Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 34 The Big Fool



Chapter 34 The Big Fool

The gangster, acting all high and mighty, said, "Who are you? We don't welcome outsiders in Saigon, get out of here!"

Li Jian smiled and said, "Excuse me, I'm a policeman. Please show me to your boss."

"Depend on!"

The gangster raised his middle finger: "So what if you're a cop? Our boss got here by voting. Even the councilors give our boss face. Get lost!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!"

Li Jian grabbed the gangster's middle finger and gently bent it: "Excuse me, I can't hear well. Say what you just said again."

The gangster was in so much pain that tears streamed down his face.

Begging for mercy.

"Big brother, big brother, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Li Jian kicked him and sent him tumbling: "Take me to see your boss!"

Although the gangster was unconvinced, Li Jian followed behind him.

"Hurry up, Mom! Haven't you eaten yet?"

Even the gangsters would cry.

Who exactly is the gangster?

The gangster led Li Jian to an open space.

"Boss, this officer wants to see you."

The gangster, with a mournful face, quickly ran behind a man who looked remarkably like Cheng Kui-an.

The gangster cried and complained, "Boss, that cop came up and started hitting people, and even said he was going to flatten Saigon!"

The man is eating fish.

Hearing this, he put down his chopsticks, glanced at Li Jian, and said, "Like a toad yawning, what a big mouth you have. Flatten Saigon? Do you think I, the Saigon Fool, am dead?"

Saigon Big Fool?

Li Jian suddenly realized and laughed, "So you're their boss?"

Big Fool said with a defiant look on his face, "Officer, don't make false accusations. I'm a law-abiding citizen and a legitimate businessman!"

Li Jian almost burst out laughing when he saw the waterwheels parked all over the open space.

"So you're a legitimate businessman, then there's no problem. I didn't come here today to cause you trouble."

Li Jian has no intention of using force; he has always tried to win people over with virtue.

"Get me a car, the price is negotiable."

However, things did not develop as Li Jian had hoped.

Big Fool spat and said disdainfully, "You think you can just do whatever you want with cars? Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? How are you going to settle this score with my brother?"

Li Jian squinted: "What do you suggest we do?"

Big Fool chuckled and said, "You hit my younger brother, so you definitely have to pay for his medical expenses. I think we should just give him 20 yuan and let him buy some nutritional supplements to help him recover."

Ding!

The Immortal-level Selection System is activated.

Three options appeared in front of Li Jian.

Option 1: Settle things amicably and pay for medical expenses. Reward: Gain the gangster's favor; you might become good friends.

Option Two: Refuse reconciliation and refuse to give any points. Completion Reward: A Forgiveness Hat (Doraemon's magical gadget)

Option 3: Repay the debt with your body. Reward: Obtain the title "Fencing Master," which will grant you victory in every fencing match.

Li Jian's body was numb.

I'm discovering for the first time that having too many choices isn't a good thing; it's so hard to choose!

After a fierce ideological struggle.

Li Jian ultimately chose the second option between the third and the first—refusing to settle and refusing to pay the settlement!

"20? Isn't that too little? How about 200 million?"

Li Jian looked at Da Sha and said.

Big Fool's smile vanished: "What are you talking about? Do you want to fight?"

The gangster underling had been waiting for a long time, and he pursed his lips and made a soft sound.

In an instant, dozens of henchmen surrounded Li Jian from all directions.

These thugs were armed with machetes, iron bars, and beer bottles.

An ordinary person would be so frightened by this scene that their legs would go weak.

Li Jian glanced at it indifferently and asked, "Assaulting a police officer is a serious crime. Do you really need to go this far?"

Big Fool laughed and said, "What, scared? If you're scared, admit your mistake and say sorry to my little brother, but not a penny less than 20!"

Li Jian nodded and began to take off his clothes.

Big Fool said, "Officer, we're all straight. You want to sell yourself to pay off your debts..."

The words were not finished.

Li Jian had already thrown a punch.

Big Fool screamed as two bloody front teeth flew into the air.

"Hack him!"

Big Fool coughed up blood from his mouth and nose, in excruciating pain, and pointed at Li Jian, shouting.

A group of henchmen charged forward with howls, brandishing all sorts of weapons, and started attacking Li Jian.

Li Jian is like a tiger descending from the mountain, a tiger among sheep.

Li Jian formed his hands into claws and grabbed a gangster's arm, pulling it gently.

Kara—the gangster's arm was twisted into a pretzel.

"what!"

The gangster let out a pig-like scream, clutching his injured arm and rolling on the ground.

Li Jian suddenly retreated, dodging two machetes.

Then, with a thrust of his hips, he used his hips to drive his elbows, ramming into the arms of the two thugs wielding knives.

The two thugs felt a powerful force coming at them.

A sharp pain shot through my chest, and I was lifted off the ground uncontrollably.

The two men screamed and fell backward, knocking down four or five thugs.

Li Jian's moves were lightning fast.

These gangsters couldn't keep up with his movements.

The master-level Xingyi Quan combined with the beginner-level Lightning Five-Strike Whip, two unparalleled martial arts, created an effect greater than the sum of its parts.

Li Jian adopted the footwork of Xingyi Quan, and his hands moved in succession.

catch!

Change!

send!

Li Jian's two arms transformed into two steel whips, striking down any gangsters he struck.

They were either broken bones and torn tendons, or bruised and swollen faces; they were almost never able to win a single battle.

Even the big fool was dumbfounded.

Standing behind his henchmen, he shouted, "Chop him up! Chop him on the head! Hey, what's going on? So many of you and you still can't hit him!"

Li Jian gave him a smile.

Da Sha was so scared his hair stood on end.

Li Jian rushed towards Da Sha.

Big Fool turned and ran, shouting as he ran, "Stop him!"

Li Jian delivered a left front kick and a right roundhouse kick, sending the two thugs who tried to stop him spitting blood and staggering backward.

The other gangsters were already terrified, holding machetes and clubs and not daring to approach.

this moment.

These gangsters only realized it then.

The man in front of you is not someone you can kill by sheer numbers.

If they can't win a fight, who would be willing to go up and die?

They can't be blamed for this.

Saigon Big Fool is the boss himself, but he's a smuggler and a black market merchant.

This kind of guy isn't like Chan Ho-nam, who's always shouting for violence.

Therefore, his underlings are also weak and submissive.

There are no ruthless characters like those in airplanes.

A raging soldier, and a raging nest.

The boss, Da Sha, is a coward, and his underlings are even more pathetic.

Staying put is considered extremely loyal to Da Sha.

Li Jian called out from behind, "Hey idiot, don't run away! I'm here to do business."

The big fool didn't even turn his head.

"I don't believe you! Do you think I'm stupid? It would be crazy not to run away!"

He had only taken two steps when he heard a whooshing sound behind him.

Bah!

Da Sha felt a powerful force strike him, and then he was thrown forward uncontrollably.

Pfft!

Big Fool fell flat on his face.

Just as Da Sha, who was dazed and confused from the fall, was about to get up, a foot stepped on his head: "Hey, you idiot, why are you running away? Is this how you treat your guests?"

Big Fool knew he'd met his match and quickly begged for mercy: "Brother, I was blind to your greatness, please forgive me."

Li Jian asked, "What about the 20 yuan in medical expenses? Should I apologize to your younger brother?"

Big Fool hated that little brother to death, but he forced a smile and said, "No need, no need. That kid didn't even break a skin, why would he need medical expenses?"

Li Jian wiped non-existent beads of sweat from his forehead and said, "Your brother has settled his score, but what about mine?"


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