Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 60 The Power of the Forgiveness Hat

Faced with the crazed Sister Feng and Zhao Zhao.

Li Jian took out a book of 300 children's songs from his bag, opened it to the first page, and said: "Enjoy life while you can, for tomorrow you may die."

The women were stunned, staring blankly at him.

"Damn it, why did you abandon us?"

"Do you know how far it is from Women's Street to here? Zhao Zhao and I walked for three hours, damn it!"

"Tell me, how will you compensate us?"

Sister Feng punched Li Jian in the chest. The intense pain made it impossible for Li Jian to see her face clearly.

Li Jian raised the flag in surrender: "I am at your disposal, heroine."

When Sister Feng saw Li Jian back down, she spat and said, "Pah! All you ever do is play the victim. From now on, you'll be in charge of all the housework—washing dishes, mopping the floor, and cooking. If you don't do it well, I'll beat you to death!"

Li Jian raised both hands in agreement: "Agreed!"

Zhao Zhao's eyes fell on the coffee table, and her anger flared up: "So, you're drinking alone at home!"

Zhao Zhao picked up the wine bottle and shook it, only to find it was empty.

Sister Feng, with her sharp eyes, grabbed the two wine glasses: "Why do you need two glasses to drink alone? You bastard, tell me honestly, what were you doing at home just now?"

"Grandpa, the bedroom door is closed!"

Zhao Zhao jumped up and went straight to open the door.

Click—the bedroom door opened.

"Ah!" This exclamation came from Gang Sheng on the ship.

"what!"

This shout came from Zhao Zhao: "Li Jian, you bastard, I'll fight you to the death!"

Zhao Zhao never expected that Li Jian would bring another woman home and even let her stay in the bedroom and sleep in her bed.

It's lawless!

Feng Jie Zu peeked through the crack in the door and saw Gang Sheng in the bedroom. She was completely stunned.

She, who had just been going berserk, was now like a statue, showing no reaction whatsoever.

Zhao Zhao swung a pillow at Li Jian in a brutal attack. When she turned around, she saw Feng Jie Zu standing there dumbfounded, seemingly lost in thought.

"Azu, what's wrong with you? Come and beat this bastard to death!"

Sister Feng remained calm as she stepped away from Li Jian's chest.

Li Jian sensed something was wrong and quickly grabbed Feng Jie's hand: "Grandma, where are you going?"

Sister Feng turned around and glanced at him: "Let go!"

Li Jian was startled.

Sister Feng's gaze was frighteningly cold, as if she were looking at a stranger.

"Azu, hit me, yell at me, do whatever you want as long as it helps you vent your anger!" Li Jian felt that if he let go, he might lose this hot girl with a great figure forever.

Sister Feng asked, "Really, anything is fine?"

Uh—Li Jian got stuck.

Feng Jie pointed at Gang Sheng in the room: "If I ask you to kick this woman out and never have another woman again, would you agree?"

this--

Ding!

Three options appeared in front of Li Jian.

[Option 1: Go with the flow. Drive Gang Sheng away and never see another woman again. Reward: A dog leash. Put it on yourself; you'll be a police dog from now on.]

[Option Two: Fall in love with someone else. Reject Sister Feng, choose Gang Sheng, and spend time alone with Zhao Zhao. Reward: A bottle of pesticide. Drinking it will land you in the dark room.]

Option 3: Only children make choices; a real man wants it all. Reward: The Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine (Original Version)

After looking at these three options, Li Jian knew what he had to do.

Li Jian looked at Feng Jie's grandmother and said, "Grandma, I can't lose you, just like the West can't lose Jerusalem."

Feng Jie's eyes softened: "So, you agree to drive that wild woman away?"

"Only children make choices; we are all adults."

Li Jian pulled Feng Jiezu into his arms, saying, "I want them all!"

Sister Feng's expression turned cold again. "Impossible!"

Li Jian remained silent: "Is there really absolutely no possibility?"

Sister Feng, with her bloodshot eyes, looked at Li Jian and said, "If that's the case, I'd rather be a prostitute."

Li Jian sighed.

He never expected Sister Feng's ancestor to be so fierce.

A woman who was willing to become a prostitute for money can be incredibly loyal in a relationship once she changes her mind.

indeed.

Ever since Sister Feng reformed herself, Li Jian has never seen her smile at another man.

She reserved all her gentleness and smiles for herself.

Even the seemingly unrestrained and magnanimous Sister Feng could only tolerate Li Jian.

As for Zhaozhao.

Sister Feng's ancestors always treated her like takeout.

However, the appearance of Hong Kong students made Sister Feng feel a sense of crisis.

Such a beautiful girl, she might actually make Li Jian fall in love with someone else.

This is something that Sister Feng's ancestors could not tolerate.

She would rather Li Jian go out and find prostitutes than have him bring back an empress.

"Ah Zu, I'm worse than an animal, I deserve to die, I'm not human, I'm trash, I should die in a gang fight, I should be locked in a dark room forever, never to see the light of day again!"

"Don't worry, I won't find another man after I leave you. When you've thought it through, I'll still be yours." Sister Feng didn't give him a chance to speak again and said decisively.

"Not even a sliver of room for maneuver?"

"no!"

Li Jian sighed and made a grabbing motion from the void: "You forced me to do this."

Feng Jie's eyes were full of doubt.

Because she couldn't see what Li Jian was holding in his hands.

【Forgiveness Hat: A magical gadget from the world of Doraemon (To get by in life, you have to wear a little green on your head)】

[Item Effect: Love is a light, green hearts tremble. Anyone wearing this hat will unconditionally choose to forgive him/her.]

Li Jian was somewhat reluctant to part ways.

But he had no choice.

"Azu, I really can't live without you, please forgive me!"

Li Jian placed a bright green hat on Sister Feng's head.

Something magic happened.

The moment the "forgiveness hat" was put on, Sister Feng felt a flash of green light before her eyes.

Li Jian looked at Sister Feng with a nervous expression.

Since receiving the "forgiveness hat," Li Jian has never had the chance to use it.

This is also his first time using such a supernatural item, and he doesn't know how effective it will be.

The rewards from the system, like Xingyi Quan and shooting proficiency, were acceptable, but the "forgiveness hat" was something that simply didn't belong to this dimension.

At this time.

Gang Sheng, dressed, came out of the house and said, "Ah Jian, I'm the one who shouldn't be staying here. I'm leaving!"

The Hong Kong students have just finished their studies and are overworking their brains.

She was wearing dirty clothes and looked like a poor young female college student.

I feel pity for you.

"No, don't leave."

When Sister Feng opened her mouth, Zhao Zhao, the little gossip girl, was stunned.

Sister Feng grabbed Gang Sheng's hand.

At this moment, the ice and snow on Sister Feng's face melted away, and she smiled like a flower. "What are you saying, sister? What do you mean I shouldn't stay here? It was my fault just now. I said those things in a moment of panic."

Upon hearing this, Li Jian's mouth dropped open.

Are the items given by the system really that powerful?

It can actually influence a person's thinking, it's simply incredible!

Hong Sheng was also completely bewildered. He was pulled to sit on the sofa by Sister Feng and asked, "What's your sister's name?"

“Hong Kong student”.

"That sounds beautiful. From now on, little sister, you can treat this place as your own home and stay as long as you want. Oh, by the way, I just bought two new outfits. Come and try them on and see if they fit."

Gang Sheng was led into the house by Sister Feng, like a puppet on a string.