Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 239 Chongguang Mental Hospital

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The girl looked at the brand-new exam paper in front of her and for a moment she didn't know whether Li Jian was serious or joking.

Seeing the girl's discomfiture, Li Jian revealed a triumphant smile.

The clever and mischievous girl knew perfectly well that Li Jian was joking, and cried out, "Brother, are you playing a trick on me?!"

Li Jian shrugged: "You said it yourself, that you'd do whatever I asked."

The girl sullenly remained in the passenger seat, determined not to leave that day.

In fact, given Li Jian's current abilities, he could send a girl to heaven with a single finger.

Karen Mok, with her short black hair, was indeed quite attractive, and Li Jian really couldn't bring himself to make a move.

"You can come with me, but we'll agree on three rules!"

Li Jian sat in the driver's seat and fastened his seatbelt.

The girl was overjoyed upon hearing this: "Don't mention three chapters, even thirty or three hundred chapters would be fine."

Li Jian held up one finger: "First rule, shut up now!"

"why?"

"Say one more word and get out of here!" Li Jian glanced at the girl indifferently, and she immediately wilted.

Li Jian started the car and sped off to Chongguang Mental Hospital.

What are you doing at the mental hospital?

Standing at the entrance of Chongguang Mental Hospital, the girl finally couldn't help but ask a question.

Li Jian said, "Find someone."

"Who are you looking for?"

"If you say another word, I'll shove your head up your ass." Li Jian said calmly.

However, the girl felt a tightness in her buttocks.

It seems the other party really has the ability to shove her head inside.

Li Jian lifted his leg and walked into the gate of the mental hospital.

The girl was still wondering whether her head could fit inside her buttocks.

At least the human brain can't!

The moment Li Jian stepped into the hospital, a sudden gust of wind arose, accompanied by flying sand and stones that whipped the girl's short hair wildly, almost blinding her.

This mental hospital is located in a remote area, but it is exceptionally clean and bright.

The sun was shining brightly when the two of them arrived.

Spring is in full bloom, the sun is shining brightly, the sky is clear and the air is fresh, and the breeze is gentle and the weather is fine.

The two slowly walked into the main building, looking around.

A security guard in uniform suddenly jumped out of a room, pointed his baton at Li Jian, and shouted, "Hey, who are you looking for?"

The girl was startled and quickly hid behind Li Jian.

The security guard shouted, "Visiting hours are over. Please come back this afternoon."

Just as Li Jian was about to take out his ID, he suddenly heard someone shouting from not far away: "Robbery! Robbery!"

The security guard immediately abandoned Li Jian and the other person and ran towards the source of the sound.

Li Jian and the girl A-Qun looked at each other, Li Jian shrugged and continued walking forward.

The mental hospital only has three floors, and the two people were wandering around on the first floor.

A pair of mental patients in hospital gowns are discussing Van Gogh's paintings and books: "Van Gogh was a great artist. He would rather starve himself than not invest his remaining money in his art."

As Li Jian passed by a classroom, he noticed it was filled with nurses and patients.

A shirtless man writes mathematical symbols on a blackboard: "Einstein's theory of relativity has influenced many successful scientific theories in later generations, such as F=ma, which is incorrect."

While Li Jian was deeply shocked, another pair of mentally ill people passed by the two of them, discussing how to film a sequel to "When the Peach Ripens".

The little girl, A-Qun, followed closely behind Li Jian, her small hand unconsciously grabbing his arm: "Brother, I'm so scared."

"What are you afraid of? These are mentally ill people, not neurotic people."

Li Jian actually found these mentally ill people quite endearing; they had forgotten the troubles of the world and found their own paradise.

If you grow tired of worldly life in the future, you can come here to retire.

No wonder Director Shi ultimately chose a mental hospital.

If you want to know who Director Shi is, have you read "Those Things of the Ming Dynasty"?

It is Director Shi's masterpiece.

Li Jian took the little girl's hand in his own.

The girl's small hands were delicate and soft, cool to the touch, and boneless.

Although it was broad daylight, the corridor was still quite shady, so it's understandable that the little girl was scared.

Feeling the warmth of Li Jian's large hand, the girl's cheeks flushed involuntarily.

Are you looking for me?

Before the strange feelings could even develop, a man's voice suddenly rang out.

Immediately after, a man wearing a black baseball cap, black sunglasses, and a black trench coat emerged from around the corner of the stairs.

If it's not Lyon, then who is it?

Among a group of mental patients dressed in white hospital gowns, Leon, in his black trench coat, black sunglasses, and black baseball cap, stood out conspicuously.

It's like a black ink dot in the middle of a white sheet of paper.

When Lyon saw Li Jian, he couldn't help but put his arm around his shoulder: "Brother, we meet again. Thanks for the 1000 yuan."

Li Jian asked, "You can spend money in a mental hospital?"

Leon didn't even turn his head, and said indifferently, "Mental hospitals are also part of society, and they also need to spend money. Look at that old man, he used to be a billionaire. Here, he can stay in a single room and eat whatever he wants."

"Look at that sickly fellow, he's as thin as a bamboo pole. His parents don't care about him, he only eats scraps, he's practically skin and bones."

"how about you?"

Li Jian asked.

Lyon tapped his head with his finger: "I'm smart, I can negotiate with the caregivers, they're all quite nice to me."

"Alright, enough of this nonsense. First, let me ask you, do you believe in UFOs? Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?"

Li Jian nodded and said, "I believe you!"

Lyon reached out and shook Li Jian's hand, saying, "We can communicate. My name is Lyon."

Li Jian said, "My name is Li Jian."

The girl who had just finished exercising also stretched out her small hand: "Me too, I'm A-Qun! I saw you yesterday and you were very, very, very..."

The girl couldn't think of an adjective for a moment.

Lyon picked up the conversation, saying, "Are you trying to say I'm very bold?"

Ah-Qun then asked, "Why were you locked up in a mental hospital if you're so bold?"

Lyon said, "Because I'm not afraid of anything, a lot of people say I'm crazy, and I've lost something."

Lyon suddenly stopped and turned to walk back.

Li Jian and A-Qun asked, "What did you lose?"

Lyon said, "Something important."

Just as Li Jian was about to ask him what he had lost, Ah Qun was still stuck on the previous question: "Why aren't you afraid of anything?"

Leon reached into his trench coat, pulled out a pistol, and asked Ah Qun, "Are you scared of this?"

Ok?

Li Jian's gaze sharpened.

As a firearms expert, Li Jian immediately recognized that the pistol was genuine and already loaded.

Ah Qun, however, said nonchalantly, "Of course I'm not afraid, it's fake."