Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 183 Snake Boy's Power

"Mr. Shen, may I ask why you're standing at my door with a sledgehammer and trying to pry open the lock?" Li Jian had been lying in the hospital for several days, and his bones were practically limp. He had finally caught someone, and he couldn't let him get away with it so easily.

Snake Boy's mind was buzzing. He twisted his body but didn't move, knowing he'd met a master: "Big brother, I just wanted to steal a little something, can you just let me go like a fart?"

"Can't let go!"

Hong Sheng jumped off the sofa, walked over to Li Jian, and glared at She Zaiwei with disgust: "He took the money and tried to humiliate me. If I hadn't been quick-witted, he would probably have ruined me!"

Li Jian smiled and said, "Look, my girlfriend has a lot of complaints about you. What should I do?"

"I'm willing to pay the price! I'm willing to pay the price!"

Snake Boy Wei reluctantly pulled a wad of Hong Kong dollars from his pocket: "This is 5000 dollars. I only charged her 1000 dollars back then, but I'll give it all to you now!"

Li Jian didn't even lift his eyelids: "Are you trying to fob me off? I'll give you 5000, and then I'll take one of your hands, how about that?"

Li Jian put his arm around Gang Sheng's slender waist and asked, "Which hand did he touch you with?"

Hong Kong student couldn't remember anything, so he just blurted out, "Right hand!"

Li Jian pointed with his chin: "Go, bring the hammer over here!"

Hong Kong student deftly picked up the hammer and asked hesitantly, "Are we really going to smash it?"

Snake Boy was terrified: "No! My right hand is my lifeline. It has been with me through thick and thin for more than 30 years, enduring countless hardships. I can't live without it!"

"I'll pay, I'll give you all the money I have on me, please forgive me!" Snake Boy Wei saw that the other party didn't seem to be joking.

Li Jian said, "It's fine if you don't smash it."

Snake Boy Wei breathed a sigh of relief, but Li Jian's next words made his heart jump again: "Go see what else is in his bag?"

The Hong Kong student was as obedient as a puppy, bringing over the tool bag like a treasure and turning it upside down.

"Huh? What is this?"

Snake Boy's toolbox contained some strange tools that Hong Kong students didn't recognize.

Li Jian looked very familiar.

In later years, he visited tattoo shops several times and even considered getting himself a third eye or something similar.

Later I felt it was too ugly.

"You always carry your tattoo tools with you? I never knew you were an artist!" Li Jian tied up Sheziwei with plastic cable ties, like he was tying up a pig for the New Year.

Snake Boy Wei cried out for help: "Big Brother, no! You mustn't go down the path of crime, it's not worth it!"

Li Jianchao Gangsheng said, "Shut him up!"

Hong Sheng was quite scared at first, after all, this was a man who had bullied her in the past, and she had a psychological shadow on him.

You can see that he is tied up tightly and has no power to resist.

Hong angrily swung his hammer and smashed it into Snake Boy Wai's mouth.

Click!

Snake Boy Wei shut his mouth instantly, his teeth shattering on the ground.

The intense pain made even screaming a luxury for Snake Boy.

Broken teeth mixed with blood dripped onto the floor, the stench of blood was somewhat pungent.

Hong Kong student quickly dropped his tools and hammer and hid behind Li Jian: "That was scary!"

Li Jian was speechless.

You're the one who hit him; you were just looking excited.

"Go find a basin, don't let the blood splatter everywhere!"

Hong Kong student was startled: "Brother Jian, there's no need to kill him, hand him over to the police."

Li Jian turned to look at Gang Sheng and said innocently, "Who said we were going to kill someone?"

"Then why did you ask me to get the basin?"

The Hong Kong student gave me a look that said, "Don't think I'm stupid, I haven't seen pig slaughter before. It's similar to this. They tie the pig up and then stab it in the neck to bleed it out."

slam-la-

A strong smell of urine rose up, and yellow liquid dripped down Snake Boy's trouser leg onto the floor.

Hearing the two men discussing bloodletting and pig slaughter with such impunity, Snake Boy Wei peed himself.

Hong Kong student jumped onto Li Jian's back: "Brother Jian, he peed on your child!"

Li Jian frowned deeply: "How disgusting!"

"Waaaaah—Big brother, I was really wrong, I deserve to die, I shouldn't have bullied Miss Gang Sheng, I'm not human, I'm an animal, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a baby swimming in an egg, I was abandoned by my family because I was ugly since I was a child, I grew up eating garbage, please don't kill me!"

Snake Boy Wei was crying and sniffling, looking as miserable as could be. "Big Brother, as long as you don't kill me, I'll give you all my money."

"All the money I've earned over the years, I've hidden on a boat at the dock, it's over a million, and it's all yours!"

More than 100 million Hong Kong dollars.

That wasn't a small number in the 90s!

Think about it, in the North during that period, a monthly salary was only one or two hundred yuan.

One million is enough to buy several courtyard houses in Yanjing.

Li Jian temporarily forgave him for urinating and asked Gang Sheng to write down the location of the money.

He dialed Jimmy's cell phone: "Hey Jimmy, this is Li Jian. You need to get on a boat at a pier right now..."

Jimmy spends all his time smuggling goods up north, so he knows that area very well.

Seeing Snake Boy's miserable state, Li Jian really felt a little sorry for him.

But the thought of his childhood goddess being harassed by him while getting tattoos made Li Jian's pity vanish instantly: "Blame yourself for being a lecher!"

"Strip him naked!"

Li Jian directed Hong Sheng to strip Snake Boy Wei naked, and then used his tools to tattoo a few words on Snake Boy Wei's body.

Because he wasn't a professional, Snake Boy Wei screamed in pain.

"Serve the country with utmost loyalty!"

Although Hong Kong students only have primary school education, they still understand the importance of loyalty to the country.

"Don't stop!"

Gang Sheng continued reading: "The smoke of war rises, the land stretches northward, the dragon riders gallop with their horses, their swords flashing like frost, their hearts are as vast as the Yellow River, for twenty years they have traversed the land, who can stand against them... I am willing to defend the land and restore the Jiang."

Suddenly, Hong Kong student looked up and asked, "What character is this?"

"Oh, I don't know how to write the character '疆' in '疆场', so I'm using pinyin instead." Li Jian hadn't written anything in a long time; before he transmigrated, he was a mobile phone enthusiast.

Not to mention that the characters used on Hong Kong Island are mostly traditional Chinese.

Hong Kong student hugged Li Jian with an expression of admiration: "Brother Jian, I never knew you could write poetry, I really admire you so much!"

Li Jian thought for a moment and figured that since Teacher Tu's song hadn't been released yet, it wouldn't be considered plagiarism.

"And what are these other patterns?"

Hong Kong student pointed to several dark circles and asked.

Li Jian said, "Isn't this just an illustration for a poem? Look, this is a horse, this is a dragon, this is a person, and this is the Great Wall and the grassland."

The poem he held told the story of Yue Fei's unwavering loyalty to his country, his drive back of the Jin invaders, and the recovery of lost territories.

Li Jian is tireless in his teaching, and Hong Kong students are diligent in their studies.

Only Snake Boy's back was covered with tattoos, completely filled with words.

In addition to words, there are also pictures.

There were also corrections made to areas that I was not satisfied with.

Gang Sheng said, "Brother Jian, you're such a good person. You actually gave him such a good poem. It's so unfair! I want one too!"

Snake Boy Wei felt like cursing.

Bastard! Bastard!