyone's expectations.
Rewinding to when the little mustache screamed, almost everyone except Vivi's two apprentices rushed over. But when they arrived, what they saw was a giant frog pressed tightly against the little mustache.
It seems a bit...ambiguous...
"nerve!"
"Braid Tai!"
Dude, you have really unusual tastes!
"Just play, why are you yelling and shouting!"
Everyone was stunned by what they saw. The scene was constantly shocking to their values. It took them a while to react. Finally, one of them cursed and left, not paying any attention to the man with the mustache.
"Hey, don't go! No! It's not what you think!"
"Hey Hey hey!"
Seeing that no one was willing to help him, the man with the mustache turned his grief-stricken gaze back to the little frog.
"It's all your fault, you stinky frog!"
Enraged, the little mustache raised his hand to strike, but Little Frog, seeing this, used his Frog Tongue attack again.
"I rely on!"
Just as he was about to retaliate, Little Frog attacked with its Frog Tongue.
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"I rely on!"
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"I rely on!"
"You lick...you!"
Coming to his senses, the mustachioed man felt incredibly ashamed and indignant. He angrily swung his fist at the little frog, and this time, no matter how much it sucked, the mustachioed man wouldn't stop punching.
However, to his utter surprise, the frog's saliva contained neurotoxins. His punches were weak and powerless against the frog, causing little harm. As the toxins accumulated, he eventually collapsed into the water with the little frog.
I, Little Mustache, followed a famous superhuman from Wells Town to the Black Forest, thinking that I could become rich overnight, greatly increase my strength, and finally marry a beautiful and wealthy woman and reach the pinnacle of life.
I never imagined that I would be defeated by such an insignificant frog and be repeatedly humiliated.
Waaaaah~ I'm never coming to the Black Forest again!
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Inside what was once the Spider Cave, now a psionic mine, Lin Tian sat on a stone platform. He had originally intended to study the psionic wall, but suddenly noticed that the system had updated its mission prompts.
So he couldn't wait to open the panel and check out the new task.
[Defeat/repel Vila's party and successfully defend the Psionic Mine. Quest reward: Obtain any piece of the Ogre Set.]
(My application was rejected yesterday because it was found to contain pornography...)