Crossover Anime: Where Did My Male God Go?

Chapter 13 Zhang Qiling 12

"Dream on." Xi En hissed at him, "I don't even know how to cook, and you still want to learn? You should learn to cook more. Your brother-in-law is traumatized by your cooking."

Calling the male homeowner "brother-in-law" sounds weird, so I'll just call him "brother-in-law" like I do with Black Glasses.

Black Glasses felt wronged, but he didn't say anything.

What do you mean by being traumatized by his cooking? His stir-fried pork with green peppers isn't that scary at all. He's been eating it for years, and it's still his favorite dish.

Black Glasses and Zhang Qiling still looked at Qingyue with a sliver of hope.

"It can't be learned, it's innate!" Qingyue shook her head with a smile at the two of them.

She really doesn't know how to teach, and she can't teach. There's absolutely no spiritual energy cultivation here; they haven't even reached the Foundation Establishment stage yet, so how can they learn?

The two lowered their heads in disappointment.

Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi didn't feel sorry. If they couldn't, they couldn't. With their skills, no one could beat them now. Their strength was sufficient. They just felt that if they could learn it, it would definitely be cool and would save them a lot of trouble.

"However, I can draw some talismans for you; the effect is similar. Do you want them?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Black Glasses' head almost fell to the ground.

Zhang Qiling nodded reservedly.

Qingyue took out some talisman paper from her spatial storage, each with a different pattern drawn on it.

He explained the patterns on the paper one by one.

"This is a thunder talisman, this is a fire talisman, this is a rain talisman... and this is an explosion talisman."

Zhang Qiling and Black Glasses listened very attentively, memorizing the corresponding attacks for each pattern.

“This can be used to blow up tombs.” Zhang Qiling said, holding the explosive talisman.

That way, his girlfriend wouldn't have to go down into the tomb after them.

"Yes, place the explosive talisman where you want to blow it up. After you leave the tomb, chant the incantation and it will activate. It's like a small timer."

It saves them the trouble of going down into the tomb later, so this approach is indeed feasible.

"Take more of these talismans, in case they don't explode completely, put out a few more."

Qingyue took out a pair of stacked explosive talismans from her spatial storage and handed them to the two of them.

"Sister Qing, can I try it now?" Black Glasses asked eagerly.

"Get lost! Try that when you're in the tomb. Do you want to blow up your house?!"

Qingyue slapped Black Glasses in annoyance.

"hiss."

Black Glasses frantically rubbed his arm where he had been hit; the force was no less than that of the mute Zhang.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Qiling smiled.

"Zhang the Dumb, are you trying to stir up trouble by gloating over someone else's misfortune?!"

I glanced at Zhang Qiling unintentionally and saw that the corner of his mouth was slightly curved, which annoyed me.

Zhang Qiling glanced at him.

He laughed, so what!

Black Eyes gritted his teeth in hatred. Damn it, Dumb Zhang has found a backer!

"Ding dong."

Zhang Qiling picked up her phone and saw a message from the chef informing her that the food was ready.

"Who posted this?" Qingyue asked.

"Chef, the meal is ready."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's eat first."

Qingyue didn't forget to pull Xi'en up and take her out to eat together.

Xi En doesn't need to eat every meal, but it still loves to eat.

"Hey, hey." Black Glasses couldn't wait to get up; he was starving.

The three people and one beast sat at a huge dining table, which was covered with plates of more than a dozen dishes.

For three people and one beast, this was an incredibly lavish meal.

Black Bear swallowed hard, his hand holding the chopsticks unsure which plate to pick up, reluctant to ruin the beautiful presentation.

Hesitating for at most a second, then quickly grabbing food and devouring it in the second.

"Delicious, so delicious."

Zhang Qiling glanced at him sideways.

If this was his arrangement, he would absolutely, positively prepare a table full of shredded pork with green peppers for him to eat as he pleases.

Qingyue ate the food that Xiao Guan had put on her plate; her bowl was already full before she even reached out.

To be able to live in such a luxurious place without paying rent, with food and lodging provided and all free of charge, what could be better than this?

Thinking of this, Black Glasses grinned.

Zhang, the mute, had a stroke of good fortune when he hooked up with a very wealthy woman, and even he benefited from her success.

Black Glasses asked a very serious question.

"Is Hee-eun male or female?"

Hearing this, Xi En grinned at the man with black glasses. What kind of question was that?!

"Hiss, she's so cute, of course she's a girl!"

Black Glasses' lips twitched. "What's so cute about you?!"

Qingyue smiled and patted Xi'en's head twice. She didn't have big, round eyes with vertical pupils, but her head was dark and round. She was obviously very cute.

Xi En rubbed against her master's hand a couple of times, completely oblivious to the dirty bun in front of her.

Zhang Qiling smiled. It was wonderful to have all her loved ones together.

Black Glasses picked up his wine glass and raised it towards Zhang Qiling and Qing Yue.

"Come on, let's toast to our new home!"

"cheers!"

Qingyue and Zhang Qiling raised their wine glasses without hesitation.

The three of them drank it.

That very night, Black Glasses experienced what it's like to live in a luxury mansion.

The bed is a bit too soft, which is bad for his cervical spine. He also wants to be a kept man now; kept men are so tempting.

a few days later.

Hei Xiazi stored all his possessions in his spatial dimension.

Xie Yuchen arrived at the courtyard house and saw that there were no personal belongings left inside.

"Grandpa Flower, remember to return the money you didn't pay to the blind man."

"Why would I take advantage of you?" Xie Yuchen glanced at him disdainfully. "But you've been renting here for so many years, why are you suddenly quitting?"

"We have found a place for the blind man to stay."

The man with the black glasses always had a smile on his face when he spoke; it wasn't a deliberate display, but a gentle smile that came from the heart.

I only stayed at that home for a few days, but it felt incredibly warm.

He chose to live in a courtyard house because he had always lived in a square courtyard before, which is why he had always been conflicted about this place.

Now we've moved to another courtyard house, which is bigger and free; that place is called home.

"Really? Congratulations."

Xie Yuchen had no idea what he had recently encountered, nor did she have any reason to inquire about his affairs.

Aren't you going to wait for Zhang Qiling?

"He's already waiting for me there." Black Bear had a happy expression on his face.

Xie Yuchen smiled calmly: "I see. I won't keep you any longer. I'll call you if I need anything."

"Good."

Black Glasses arrived alone at Qingyue's courtyard house. Looking at the gate in front of him, he smiled and stepped inside.

He... went home.

...

Today is a big day.

I received a package.

This is Zhang Qiling's ID document; it's finally here.

"Your identity is all set, and you also have your household registration booklet." Qingyue handed him the items.

Zhang Qiling took it, clutching the ID card tightly: "Let's get married."

"Huh?" Qingyue thought she had misheard. "You mean we're going to get our marriage certificate?"

Zhang Qiling nodded obediently.

"Okay."

He seems somewhat uneasy about his current situation. If marriage would put his mind at ease, then he'll get married.

Hearing her agree, Zhang Qiling smiled subtly.

"Any wedding candy today?" Black Glasses rubbed his palm; the wedding candy he was referring to was, of course, money.