bookcurios Chapter 129: Censor Xie, besides loving to gnaw on chicken butts, he also likes to lick it※※!
Chapter 129: Censor Xie, besides loving to gnaw on chicken butts, he also likes to lick it※※!
Di Jingyan never expected that this woman would change her mind faster than turning the pages of a book!
"My dear, would you please reconsider this?"
"Forget it. I heard that the court will be held at 11:00 a.m., but I can't get up..."
"You can be late, my dear."
There was a hint of hesitation in Luo Xueqing's eyes, and finally she shook her head.
"Your Majesty, you know that I am a very lazy person! I am afraid I cannot bear to attend the morning court every day!"
"How about going to court every five days?"
"Honestly, that salary..."
"Another 500 taels of silver for the annual salary!"
"Ahem, I'm afraid I won't live that long..."
"Then it should be a daily salary. As long as my beloved concubine attends the court that day, she can receive two hundred taels of silver that day. How do you think?"
[You can be late, work one day and rest five days, and the daily salary is 200 taels. Does that sound good? ]
"If my beloved concubine achieves outstanding political achievements, I will give her extra rewards!"
"make a deal!"
Luo Xueqing nodded immediately!
She did this part-time job!
[Workers have a working spirit, and workers are the best! 】
[As long as the boss is generous enough, she can work hard to the level of the boss! Roar! ]
When he saw her nod, Di Jingyan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
This woman is so hard to please!
Concubine Xi, who witnessed the whole process, was stunned for a second and then smiled silently.
She shouldn't worry about it.
Even the wise and powerful Majesty is no match for Sister Xueqing, and those ministers——
I hope they can keep a low profile!
If only Sister Xueqing took action, wow!
Concubine Xi didn't dare to think about it any further.
"Today's morning court session has not yet ended. My beloved concubine, would you like to go with me?" Di Jingyan looked at Luo Xueqing, who had a well-behaved expression, and invited her with a gentle smile.
"…Give me the silver first?"
"My beloved concubine, you don't believe me? In my beloved concubine's eyes, money is more important than me?"
"That's when..."
Luo Xueqing almost blurted out the words but braked in time.
[How could Di Jingyan ask such a stupid question! ]
[How dare he compare himself to silver? ? ? ]
[How could he be more important than money! ]
[Men, not only are they blindly confident, they also like to humiliate themselves! ]
Di Jingyan was very hurt!
This woman is hopeless!
Looking at his back as he left angrily, Luo Xueqing blinked in confusion.
"Your Majesty, wait for me!"
"Give me the silver first!"
Di Jingyan took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Xia Zhengchun, go get the silver!"
"...I obey your command!"
Eunuch Xia left in a hurry with small steps.
After a while, two silver notes worth one hundred taels appeared in Luo Xueqing's hand.
[Wow, so this is what it feels like to get paid daily. So cool~]
"Your Majesty, Sister Xifei, please wait for me for a moment!"
Luo Xueqing hurriedly said this and immediately turned around and went to the bedroom.
[This is a huge sum of two hundred taels! Where is the best place to hide it? ]
[How about putting it under the pillow? Forget it, it’s not safe here! ]
[Why not just put your underwear in there? Uh, that doesn’t seem appropriate! ]
【Hahaha, I figured it out! 】
【I want to carry these banknotes with me! 】
[The most dangerous place is the safest place, hehehe~]
Luo Xueqing, who was in a good mood, couldn't help but hum a little tune.
What she didn't know was that everyone knew where she hid the silver.
……
Qinzheng Hall.
The court was in an uproar.
"Empress Yu was born unlucky. If this evil woman is not dealt with, Your Majesty will be bewitched by her!" Censor Xie of the Censorate is the cousin of the Minister of War!
His advice was simple and crude.
That is, to beat Luo Xueqing to death!
"My fellow colleagues, why don't you think carefully about what happened wherever Concubine Yu went?"
"She went to the Duke of Xiangguo's mansion to celebrate his birthday, and the entire mansion was sentenced to exile!"
"She was a guest at the palace for only one day, and His Majesty ordered the palace and Guangfu to be raided!"
"My dear colleagues, Concubine Yu is an ominous person!"
"Wherever she goes, there will be blood and rain!"
"We should unite as one and beg His Majesty to punish the evil woman with a stick and restore order to the court!"
"That's complete nonsense!"
Minister of Justice Lin Yingjie sneered and scolded, "Master Xie, you can just lie to yourself!"
"Master Xie insisted on begging His Majesty to beat Concubine Yu to death. Isn't this just public revenge?"
"Lord Lin, please be careful with your words!" Censor Xie narrowed his eyes and said in a cold tone, "I have always distinguished between gratitude and resentment. How could I use public power to take revenge on private interests?"
"Keep pretending." Lin Yingjie rolled his eyes.
Censor Xie was so angry that his beard was shaking!
"Everyone, please listen to me!" At this moment, the Marquis of Yongwu suddenly stepped forward and said, "As everyone knows, Concubine Yu was once predicted by a high monk that she would not live past her twenties."
"Calculated, there is only a little over a month left until Concubine Yu's birthday."
"After all, Concubine Yu is a weak woman, so Your Majesty will always treat her with more compassion."
"If we insist on writing a letter to beg His Majesty to execute Concubine Yu, wouldn't that make His Majesty embarrassed again?"
"What the Marquis said is absolutely true!"
"Yes!"
"Speaking of which, didn't the Duke of Xiangguo, Minister Wang, and Minister Guang all deserve their punishments?"
"It's just that when their crimes were exposed, Concubine Yu happened to be there!"
"It seems like that's true..."
Seeing that this group of people changed their minds like fence-sitters, Censor Xie became anxious!
He put so much effort into it just to kill Luo Xueqing!
"Everyone, this is wrong!"
Censor Xie waved his hands anxiously and said, "As long as Concubine Yu is not killed, the government will be unstable!"
"Don't forget that Concubine Yu probably still has information about the dark web!"
"Are you willing to be monitored by a woman?"
[Which old man is this who is bent on murdering me? ]
Luo Xueqing's voice was heard unexpectedly outside the palace door, and the originally noisy Qinzheng Palace suddenly became as quiet as a chicken.
No one dared to speak anymore.
When facing someone like Concubine Yu who doesn't play by the rules, silence is the best way to protect yourself!
[Huh? Why are you all silent? ]
[Let me see, which old man was the most aggressive just now? ]
[Oh~ It turns out that it is Xie Xun, the censor who loves to chew chicken butts the most! ]
[Little Wuzi, get on the melon! 】
[Xie Xun, nicknamed Xie Gou'er, is forty-seven this year, has three concubines and one wife, likes to chew chicken butts, and has a heart smaller than a needle tip? ]
[…Xiao Wuzi, this melon doesn’t really explode! ]
[Host, please wait——]
[Xie Yushi, besides loving to chew chicken butts, he also likes to lick※※! ]
【What the hell? ? ? 】
Luo Xueqing almost vomited her breakfast today!
[Host, don't be so quick to vomit, there's something even more explosive coming! ]
[There are two people in front of me who have been licked by Xie Xun※※! ]
vomit--
This time, Luo Xueqing really couldn't help it!