Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 261 Jumping off the building

But when we got to the restroom, all the stalls were full.

When I knocked on the door, it was full of classmates.

Huang Xiaogui, bent over and sticking out his butt, banged on the door: "Hurry up, class is about to start!"

A classmate's voice came from inside: "What's the rush? I'm known as the Silver Spear That Never Falls!"

All day long, Huang Xiaogui and his classmates were helping each other with hardness!

One morning.

Li Jian taught three classes in a row.

Everywhere they went, they were greeted with cheers and received a warm welcome from the students.

Seeing this, the head of discipline couldn't help but exclaim, "This young Li is truly remarkable! It's been so many years since I've seen such vibrant life and flourishing of all things. I'll have him give a public lesson so that all the teachers in the school can learn from his experience!"

Mr. Chen, who has a Mediterranean complex, chimed in, "I agree with the director's insight!"

There are no classes in the afternoon.

Li Jian drove to Tseung Kwan O.

Lyon informed him to attend a training session.

As for what kind of training it is, I won't go into details, but it's definitely going to be very intense.

The first subject is called Overcoming Fear.

Lyon found a man who looked a lot like Ru Hua and asked everyone if anyone dared to kiss her.

The eldest brother volunteered, but little did he know that this man was not only ugly, but also had a terrible stench that made him feel nauseous just by being near him.

After a few seconds of staring at each other, the senior security guard gave in.

The senior security guard said, "Hey, Master, while I agree with your idea, learning should progress from simple to complex. Do we really need to start with something this difficult right away?"

Lyon nodded: "You're right, let's do something different."

Lyon rummaged through his toolbox for a while, then grabbed a lump of shit and said, "I have a lump of shit in my hand. Who dares to touch it?"

The security guard, who looked like Lee Lik-chi, said, "With so many things to play with, why would you play with something as disgusting as poop?"

Leon snorted and said disdainfully, "You say that because you think you're highly educated and that you're arrogant enough to think that shit is filthy, just like your mother or aunt told you from childhood that expensive things are terrifying."

Even if this pile of shit doesn't smell bad, you'll still look down on it.

Even if a ghost doesn't bite you, you'll still feel scared.

All we need to do now is reverse this mindset; if you have the guts, come and challenge it now.

The security guard, who looked like Lee Lik-chi, sneered and stepped forward, sticking a finger into the excrement. Then, holding up his feces-covered finger, he said smugly, "Now that I've encountered it, what's the point? I don't think it's of any use."

As he spoke, he pulled a tissue from his pocket, intending to wipe the feces clean.

Available in the next second.

A lump of excrement covered his face, and his eyes felt sore and astringent, as if his entire face was covered in excrement.

Then came an incomparable stench that made his eyes water uncontrollably.

"Ahhh-"

The security guard, who looked like Lee Lik-chi, screamed and collapsed to the ground, frantically wiping his face with both hands, trying to remove the excrement.

Lyon shook his head: "As you all can see, this gentleman just can't shake off traditional ideas, so he's terrified as soon as it's applied."

Li Jian watched from the side, frowning deeply.

Lyon's words seem very reasonable at first glance, but upon closer inspection, they contain many flaws.

First of all, excrement and ghosts are completely different substances.

Although feces are smelly and dirty, people may feel disgusted at most when they see them, but they are not afraid.

However, many people have a deep-seated fear of neutrinos, and it is not something that can be made immune to by simple training.

However, Li Jian did not stop him; he wanted to see what other new tricks Lyon had up its sleeve.

Lyon bent down and rummaged around again, holding up a firecracker and saying, "This is a detonator. Even though I know it will take a long time to explode after it's lit, the bravest person would be terrified to hold it, but I'm not afraid!"

Lyon took out a lighter and lit the detonator.

*Swoosh—Bang!*

The fuse burned at an astonishing speed; Li Jian only had time to shout "Watch out!" before the detonator exploded.

Lyon's left hand was blown to smithereens, with flesh and blood flying everywhere.

"Quick, call an ambulance!"

"Why call an ambulance? Get in my car and go to the hospital!"

Li Jian and the others put Lyon into the trunk and sped off to He Qiuqi Hospital.

He Qiuqi Hospital is doing incredibly well these days, with patients filling the hospital to capacity.

It was only thanks to Li Jian calling Ayan that they were able to cut in line.

After taking Lyon to the emergency room, Li Jian was called outside by Ayan to talk.

"long time no see!"

Ah Yan's tone was unfriendly, "Are you playing me? You promised to treat me to a meal but nothing happened. You haven't texted or called me. I'm starting to think you've disappeared from this world."

Li Jian chuckled twice: "I've been busy lately, haven't I? We've been sending quite a few people to your compound for that kidnapping case last time."

Ayan rolled her eyes at him: "I just want a straight answer from you, do you like me or not?"

"I like you!"

Before Li Jian could speak, a man wearing a dirty short-sleeved shirt and a yellow hard hat stood in front of Ayan, holding a bouquet of flowers.

It was the beggar who was saved by Ayan.

The beggar scratched his crotch and said, "I've found a job. I'm not a beggar anymore."

Ayan said somewhat awkwardly, "I don't like doing odd jobs on construction sites."

The beggar grinned and scratched his crotch, saying, "I'm not a casual construction worker anymore, I'm a long-term construction worker now."

Ah Yan tilted her head and gave an awkward but polite smile: "I don't like people who are uneducated."

The beggar, looking utterly disappointed, scratched his crotch with one hand and walked away dejectedly.

Li Jian sniffed the air; the stench of the beggar still lingered. "Wow, Ayan, does this beggar harass you often? Should I get someone to teach him a lesson?"

Ayan was startled and hurriedly said, "No, he's a man who has suffered a lot. His life has finally started to improve. Besides, he only came to the hospital to see me and didn't interfere with my life."

Ayan knew that Li Jian was a policeman, and a fairly high-ranking one at that.

He could easily make himself look like a beggar.

Li Jian patted Ayan's soft little hand and said, "Relax, I was just joking. But if he harasses Ayan again, I won't be polite!"

"Hmph, who told you to be so polite?" Ayan tried to pull her little hand away, but when she couldn't, she let him hold it.

Just as the two were about to have a private chat, the entire hospital suddenly erupted in chaos.

A female cleaner shouted, "Something terrible has happened! A patient is going to jump off the building!"

"Jump off the building?"

A group of nurses rushed toward the exit, and several doctors followed them.

Li Jian exclaimed in surprise, "I didn't expect the doctors at your hospital to be so responsible, so anxious when they saw a patient jumping off a building."