Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 203 Liu Jiehui

Li Jian reached out to put his arm around Zhang Haowen's slender waist, but Zhang Haowen easily dodged him, saying with disdain, "You reek of alcohol, take a shower first, I don't want to be covered in sweat."

Li Jian, somewhat shamelessly, squeezed next to Zhang Haowen and said, "Anyway, we'll all be covered in sweat later, so I'll give her a kiss first."

"Get out of the way, go take a shower!"

Zhang Haowen is a germaphobe and wouldn't let Li Jian get close at all. She threw a towel at him and said, "Take a shower, or don't even think about touching me!"

This woman is thirty years old.

Since meeting Li Jian, she has become even more beautiful, like a ripe flower oozing honey.

"Then you can't peek while I'm taking a shower!"

Li Jian emphasized this point.

Zhang Haowen, who was in the living room, chuckled and said, "Who cares! If you came back from Thailand, I might take a second look."

Li Jian rushed into the bathroom.

I took off my clothes and threw them aside, then turned on the shower.

The warm water washed over my body, taking away the smell of alcohol and my fatigue.

Women can't expect to take a shower for less than an hour.

It seems that women's matters are more troublesome.

For example, the women's restrooms with perpetual queues, and the women's bathhouses with perpetual queues.

It's much simpler for men.

If you shower for more than five minutes, people will call you a sissy.

Li Jian never takes more than three minutes to shower.

Shampoo was squeezed onto the head, and shower gel was squeezed onto the body.

Washing her hair with one hand and playing with her body with the other.

They were as fast as special forces soldiers.

With his clothes all wet and Zhang Haowen having no change of clothes, Li Jian simply wrapped himself in a bath towel, walked out of the bathroom barefoot, and slowly sat down on the sofa.

Zhang Haowen's house is not big, with one bedroom, a living room/kitchen, and a study.

"Why did you come out?"

Seeing that Li Jian wasn't wearing a shirt, revealing his abs and V-line, Zhang Haowen asked without looking away.

"I came out after I finished washing!"

"I left you stockings and a harbinger of misfortune in the bathroom, didn't you see it?"

"Why did you leave that thing for me?" Li Jian was a little confused.

Zhang Haowen leaned forward and sniffed Li Jian's neck and chest: "Hmph, of course it's to satisfy your little male fetishes. Don't you all like that stuff?"

"Oh my god, I also caught a lingerie thief! That guy specializes in stealing women's underwear!"

"There's also a man who specializes in robbing women's socks!"

"There was also a man who went from floor to floor looking for women's worn shoes, refusing the ones without any smell, specifically the kind with a strong odor..."

Seeing that Zhang Haowen showed no sign of stopping, Li Jian quickly covered her mouth and said, "Stop, stop, stop! You're getting more and more excited. It's like I have this kind of fetish too."

"Hmph, who knows? You men are all the same!"

Zhang Haowen crossed her arms and said angrily.

Looking at the other person's thighs, which had no excess fat and smooth, delicate skin.

My size 36 feet have no dead skin or wrinkles, all ten toes are perfectly straight, my feet don't smell, and my toenails are trimmed evenly and neatly.

In a word.

Food grade.

What's even more amazing is that she's already 30 years old, but there's no sign of her breasts sagging; they're slightly upturned.

Most girls can't compare to her.

Li Jian spread his arms wide and laughed, "Since you've put it that way, wouldn't it be a shame if I didn't do something?"

"What are you doing? Help! The police have committed a crime!"

Zhang Haowen's voice was so powerful that no one in the entire building could sleep well.

The next day it was just dawn.

Then there was a knock on the door.

"Who's disturbing my peaceful sleep so early in the morning?"

Li Jian was so busy that he didn't go to bed until very late yesterday, and he was even thinking of giving his son Kun'er a break.

Zhang Haowen gave him a push: "Go see who it is!"

"Why don't you go? This is your home!" Li Jian lay there like a corpse, not wanting to move at all.

Zhang Haowen sat up straight, revealing her flat stomach with no excess fat and smooth, fair skin like the finest silk: "Okay, I'll go out like this and let everyone see me to their heart's content!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm going, I'm going!"

Li Jian quickly pressed the other person back into bed.

This house is so dilapidated, it's so early in the morning!

Li Jian cursed as he approached the door. Through the peephole, he saw a middle-aged man in a security guard uniform standing outside.

"What's wrong?"

"Open the door," Li Jian asked.

The middle-aged man in the security guard uniform had a kind face, and a smile squeezed out of his chubby face: "Hello sir, I am the security captain of this residential building, my surname is Lu."

"Hello, Officer Lu, what's up?" Li Jian greeted him.

Security guard Lu said, "This morning, Mr. Li, who lives upstairs, complained to our property management that he heard you making love too loudly, which was keeping them from sleeping. So I came to remind you."

The soundproofing in this building isn't very good, so please be quieter when you clap next time.

Sometimes, making love isn't about making the most noise; you also need to pay attention to the posture and angle. I'm the most experienced person in this regard.

Great effort doesn't always guarantee miracles; meticulous, dedicated work yields far better results!

Li Jian: 。 。 。 。 。 。

"Officer Lu, your security team is also responsible for this?"

Li Jian was also amazed that the security guard in this building was actually lecturing him and even teaching him poker skills.

Li Jian really wanted to say that he had seen more movies than Li Jian had eaten meals.

"Jian, who's outside?"

Zhang Haowen's voice came from the inner room, her vocal cords were a little hoarse.

Lu Baoan continued, "Look, your wife's voice is a bit hoarse. It seems that she was quite noisy last night. Mr. and Mrs. Li upstairs have an elderly person in their eighties. I hope you can understand."

Li Jian nodded and said, "Okay, no problem!"

After saying that, Li Jian prepared to close the door.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Lu Baoan's chubby hand blocked the door from closing. "Could you please have your wife come out for a moment? I need to talk to her some more."

"I'm sorry, she's injured and can't see anyone!"

Li Jian refused directly.

"What injury did you sustain?"

"Gunshot wound!" Li Jian slammed the door shut.

"What the hell? Giving me a training session this morning? You've really got me all fired up!"

Li Jian returned to his bedroom.

Zhang Haowen's voice rang out: "Hey, what are you doing?"

blah blah blah!

Li Jianmei took a nice nap and walked out of the Victory Garden residential area with a relaxed expression.

Because of the help of three major tycoons.

Fu Guang was successfully handed over to the police in the north for processing.

Gong Wei also learned of his wife's death, and he was not in a good mental state when they parted.

However, at the handover ceremony, Li Jian saw a familiar face – Director Daquanbaoshi of Guangdong Province.

Because Hong Kong Island is adjacent to Guangdong Province.

Furthermore, this is the first time that Hong Kong Island police have transferred a criminal suspect to the north, which is of great significance.

Director Shi's intervention was both reasonable and legal, and demonstrated his utmost sincerity!

The Deputy Commissioner of Police dispatched by the Hong Kong Island Police Department is Lau Kit-fai (Kwok Tin-wong).