Crossover Anime: Where Did My Male God Go?

Chapter 33 Zhang Qiling 32

As they walked, the group was sucked onto a wall covered in spikes, but fortunately no one was injured.

The spikes were spread out so wide that even the fat man's imposing figure twisted to avoid them.

"These are magnets. Wait, I'll grill some for you guys!" Qingyue didn't bring a bag, so she rummaged through the backpack on Zhang Qiling's back.

Black Glasses braced himself, trying to prevent his body from piercing the spiked magnet.

"Seriously, Sister Qing? You're still thinking about barbecue at a time like this?!"

Xie Yuchen: "Idiot, use fire to demagnetize it."

Upon hearing this, Black Glasses suddenly realized why he hadn't thought of that before!

"How come I didn't know? Your IQ has actually declined?" Qingyue looked at Black Glasses with a playful expression.

Black Glasses pursed his lips tightly, not wanting to tell them that he was teasing Flower Grandpa.

Why is Sister Qing looking at him like that? Does that mean he's been exposed?

Qingyue stopped teasing him and took out a huge torch from her small bag, then used it to roast the surrounding spikes.

After demagnetizing Xie Yuchen first, he used a torch to demagnetize the others.

The black glasses were stuck to the wall because he had a dagger containing iron, and the backpack was a decorative item to deceive people.

Zhang Qiling carries a knife on his back, which usually attracts people, but what can he do when Qing Yue is by his side?

"I almost died here." Wu Xie collapsed to the ground with a thud.

If the young man hadn't reacted quickly and pulled him and the fat man back, they might have ended up with a few more spikes on their bodies.

"You're a grown man, you should exercise more when you have time!" Ah Ning looked at Wu Xie with a complicated expression.

Panzi patted Wang Pangzi's big belly: "You should lose some weight too."

"This is all reserve grain!" Fatty Wang patted his belly as if drumming.

With this hurdle overcome, the journey continues.

As they walked, they came to a room without a stone door.

As soon as you enter, the stone door, which originally had no main entrance, suddenly closes. There are two red paint marks on the door, like eyes, which immediately shut the door when they see someone enter.

Wu Xie and the others patted the stone gate.

Fatty Wang: "Hey, did automatic doors already exist in ancient times?!"

“It’s the weight under my feet that controls the door to close.” Xie Yuchen stomped his foot on the floor.

The flashlights of several people shone around them, revealing many bluebird statues, especially the bluebird head, which gave people a very strange feeling.

The group cautiously walked to the center, intending to cross over, and that's when...

The strange bluebirds fired dozens of boomerangs from their beaks, just like the ones they had encountered before. The crystals on the wall lit up, so brightly that it was impossible to open one's eyes.

With more people and less space, the group would bump into each other while quickly dodging.

"What is this?!" Fatty Wang rolled to the side, pulled by Panzi.

"It's the light from the flashlight reflecting off the Haoshi stone, so bright it's blinding." Wu Xie closed his eyes and hid behind Zhang Qiling.

Upon hearing this, the man with black glasses immediately opened his mouth to speak.

"Do you want sunglasses? I'm such a kind person, I'll sell them to you for 500."

Wu Xie: "Are you out of your mind?!"

Ah Ning: "Give me one."

When Black Bear heard that business had come again, he quickly pulled out a pair of sunglasses from his clothes and threw them to Ah Ning.

Zhang Qiling: "Blind!"

He then pulled out several pairs of sunglasses and threw them at Zhang Qiling.

Black Glasses dared not accept money from Zhang Qiling in front of Qing Yue; if he did, his allowance would be nonexistent from now on...

Zhang Qiling took the sunglasses and put them on Qingyue, then casually put them on himself.

Wu Xie had already wisely closed his eyes and shrank to the side. Even if he had sunglasses, it wouldn't be of any use. He didn't know kung fu, so he might as well stay hidden.

Zhang Qiling quickly pulled Qingyue back by throwing a hidden weapon from the bluebird head that was facing her, and kicked the weapon away, embedding it in the wall.

Qingyue: "Those who know their own limitations and aren't good at fighting should stay in the corner and not get in the way!"

She didn't want to bump into someone while standing there. This Queen Mother of the West Palace was really something. At least it should have a main hall if it was a fake palace built for people. This tiny place could become a crowded mess if there were a few more people. It was really stingy.

Wu Xie and Fatty silently retreated to a corner. Compared to them, they were indeed weak, a fact they acknowledged.

Aning and Panzi also retreated to a corner, at least so as not to get in their way.

"Hey Mr. Hua, want some sunglasses? I'll give you a special price of 800!" Black Glasses sneaked up to him.

"No need!"

Xie Yuchen refused with his eyes closed, then took out a handkerchief, folded it a few times, and tied it around his eyes.

Qing Yue, Zhang Qiling, Hei Yanjing, and Xie Yuchen, four powerful figures, each occupy a corner.

One person closed their eyes to listen to the sound, while the other three wore sunglasses to reduce the light intensity.

With a sword, a knife, a kick, or a stick, you have to knock the boomerang to the ground or stick it into the wall.

Within half a minute, all the boomerangs were shot down.

With a flick of her wrist, Qingyue's sword vanished.

Ah Ning, wearing sunglasses, was startled. What had she done? She had pulled out a sword out of thin air and then disappeared.

Qingyue followed the gaze and saw it was A Ning. She gave her a fake smile, but be careful not to say it out loud!

Otherwise, I'll make you follow in your teammates' footsteps.

Ah Ning felt the malice emanating from her and quickly made a shushing gesture; this person was absolutely not to be offended.

There's no need to tell the boss about this. Knowing it would only bring disaster upon him, and it's safe to say she might not even be able to leave the Queen Mother of the West's palace.

Seeing her actions, Qingyue's expression became more serious; she was a clever woman.

Xie Yuchen then struck Black Glasses in the stomach with his final blow.

"Ugh..." Black Bear bent over in pain: "You did this on purpose!!"

Xie Yuchen smiled and said, "There are many kinds of stick techniques. This time, we're using the Dog-Beating Stick Technique."

Black Glasses: "It's uncivilized for you to speak like that in front of two ladies."

Qingyue turned her head: "The dog is pretty good; it can guard the house."

Xie Yuchen gave Black Glasses a big smile.

Black Glasses gritted his teeth. Why was his sister Qing helping Hua'er Ye? Shouldn't she be helping him?

"Dumb guy, you just watch them bully me!" Black Bear, unable to contain his anger, turned to look at Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling blinked his big eyes. His wife was right.

Black Glasses: "...Never mind, I forgot you two are a couple, you henpecked husband."

"Stop bullying Xiao Ge because he doesn't talk much." Wu Xie couldn't stand Hei Yanjing bullying Zhang Qiling, so he pulled Wang Pangzi over.

A-Ning: "Alright, let's find a way to open the door."

Only three people present could not see clearly: Wu Xie, Fatty Wang, and Pan Zi.

They acted like they were playing a game of tag, each person tugging at the hem of another's clothes, following behind the person who looked down on them.

Wu Xie tugged at Wang Pangzi's clothes, and Wang Pangzi tugged at Zhang Qiling's coat and followed along.

Black Glasses walked to the other side of the gate, shone his flashlight on the nearby Haoshi stone, and pressed his hand on it.