bookcurios Chapter 37
Chapter 37
Su Shen clasped his hands together, squinting at her: "What's wrong with my identity?"
Chen Xiaoluo said: "What did you say?"
"Tsk," Su Shen said, "I suspect you are discriminating against me."
Chen Xiaoluo spread his hands: "It's nothing, how could it be possible, well, it's time for us to put the food in the bag."
"But I haven't finished eating yet." Su Shen was full of reluctance.
"Go through the security check and then eat, no one will snatch it from you."
Su Shen thought for a while: "All right."
The Chen family's old house is located in Huainan Prefecture, the capital city of Jiangdong Province. It is a place where winter is cloudy and summer is hot, and it rains all year round.
After Su Shen ate three squabs on the plane, he fell asleep for a while, when the announcement came.
Su Shen was much quieter on the plane this time, and had gradually adapted to the feeling of flying in the sky. He didn't know how to ask questions, which saved Chen Xiaoluo a lot of worries.
After getting off the plane, Chen Xiaoluo dragged Su Shen to find a pick-up person at the exit.
As a result, from afar, they saw a banner with big red brocade and gold characters floating above the heads of the crowd, and a letter was written: Welcome Miss Chen Luo home.
The word "Chen Luo" also uses elegant brush fonts, one up and one down, arranged irregularly, very conspicuous and artistic.
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
Suddenly I don't want to go, now turn around and buy a ticket to go back, is there still time?
Chen Xiaoluo secretly looked at Su Shen beside him.
Su Shen also saw the banner, but it said Chen Luo instead of Chen Xiaoluo, so Su Shen didn't think that this banner had something to do with Chen Xiaoluo, but wondered why she stopped suddenly.
"Why don't you go?"
Chen Xiaoluo remained expressionless: "I did the math just now, it's not suitable to go home today, I'll take you to a hotel for a night."
"Ah?" Su Shen didn't understand: "What are you doing here?"
The moment he turned his head, Su Shen found a familiar face, and quickly said to Chen Xiaoluo: "Look at that, is it your cousin!"
Chen Xiaoluo took a deep breath, quickly lowered her head, and reached out to hold Su Shen: "Hurry up, hurry up."
"Why?" Su Shen wondered, "He seems to be looking for you, ah, he saw us."
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
Su Shen: "He came over, oh, he also brought a group of people, they looked so happy, and they were holding flags."
With no way to retreat, Chen Xiaoluo covered Su Shen's mouth, forced a smile and said hello: "Hey, it's so early."
Chen Dongfeng said cheerfully: "Miss Xiaoluo, you are the last one to arrive, and you will be punished."
Chen Xiaoluo: "I don't believe it, there are still three days left for the dust-cleaning banquet."
"No, Sister Luo, the news that you found Uncle Jing Ling has already spread in the family, and everyone rushed back as quickly as possible." The speaker was Chen Jingyao's younger sister, Chen Liang, who is only 16 years old and is currently in high school. .
"Miss Xiao Luo," Chen Liang gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing!"
In addition, there were three children from the Chen family, and those who held the flag also came over, forming a pile in the crowd, very conspicuous.
Chen Dongfeng said: "Did you not look at the family group? This time you became popular again. Someone edited your deeds into entries and posted them in the group. If you didn't block those old antiques, you would probably still be in the circle of friends." I found a bunch of entries with your mugshot on it, it's super majestic."
A drop of cold sweat dripped from Chen Xiaoluo's forehead: "... If I remember correctly, we are a family with similar blood, so it sounds like a company propaganda mission to me."
Chen Xiaoluo was in a complicated mood, Chen Song's words were still in his ears, and he said with certainty that it was a secret mission.
Before the co-authorship is completed, it is a confidential task, and after it is completed, it becomes a broadcast information.
Sure enough, the mouth of the elders is a deceiving ghost.
"I can't help it, you're angry," Chen Dongfeng spread his hands: "Uncle Liu came back very early, and sat on the stone pillar at the door every day waiting for you."
"Why are you waiting for me?" Chen Xiaoluo recalled the huge family network of the Chen family, and pulled out this sixth uncle from a corner. Became a sleep tester in a haunted house.
"His son is getting married, and I want you to help me measure the horoscope and choose the auspicious day for the zodiac."
Chen Xiaoluo suspected that he heard it wrong, so he couldn't believe it: "What is the calculation? Is there anything he can't calculate by himself, seriously?"
A ghost exorcist who is proficient in four-pillar predictions asks other ghost exorcists to calculate horoscopes, which is like a math teacher asking another math teacher for function problems.
Dreamy and fantasy.
Chen Dongfeng said: "It's all auspicious days for him to measure the Tao, and I want you to help me measure the unlucky ones, so that I can get a divorce as soon as possible."
Chen Xiaoluo: "..." I don't really understand, but I was greatly shocked.
Chen Liang was dissatisfied with being ignored, and flicked around in front of Chen Xiaoluo to find a sense of existence: "Miss Luo, Miss Luo, are you injured? Uncle is not fierce, did you hit anyone?"
"Xiao Liangliang." Chen Xiaoluo patted Chen Liang's head, and said softly, "I'm fine, I'm fine." Chen Liang liked Chen Xiaoluo very much, and even rubbed against her.
"I knew that Miss Xiaoluo is the best! Invincible!" Chen Liang——Chen Xiaoluo's rainbow fart maker.
Before Chen Xiaoluo could speak, another chubby little radish squeezed away Chen Liang, and leaned in front of Chen Xiaoluo, his dark eyes were shining brightly: "Sister Luoluo, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you, don't you?" Bring something to eat."
"I think I'm a fake, but what I want to eat is real." Chen Xiaoluo smiled, and tapped his forehead: "Yes, I brought Mawu roasted pigeon, I'll eat it when I go back."
"Yeah~!" Little Fatty cheered and danced, and then said: "Is the roasted pigeon still warm? Let's go back, it won't taste good if it gets cold."
"Chen Yuelin, you don't want to lose weight. Who said you should keep your mouth shut and open your legs this morning." Another thin and handsome boy said, holding a flagpole.
Chen Yuelin is a child of a branch of the Chen family. He has been in business since his grandfather's generation. His parents are the founders of a famous wedding chain store. The person who spoke later is called Chen Yuyu, the son of her uncle Chen Song. You, the rising star of the Chen family, is in the recent rebellious period, quarreling with his father every day.
"That's right." Chen Yuelin scratched the back of his head, his face full of pain, he lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly raised his face, his eyes regained his brilliance: "Compared to my figure, I think it's the food brought by Miss Luo It's important, after all, Miss Xiao Luo only sees her once every few years, and she can lose weight every day."
Chen Yuyu said with disgust: "You are hopeless in this life."
At this time, Chen Cheng, another young man holding a flag, was exchanging contact information with Su Shen.
"...This is my mobile phone number, give me your mobile phone, and I will store it for you."
Su Shen finally found someone to talk to her seriously, and was very happy. When he heard that the other party asked for a mobile phone, he quickly handed it over and unlocked it thoughtfully.
Chen Cheng said: "Your phone case is so cute, is it a couple's?"
Su Shen said honestly, "I don't know, I think it's normal."
"Then why did you buy it? Is there any special meaning?" Chen Cheng said, and entered her mobile phone number in the dial bar. As the number became more accurate, a lot of names appeared in the address book above: "Wow, you know There are many people in the Chen family..."
Before he finished speaking, he found his mobile phone number.
Chen Cheng was stunned, and raised his face to look at Su Shen, "You have my number?" His intuition told him that there seemed to be something wrong.
Chen Xiaoluo turned her face and took a look: "Of course, because this is my mobile phone," she warned Su Shen: "Don't give away my mobile phone casually, and your salary will be deducted if the secret is revealed."
"Eh..." Chen Cheng vaguely understood something, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, but he still didn't give up: "Then, Miss Su Shen's phone..."
Chen Xiaoluo waved: "She doesn't have a phone."
"Does it matter?" Su Shen was puzzled: "It would be great if you could contact me."
Chen Dongfeng was listening, and at this moment he laughed mercilessly. He reached out and patted Chen Chengdao's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Give up, you can't hook up with a lonely ghost without a master."
Chen Cheng was annoyed: "Because Miss Xiao Luo brought it here, I thought... Ah, it's true, the world has changed, people's hearts are not old, ghosts have started raising ghosts."
"Okay, okay, let's go." Chen Dongfeng took out his vibrating mobile phone: "Little uncle is urging people."
Chen Xiaoluo raised his eyebrows: "Chen Jingyao is here too?"
Chen Liang said, "He's the driver."
A group of young people rushed towards the exit.
Due to the large number of people, Chen Jingyao drove a commercial vehicle, which was very large and stood out among the crowd of small cars.
Chen Jingyao was wearing a leather jacket, leaning against the car door lazily and bonelessly, with one leg bent, looking down at his phone slightly. Because of his delicate appearance, young people passing by glanced at him intentionally or unintentionally, and some people were secretly taking pictures .
Chen Jingyao remained calm and unremarkable, but seemed to change his pose unintentionally. As expected, the shutter flashed even more cheerfully.
A group of children from the Chen family walked over from a distance, and happened to see this scene completely.
Chen Liang pursed her lips in disgust: "Men Sao."
Chen Dongfeng laughed: "He rarely sees living people, it's not that he can't understand."
"I think I have seen more than I do." Chen Yuelin, who is socially afraid and nerdy, said so.
Before they could say hello, Chen Jingyao had already looked over.
He put his hands in his trouser pockets, stood up and said: "Young masters and ladies, I can figure it out, wait until all my flowers are withered."
Chen Liang whispered: "What an old-fashioned line, is this the generation gap?"
Chen Jingyao twitched the corners of his mouth with a half-smile: "Little Liangliang, I heard you."
Chen Liang has been eccentric since she was a child, and she has her own way of dealing with people. She is not big or small all day long, but because she is very cute, she knows how to handle it. On the contrary, few people blame her. Wet: "Then I will keep my voice down next time."
"..." Chen Jingyao was attacked by a thousand points of cuteness, and Chen Jingyao was completely defeated.
"Okay, okay," Chen Xiaoluo said, "Get in the car and talk."
Chen Jingyao seemed to have just discovered Chen Xiaoluo, "Oh, isn't this a little hero?" He turned on the co-pilot and made a gesture of invitation: "Please get in the car, the people are poor and the car is broken, the hospitality is not good, the little hero forgive me."
Chen Xiaoluo rolled his eyes, sat down and said, "I suspect you want to murder me."
Chen Jingyao clicked his tongue: "You can't talk nonsense. If I really have such thoughts, all of us will kill me alive. It's too scary."
After saying that, he saw Su Shen from the rearview mirror.
"Isn't this the little tomb ghost? Hello, do you remember me?"
Su Shen was chatting with Chen Cheng, and corrected him: "I have a name, and my name is Su Shen."
Chen Jingyao smiled: "I know, I also know that you are from the capital country, and you are over 500 years old this year."
Chen Cheng's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Uncle, you dug out Su Shen, is there any more?"
Su Shen's reaction was very bewildered: "Duguo?"
Chen Jingling first answered Chen Cheng: "I didn't dig it out, if I did, you shouldn't be able to see me now," and then answered Su Shen: "Don't you know? Xiao Luo didn't tell you?"
Chen Xiaoluo put down the phone and stared at Chen Jingyao in disbelief.
I don't understand why this man suddenly set himself on fire.
"Why didn't you tell me." Su Shen was so angry that the questions were turned into declarative sentences.
Chen Xiaoluo gasped.
Because of the binding relationship between Su Shen and Chen Xiaoluo, Chen Jingyao was worried about Chen Xiaoluo. Based on the clues at hand, he spent several nights without sleep, checked hundreds of ancient books, and finally got a general idea of Su Shen's historical materials. Then pass the whole article to Chen Xiaoluo.
Chen Xiaoluo hurriedly read it, and after having a general idea in mind, he put it there and forgot.
She didn't think it was necessary to tell Su Shen, firstly, these things were not beautiful, and Su Shen would be happier if he forgot them, and secondly, given the relationship between her and Su Shen, wouldn't it be normal not to tell?
Normally, Chen Xiaoluo would have gone back a long time ago without any fear, but now that it's time for the cleansing feast, she has to take Su Shen with her.
Su Shen has a childish temper, throws tantrums at the slightest disappointment, like a vengeful cat, if it doesn't show its paws to you at that time, it will come back at other times.
When the time comes to make a scene at the Dust Cleaning Banquet, those who also covet the position of Patriarch will have more hope.
Chen Xiaoluo said: "I tell you it's called listening to a story, you have to remember it yourself."
"What's the difference?" Su Shen said, "It's not all my business."
"Since you forgot, you must have your own reasons," Chen Xiaoluo said, "It took so long to forget, and once you forget it, you have to think about it again, and then it will take thousands of years to forget it, and you are so foolish, what are you trying to do?"
"What nonsense." Su Shen was so angry that he pulled his hair out: "You are dreaming for thousands of years, and you can't even live for 100 years."
Chen Xiaoluo seemed to be awakened suddenly, and suddenly said: "That's right, then I'll give it to you when I go back."
Su Shen was still very angry: "It's too much, and you didn't tell me."
"That..." Chen Liang raised her hand, and said crisply: "What does Miss Xiao Luo's age have to do with Su Shen? Isn't a ghost's lifespan infinite? Why will Su Shen disappear after a hundred years from Miss Luo?"
There was silence in the car.
Chen Cheng stroked his chin and thought: "Yes, seal spirit does not affect the lifespan of ghosts." His eyes lit up: "Isn't Miss Su Shen the ghost raised by Sister Luo Luo? I still have a chance?"
As a seal seal master, he is almost 18 years old and doesn't have a ghost of his own. It's a joke to say it.
Someone once teased him: "Chen Cheng, you are just an adult or Zhuan Ling, which one will come first? I guess you will get married, what do you think?"
Chen Cheng was so angry that he beat him up on the spot.
He doesn't want other people's ugly things whose noses are not noses and eyes are not eyes. What is Zhuan Ling? Just make do with it.
Then don’t choose carefully, first of all, let’s be high-minded, otherwise, how to protect him, secondly, how to look good, otherwise, how to get along day and night, and thirdly, have a cute personality, otherwise, how to communicate.
Therefore, because of these three hard indicators, he became the only person in the lineage of Zhuan Ling who has not yet had a Zhuan Ling in his adulthood.
When Chen Xiaoluo learned about this, she said this: "If I didn't ask you what seal spirit you want, I would have thought you were on a blind date for yourself."
Chen Cheng said embarrassedly: "I don't think Zhuan Ling should be just a tool, they are friends."
"So you asked your friend to kill his kind?" Chen Xiaoluo complained sharply.
"This..." Chen Cheng muttered for a while, just when Chen Xiaoluo thought he was going to change his mind, Chen Cheng said seriously: "I still think that Zhuan Ling should be a friend, not a tool."
Chen Xiaoluo shrugged at Chen Cheng's father, expressing that he was helpless.
Over the years, in order to find a seal spirit that suits him, Chen Cheng traveled half of the country's map on foot. If it weren't for the dust-cleaning banquet, he would still be wandering in the desert right now, but he didn't expect to meet a suitable one when he came back.
There is really nowhere to look for, and it takes no effort to get it, so no matter what, he has to work hard, after all, who knows when he will find the next one that matches all items.
Chen Xiaoluo saw through his thoughts at a glance: "Don't think about it, you have no chance."
Su Shen said, "What opportunity?"
Chen Cheng refused: "Why? Then what's your relationship?"
Chen Yuelin, who was eating the roasted pigeon brought by Chen Xiaoluo, looked up blankly: "Huh?"
But the bondage relationship between Chen Xiaoluo and Su Shen is not something that anyone can talk about.
It's best kept secret.
In the end, Chen Jingyao said: "Their current relationship is very complicated, and it cannot be explained clearly in a short while. You can think, well, let me think about it..." Chen Jingyao stopped talking for a while, and said: "You can treat them as one people."
"what?"
They were taken aback by this magical answer, and Chen Liang said, "What do you mean, alone?" She looked Su Shen up and down, and finally stopped her eyes on Su Shen's delicate face: "Could it be that this ghost is Xiao Luo?" A phantom from sister's schizophrenia?"
Chen Yuelin followed Chen Liang's train of thought and added: "Have you been punished for killing too many ghosts? Oops!"
He suffered Chen Liang's brain collapse: "What are you talking about, who are you cursing!" Ultimate Luo Chu couldn't hear a single bad word about Chen Xiaoluo.
"Hiss—" Chen Yuelin covered the place where she was beaten, and said angrily, "Be careful that you won't be able to get married in the future."
Chen Liang raised her eyebrows, "You can't find a wife if you're fat."
The eldest brother Chen Dongfeng quickly smoothed things over: "No one wants to be fierce, no one likes to be fat, quarrels are quarrels, but no map guns, no scolding, no personal attacks... stop it, if you want to fight, don't stay in the car , Oh, I hit me, and after a while, you two make an appointment to have a fight, and you are not allowed to come back if you don’t lack an arm or a broken leg!”
Chen Dongfeng rubbed the cheek that was beaten, and took a deep breath in anger.
Chen Cheng said: "But..."
At this time, Chen Yuyu, who had been silent all the time, said: "Since it is not convenient to explain the reason clearly, then don't ask, knowing too much is sometimes not a good thing."
Seeing Zhuan Lingfei, who was so satisfied with how he looked at it, Chen Cheng really became visibly depressed, leaning on the back of the chair with a sluggish spirit.
Su Shen poked his arm with sadness in his eyes: "Although I don't know what you have planned for me, it's a pity that you didn't get me. You will never meet another me in the future."
Listen, what an innocent speech, what a heart-wrenching reality.
Chen Cheng covered her face, and howled dryly: "Miss Su Shen, wow, my life is miserable..."
The person who knows Su Shen best is Chen Xiaoluo, she said coolly: "Don't think about it, she said it's a pity because you look delicious, and she became yours, so she can leave my side and leave me. Take control."
"?" Chen Cheng was stunned for a moment, but stopped crying, and stared at Su Shen with a pair of peach blossom eyes.
Su Shen still looked at him with that sad gaze, combined with Chen Xiaoluo's words, somehow, Chen Cheng suddenly saw a feeling of pity, this feeling was very similar to his gluttonous seal, probably because he couldn't eat it Own.
"Hahahahahaha" Chen Dongfeng burst out laughing suddenly. He covered his face with one hand and his stomach with the other, laughing forward and backward: "Chengzi, you can't do it. If you like it, you can't control it. If you can control it, you don't like it. Virtue does not deserve it, good guy, I laughed to death hahahaha."
Chen Cheng stabbed Chen Dongfeng's stomach with an elbow, and became angry from embarrassment: "Shut up!"
"Wow!" Chen Dongfeng only felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and wailed, "It's too much, I'm your brother."
Chen Cheng said: "The older brother should treat the younger brother kindly."
The commercial vehicle was moving forward in an orderly manner on the road. It was absolutely invisible from the outside, and there was a nest of magic sticks in the car.
But now, these magicians are arguing endlessly about whether to go home or find a homestay for the night.
Chen Dongfeng advocated going back to the Chen family's old house in Huainan Prefecture. Chen Cheng felt that it was hard to come out. It was boring to go back so early. He had seen enough of those old-fashioned wrinkled faces. People asked why the seal spirit hadn't been found yet.
In addition, Chen Liang suggested to go back, because she didn't bring her cat head pillow, and Chen Yuelin hoped to find a homestay to stay in, preferably with a night market next to it. He hadn't visited the snack street in Huainan Prefecture for a long time.
As for the other people, Chen Yuyu said that he can do whatever he wants, and silence is golden with his arms in his arms, and he will carry out the image of a cool guy with few words; Chen Xiaoluo doesn't care, she can do whatever she wants, even if Chen Jingling is still in her hands, it's okay It doesn't matter, she catches people anyway. As for the roasted pigeons that are afraid of the cold, they have been eaten by Chen Yuelin; the driver Chen Jingyao is even more casual, he listens to everyone and does not participate in the opinions of the younger generation.
This created a two-to-two stalemate.
When the car reached the fork in the road, Chen Jingyao said: "Hurry up, you can't change lanes ahead, go straight home, don't turn right, if you don't come to a conclusion within 30 seconds, go straight by default."
Chen Cheng suddenly turned his head and looked at Su Shen.
"Miss Su Shen, tell me, where are we going?"
Su Shen: "?"
Chen Yuelin hurriedly said: "Go to the snack street, there are a lot of delicious food!"
Su Shen: "!"
"I choose the snack street!"
"Why?" Chen Liang dissatisfied: "She's not human, so it doesn't count, it's called cheating."
"Why not?" Chen Cheng said, "Didn't it just say that Miss Su Shen and Sister Luo Luo are about the same person, is it Sister Luo Luo?"
"..." Chen Xiaoluo nodded.
"Okay!" Chen Yuelin cheered, if it wasn't for the restriction of the car roof, he could stand up directly.
"Why..." Chen Liang pouted and muttered.
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感谢在2021-08-3123:19:40~2021-09-0301:52:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
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