Talisman Store

Chapter 9 It's Scary, It's Scary

The higher the level of the monsters, the more supernatural powers they will naturally have, and they will have the means to have children.But even if the children are born, they are all men, and what to do if the breasts are deflated and have no milk. Of course, they have to catch some lactating beasts, or buy goat milk, cow milk, etc., or buy milk powder.But most of the cubs of monsters are almost all rough-raised. It is too troublesome to make milk powder on time. Most of them just soak in a pot and warm them with magic. When the son is hungry, he will grab his son and let him lie on the side of the pot Drink milk, and then catch another place when you are full.

Compared with the two, Goudan's treatment is simply too good.A little bit of milk leaked out accidentally, so you don't have to lick it yourself, Ye Xiaolou quickly wiped off the gauze, and you don't have to be caught after drinking, the bottle is taken away, and there are small toys to play with.

Unlike the strong body of the monster cub, Goudan's body is weak, as if it could be broken with a single poke, which made the two boys stand by and watch eagerly, not daring to reach out.When Goudan fell asleep, the two of them leaned over to take a look, then touched it carefully, and immediately hammered their hearts with a 'thump, bang' and said: "It's too scary, it's too scary, he can threaten us. Squeeze, this must be a big monster!"

"He's still a child." Ye Xiaolou put Goudan on the crib, led the two boys to the other side, and began to ask them some questions.

Both guys are over 90 years old, and they are still very small cubs. The reason why they turned into ten-year-olds is because they ate a kind of fruit secretly at home. The real human form of the two is not much bigger than a dog egg. But he already knows how to crawl, and is about to learn to walk. As for the prototype, it is an existence that can go to the sky and enter the earth just after birth, so it is naturally extremely powerful.

Sitting on the sofa and talking, the two little guys twisted their bodies together, and then a hairy, black tail protruded from the back of the buttocks, swaying quietly, and could still pose.

"Dad told us to continue to study at home. I'm about to throw up. Sir, how do human beings come up with so much knowledge? There are piles of textbooks that don't contain heavy samples. Especially in universities, just a major is enough. There are hundreds of them, my father told us to learn them all, in which life we ​​can learn them all."

"This time my dad got some books for us to read again, and I got dizzy from reading them, so I stole the car keys and ran out while Dad and the others were having sex in the room. Damn, that broken car is the same as It’s like paper, and it’s not easy to drive. It’s said to be fully automatic and you have to control the steering wheel with your hands. Once you step on the accelerator, you go down..."

The two children talked one after another, and finally complained, and their stomachs growled.

Seeing that it was about the same time, Ye Xiaolou picked up Goudan, who was wrapped in a soft quilt, and took the two children out of the specialty store and back to their place of residence.As soon as he got home, Goudan woke up, Xiao Pang held Ye Xiaolou's fingers, holding his breath.

"Ah, please bear with me, I'll turn on the air conditioner first and then change the diapers for you." Ye Xiaolou finished everything in a hurry, and then helped the two children down a big pot of noodles.Although they are still cubs, they belong to the group of small children, but their appetite is definitely large enough. Add some vegetables and eggs to the noodles, and throw in a few pieces of ham. It is simply a joy to eat.

The two children were asked to sleep in the guest room, and Ye Xiaolou also took the dog egg back to the room to sleep, because it was a bit late, everyone fell asleep almost as soon as they touched the pillows, and it was already daylight when they woke up.With his eyes almost closed, Ye Xiaolou changed Goudan's diapers and made milk powder for him in a daze, and then led the two children out for breakfast.

The hole where the building was hit last night was finally discovered, but everyone who saw it was amazed. They really couldn't imagine that it rained last night, so why did it make a hole?Ye Xiaolou returned to the store, and was about to wait for the parents of the two children to come to find someone, but the parents couldn't find it, and another stranger came, oh no, it was a monster.

"You are a customer when you enter the store. You can take a look at the talismans in my store." Ye Xiaolou was helping Goudan to change clothes. Just now, Goudan insisted on holding the milk bottle by himself, but he couldn't hold it firmly. The bottle spilled a lot of milk, and the clothes Dirty.Goudan doesn't like to wear dirty clothes, and refuses to sleep after drinking milk, and looks at Ye Xiaolou eagerly, waiting to change clothes.

After changing clothes and patting Goudan to sleep again, Ye Xiaolou went to greet the new customers.Only now did he notice that the man who came today turned out to be a rare handsome guy, with a straight nose, sharp brows and star-like eyes. He was wearing a neat black suit, a green shirt, and green leather shoes, but there was nothing wrong with him. It's not obtrusive, just like the green color of frogs, people can tell at a glance that people are green in themselves, not dyed with lotus leaf juice secretly.

However, the handsome guy was a bit unexpected to Ye Xiaolou, he didn't come to the store to buy talismans, but asked two children to ask his teacher for a crime.

"That's my house, but you broke it down and ran away without saying a word. It's really rude." The handsome guy said to the two children, "Either help me fix the house, or I'll find yours." The parents talked about it." Turning around and seeing Goudan looking at him curiously, the handsome guy's expression eased, he fished in his pocket, took out a khaki-yellow ball and handed it to Goudan, "It's the first time we met , A meeting gift for you, this is a kind of Tai Sui, even if you don’t eat it, it’s good for your health if you keep it by your side.”

"Thank you." Seeing Goudan holding the ball and playing with it, Ye Xiaolou hurriedly helped to thank him, and quickly took out a gift in return, "This is a curing talisman, and it can protect the house to a certain extent by sticking it on the house. damaged."

The handsome guy accepted it gratefully, and he insisted on giving Ye Xiaolou part of the money, because this curing talisman is very important to him.And this handsome guy is also a monster, but unlike the powerful monster who can smash a hole into a wall with his head, his body is relatively fragile and belongs to another kind of monster.

Just like the legends in various stories, in the world of the sun, the underworld, etc., there is also a kind of monster that is born, exists, and survives based on the belief of nothingness.The living environment of this kind of monster is relatively harsh, and it is also very fragile. It is possible to be hurt.

So no matter whether it was because of respect for this handsome guy or because of his taboo, Ye Xiaolou didn't ask about his round shape, and even because the house he lived in might reveal his identity, Ye Xiaolou didn't ask for it. help.But the handsome guy obviously has a good impression of Goudan and Ye Xiaolou, and he doesn't even mean to blame the two children who caused trouble, and he even mentioned his identity to Ye Xiaolou. And invited him to his home as a guest.

So what kind of monster is this?

Knowing the truth, Ye Xiaolou felt a little speechless, but he was speechless, because the handsome guy is very handsome, and he himself is a monster that exists by virtue of his appearance. It has existed for a long, long time when human beings began to understand aesthetics, and Because there are more and more human beings in recent years, and there are more and more beautiful people, the strength of the handsome guy is still rising, and his appearance is getting higher and higher, so when he appeared, Ye Xiaolou didn't pay attention to other things at all , just pay attention to his face.

Although the house they live in depends on that building, the furnishings inside are exceptionally noble and elegant, not much better than that of Uncle Ye Xiaolou's small courtyard. The two styles are equally excellent and outrageous.

"My floor-to-ceiling window was smashed, and there are more than a dozen floors, deck chairs, coffee tables and hanging baskets beside the floor-to-ceiling windows." The handsome guy pointed to the messy corner and said, "I was watching the night scene last night, but who knew that it flew over suddenly A dark guy that scared me."

"It's not difficult to repair." Ye Xiaolou smiled and rubbed the child's head, asking him to help.It occupies a very large area and the room is very large. Ye Xiaolou wandered around holding Goudan, while explaining in a low voice, "Goudan, this place is actually a different space. This is the supernatural power of that handsome guy. When we are standing now The place where it is located is actually the inside of this building, and this different space depends on the building to exist, if the building collapses, the different space will disappear.”

Looking curiously with his wide eyes open, Goudan stretched out his hand, trying to grab a handful of air to feel the touch.

After helping to repair the house and using the curing talisman, the two children sincerely apologized, the handsome guy forgave them, and asked everyone to stay for dinner.It's just that the meal is ready, but the handsome guy wants to take out an extra bowl and put it aside, as well as bowls and chopsticks, etc. Ye Xiaolou was curious, but he didn't have the nerve to ask, but the handsome guy said it himself. "I like someone and I can't be together, so I can only miss him in this way. Don't worry about it." This handsome guy who is almost at the peak of his appearance turned out to be an infatuated person.

"Maybe I can help you." Ye Xiaolou took out the baby bottle and milk can, and helped the dog egg to make milk powder.When everyone was eating just now, Goudan kept looking at the dishes and smashed his mouth, but he can't eat now, so he can only watch helplessly. Now he finally drinks milk, it's like Like someone robbed him, he drank fast.

"I didn't know your talisman specialty store before. Every time I saw it, I would miss it. I thought it was opened by a liar. Who knows that only those who are destined can see it." The handsome guy said it very calmly, and he didn't hide it awkwardly. Hiding his feelings, he talked to Ye Xiaolou and his two children.

Speaking of it, it was a long, long time ago. At that time, the human race had just developed, and there were not many of them. The handsome guy was born not long ago, and he was very weak, but he looked good, no matter in the human race or in the monster race. , are very popular.On one of his outings, he met a man who was about to die of starvation, so he helped him find some food in a soft heart.

Sometimes fate is like a pie in the sky, which suddenly falls down.The handsome guy who was born not long ago undoubtedly saved a man. The two of you saw each other right when you came and went. Anyway, the unmarried man and the unmarried man will have a private life and plan to get married according to the rules of the human race. , Since then, they will stay together forever, which is also a good story.

But the good times didn't last long, the handsome guy's appearance was so good-looking, somehow it was heard by a big beast, who came to take a look and was overjoyed.The way the murderer expressed his love was to eat his own stomach, and because he liked his body so much and was too hungry, he even ate his own body, leaving only one head alive.Back then, although the handsome guy was good-looking, but his strength was mediocre, his lover stepped forward and was eaten by the beast instead of the handsome guy.

When his lover is eaten, his heart will be empty. The handsome guy spends all day crying, hoping that he can increase his strength as soon as possible and kill the beast.

This is simply a pitiful tragedy. Fortunately, the handsome guy is good-looking enough to finally move Empress Nuwa, so she shot out the soul of the beast, but did not take out the soul of the lover in the beast, because the soul has been taken out. It has digested a lot, and it has to be kept in the body of the beast to continue to warm up, and it can only be taken out when it is actually mature.

Those are very, very old stories, so that the Nuwa Empress has become a legend, and even most spirits don't think it really existed, let alone the very, very ancient era.However, the existence of the handsome guy is evidence, which can prove what happened at the beginning. Even though many characters have no way to verify it, the murderer's body really exists, and the lover's soul is still there, which is enough.

After loving someone for thousands of years, and being separated by two places, Ye Xiaolou thinks that the handsome guy is really infatuated, and this marriage is enough to move the world.

Now that they met, Ye Xiaolou felt that he might have a chance to help, so he put out a hanging board on the spot and did a divination. Miaomiaomiao, nobleman!

This is a hang for the handsome guy, the meaning is obvious, he will eventually see the moonlight, and the time to reunite with his lover will come soon.

Among them, Ye Xiaolou...