Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 285 Another Visit to the Mental Hospital

Ayan pouted her rosy lips: "I'm afraid this little girl will be captivated by you, and then you won't be able to shake her off."

Li Jian said aggrievedly, "Sigh, there's nothing I can do about her charm. But don't worry, she's not good-looking at all, much worse than you. I'm not interested in women who are pretty but have no figure."

Upon hearing this, Ayan was overjoyed and grabbed Li Jian's ear: "You said it yourself. If I find out you're messing around, I'll confiscate your tools of the trade with a scalpel!"

A cool breeze blew past his crotch, and Li Jian shivered.

When I came out of the stairwell, Lyon had already finished the first aid.

How is the patient?

Ah Qun asked somewhat anxiously.

The doctor, who looks like Jordan Chan, took off his mask and said, "The patient had a section of his appendix inside his abdomen, which was cut off in one stroke, not a fraction of a second off. It's truly a miracle!"

"Appendix?"

Ah Qun's eyes widened.

Dr. Jordan Chan smiled and said, "Yes, he's fine now, he just needs to rest for a few days."

Ah Qun ran to the emergency room and saw Leon lying unharmed on the hospital bed with stable vital signs.

She couldn't help but burst into tears: "I'm so glad you're okay!"

Ultimately, Ah Qun is just a 20-year-old girl who suddenly stabbed someone; it would be a lie to say she wasn't afraid.

Leon reached out and patted Ah Qun on the shoulder, saying, "Don't cry. I should thank you for removing my appendix. Didn't you hear that even the doctor praised your technique?"

That day, I was invincible, but my appendix suddenly became inflamed, making it impossible for me to concentrate.

The moment I relaxed my guard, you plunged that knife into my stomach.

Ah Qun suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "So, my stab just happened to sever your inflamed appendix?"

Lyon nodded.

Ah-Qun was so happy that tears streamed down her face. "You scared me to death!"

Leon struggled to get out of bed, which startled Ah Qun: "The doctor said you need to rest for a few days."

Lyon said, "The Night of the Dead is in two days, I need to go back and prepare."

Li Jian asked, "What do you need to prepare? I can have someone help you."

Lyon said, "Of course, it's to prepare props for catching ghosts. These are things that most people don't know about, so I have to do it myself."

Li Jian said with great interest, "Why don't you make a list, and I'll prepare it together? That way, there won't be any mistakes."

"clever!"

Lyon scribbled on a piece of white paper and handed it to Li Jian.

Li Jian held the blank paper and found that it contained only ordinary things written on it.

Milk chocolate, plastic wrap, cow tears... And also, a big sword, a chainsaw, and a flying guillotine.

This left Li Jian completely stunned.

"Master, I understand using chocolate and plastic wrap to catch ghosts, but what's with the chainsaw and the flying guillotine in the back?"

Lyon explained, "Mr. Li was wearing red clothes before he died. He will definitely become a vengeful ghost on the night of his return. Once he becomes a vengeful ghost, he will possess someone and become incredibly strong."

"So, chainsaws and guillotines are used to deal with people?" Li Jian asked, somewhat surprised.

Snapped!

Lyon snapped his fingers: "Smart!"

Ah-Qun, listening from the side, was terrified; "But what if we hurt someone with these things? The police won't believe that the four of us are here to catch a ghost."

Lyon said calmly, "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? For world peace and to protect the lives and property of more ordinary people, we must have the spirit of not being afraid of going to jail!"

Remember, believe in yourself.

what?

Ah-Qun said with a bitter face, "I'm still young, I don't want to go to jail."

Lyon laughed and said, "There's a way for you to kill someone and not go to jail."

"any solution?"

Ah Qun asked hurriedly.

Lyon opened his arms to Li Jian and A Qun and said, "Help me up."

Li Jian and A Qun helped Leon up, and the group drove to Chongguang Mental Hospital.

Lyon led two men over the back wall of the courtyard.

A short while later, Lyon emerged from the dean's office, holding two small notebooks. "Let's go!"

Li Jian glanced over and saw that several people in uniforms were chasing after Lyon.

He's a security guard at the mental hospital!

The three men drove away from the mental hospital.

Lyon slapped the notebook into Li Jian's hand: "Alright, now you can go all out."

Ah-Qun flipped open a small notebook and couldn't help but say, "You actually issued us a mental illness certificate?"

"Thai pants hot, now I'm a person with credentials too!"

Ah-Qun held up his little notebook and shouted excitedly.

Li Jian rubbed his forehead, speechless. "I really believed your nonsense!"

the following few days.

Li Jian, Lyon, and Aqun then went on a large shopping spree.

They bought chocolates by the case and plastic wrap by the bundle, preparing far more than they would have for the original Lyon.

However, cow tears are a special case; they are not sold in supermarkets or convenience stores.

Li Jian made a special trip to the slaughterhouse and spent 2000 yuan to have the workers there get him several kilograms of cow tears.

Apart from these things from Lyonlie.

Li Jian also prepared some things himself.

Black dog blood, cinnabar, glutinous rice, black donkey hooves, ink lines, peach wood sword, lightning-struck wood...

Li Jian included every single one he could think of.

Although these things are not easy to obtain, Li Jian's financial power is undeniable.

In Hong Kong Island, money makes the world go round.

The night of the return of the soul.

Security room of Victory Garden Building.

Captain Lu lit an incense stick for Guan Yu, chanting, "May Lord Guan Yu protect us and ensure a peaceful night."

Tie Dan walked over and said, "Captain, this is where you went wrong. How could we believe what that lunatic said? It made us waste several days and caused everyone to get injured."

Captain Lu, knowing he was in the wrong, said, "Oh dear, although he's mentally ill, you all saw that Old Lady Li came back to life on the seventh day after her death."

Li Lichi, a security guard standing nearby, said, "So what? At worst, she'll lose her virginity."

Hearing him bring up the old story again, Tie Dan was a little unhappy and prepared to confront him.

Security guard Li Lichi suddenly stood up and said, "Stop talking. I'll arrange the patrol tonight. Tie Dan and Captain Lu will patrol the mall, Ru Hua and I will patrol the residents, and A Chang and Xiao Meng will be in charge of the mall's freight elevators."

Ah Qiang asked, "What about me?"

Security guard Li Lichi said, "You stay in the office."

Captain Lu lost his authority due to Leon's actions and could only patrol with Ironheart.

In the gloomy corridor, dim lights flickered overhead, and the paint on the walls peeled off, revealing mottled cement.

Captain Lu gripped the flashlight tightly in his hand, the beam of light flickering in the narrow corridor, but it couldn't dispel the fear in his heart.

He walked very lightly, as if afraid of disturbing something he shouldn't.

With each step I took, I could hear my own heartbeat, thumping loudly, like it was hitting my eardrums.