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Chapter 265 Training



Chapter 265 Training

In short, neutrinos do exist. The more powerful the neutrino, the more it can affect reality. However, such neutrinos are rare and generally do not dare to show themselves easily.

If they really cause a huge mess, just bombard them with the truth; no neutrino can withstand that.

Li Jian recalled a short story he had read, about a garrison guard who saw someone waving at him outside the camp in the middle of the night. He was very scared and reported it to his company commander the next day. When they went to check, they found a small grave mound in the same spot as the previous night.

The company commander and others told him there was no problem.

However, the guards later reported the incident to their superiors.

Upon hearing this, the leader immediately deployed a cannon that very night to physically deliver those neutrinos to their doom.

From then on, the world was at peace.

As the old saying goes...

People are three parts afraid of ghosts, and ghosts are seven parts afraid of people.

I'm not afraid of you while you're alive, so why would I let a mere neutrino control me when I'm dead?

Lyon stroked his chin and said, "This neutrino ran away when it saw that there were many of us!"

Li Jian looked at the flower again, and sure enough, it had returned to calm.

"Never mind, let's go first and talk about it later."

The group went downstairs and saw a doctor who looked like Ekin Cheng leaning over the back of a car, repairing it with welding tools in his hand.

Ah Qun said, "Aren't these two doctors? How come they can fix cars?"

Li Jian shrugged: "Who knows? Maybe it's a part-time job."

Dr. Fei Xue and Dr. Huan Xi were still making sarcastic remarks: "Trying to move us with this? Fix the car first!"

After listening to the two doctors, Ah Qun was indignant: "I'm afraid only those three doctors in this hospital are good people. Everyone else is rotten. I really don't understand how people can be so bad."

Li Jian said, "When everyone in a unit becomes the kind of person they hate, it's probably because there's a problem with the hospital's system."

"To change this situation, a major overhaul is necessary!"

Ah-Qun became interested and asked, "Who will it be?"

Li Jian said, "Whoever can make the rules should be replaced."

Ah Qun stuck out his little tongue: "You can't possibly replace the dean, can you?"

Li Jian shrugged: "It's not impossible if necessary."

The group got into Li Jian's BMW and returned to Tseung Kwan O.

With his still relatively intact hand, Leon gripped a detonator again: "I just grabbed the wrong one, a fast-detonating electro-optical cannon, but I didn't shed a single tear. You all know how brave I am, right? Training continues!"

Lyon took out a match, preparing to ignite the detonator.

However, he had an injured hand and was unable to perform this operation.

After thinking it over, Leon put the electric cannon in his mouth and held it in his teeth.

Li Jian recalled that Lyon later got a big buck tooth, which seemed to be caused by this accident.

If this thing blows off course, its whole head will be blown to pieces.

Li Jian immediately said, "Wait a minute!"

Lyon looked at Li Jian.

Although Lyon is not mentally stable, he still has great respect for Li Jian.

Li Jian said, "Master Lyon, I think that as someone who teaches and imparts knowledge, you don't need to do everything yourself. You can choose someone to help you."

Look at you, you just injured your hand in the explosion, and your body hasn't recovered yet.

If he gets a head injury from the explosion, and if—I mean, if—he can't be saved, then on the night of his return from the dead, we'll all be finished.

Lyon nodded and said, "That makes sense, but who should we ask for help with something so dangerous?"

All eyes turned to one person.

Dao Youming looked terrified: "Hey, why are you looking at me? I quit! Go find whoever you want!"

Daoist Ming got up and prepared to run away.

But Li Jian was faster, grabbing him by the back of the neck: "Fellow Daoist Ming, you're wrong to say that. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will?"

I didn't even blink when you took 1000 yuan from me.

Now that we're asking you to do something small for everyone, you're making excuses and refusing. That's really not very kind of you.

Besides, Master Lyon is doing this for your own good.

Think about it, the more blood you bleed in peacetime, the less sweat you'll produce in battle!

Dao Youming's eyes widened: "You can bleed, I won't! Let me go! I want to go home! I want to go home!"

A-Qun asked, "Fellow Daoist Ming, aren't you afraid of ghosts coming after you?"

Captain Lu and the others also looked at Dao Youming, waiting for his answer.

Dao Youming looked at them as if they were idiots: "You are more terrifying than ghosts. I would rather face a ghost than face you!"

"Really?"

Li Jian silently pulled out a HK$1000 note from his pocket: "Fellow Daoist Ming, if you are willing to cooperate with the master, this HK$1000 is yours."

Dao Youming's eyes lit up instantly, but he didn't immediately reach out to take it: "1000 yuan? That's a bit low, how about you add another 1000!"

Li Jian's smile vanished. "You don't want 1000 yuan? Okay, now I only have 500 yuan left."

Li Jian exchanged 1000 Hong Kong dollars for 500.

Dao Youming was dumbfounded: "Why is there a discount?"

Li Jian chuckled and said, "If you keep talking nonsense, you'll only get 100 yuan."

Dao Youming quickly grabbed Li Jian's arm: "It can't be any less!"

"So you're saying you agree?" Li Jian smiled, looking like he'd succeeded in his scheme.

Dao Youming snatched the HK$500 note, looking as if he were ready to die: "I'm doing this for everyone's sake. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will?"

Li Jian led the applause for Daoist Ming: "That's right, we should have Daoist Ming's spirit, not afraid of death, not afraid of death, not afraid of death."

Daoist Ming's lips twitched.

Lyon also looked on with admiration. He patted Dao Youming on the shoulder and said, "Well done. The fact that you were able to stand up means that you have overcome your inner fear. Here, take this electric cannon."

Dao Youming tremblingly took the detonator and asked, "Won't this kill someone?"

Lyon laughed and said, "Of course not. The fuse of this detonator burns slowly, and you have enough time to throw it out."

Done.

Lyon struck a match, and the small flame consumed the fuse.

Shila——

Lyon wasn't lying; the fuse did burn a little slower.

Even the slow burning speed was frightening, and Dao Youming was trembling all over: "Big brother, can we throw it away now?"

Leon shook his head and said, "Not yet. My purpose in using the detonator is to test your courage, so you have to wait until the last second before you can throw it out."

"What? The last second?"

Dao Youming watched as the fuse of the detonator in his hand grew shorter and shorter, and it looked like it was about to explode. "Damn it, I don't care!"

Dao Youming was about to throw the detonator away.

Lyon was prepared and shouted, "Hold him down!"


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