Chapter 29 29. The Glib Little Tiger
Chapter 29 29. The Glib Little Tiger
... If it weren't for the real business to do, Xia Yunjin would have to give Ruan Yu a good meal.
Not only did Ruan Yu fail to please him, the little tiger was rubbed and played with and turned into a tiger pillow, and he was screaming desperately to escape.
However, this day is still not able to get down to business.
The two of them wasted too much time in the cave. After returning to the city, they hadn't found a place to pick up work and it was sunset again.
The random teleportation started, and the two of them felt that they had landed in a soft place with only one flower in front of their eyes.
When Ruan Yu returned to the city, he turned back into a human form. Now that he was afraid that his master would fall, he filially pulled Xia Yunjin to make him a meat pad, and he succeeded.Now their eyes were clear, and the two of them took a closer look, only to find that Ruan Yu had fallen into a sea of flowers, while Xia Yunjin was sitting on Ruan Yu's lap and was still hugged tightly by him.
In an instant, Xia Yunjin had bad thoughts again.His face was a little burning, and he pushed Ruan Yu with embarrassment: "Stand up soon!"
"...Master, this place is so beautiful." Ruan Yu didn't get up obediently, but hugged Xia Yunjin and looked around, "It's fine if the flowers here are beautiful, how can the grass be beautiful?"
Xia Yunjin followed Ruan Yu's words and took a look. Sure enough, both the flowers and the green grass in this sea of flowers were thriving and full of vitality. The colorful flowers were so beautiful. It must be because the aura was too strong, and the urged plants grew better.
But this has nothing to do with him, he is now going to leave his apprentice's legs, he has to stand up.
But Ruan Yu still held onto it.
Just as Xia Yunjin was about to get angry, Ruan Yu said in a low voice: "Master, I was in so much pain when you beat me...Master, you must be Lei Lingen, it hurts so much from being shocked."
For a moment, Xia Yunjin felt soft in her heart.Although there was a reason for the incident, but...he didn't have the cheek to say it out loud, so it looked as if he whipped his apprentice for no reason.
Although the little tiger's fur was strong and his cultivation was strong, coupled with his strong aura, Xia Yunjin was sure he hadn't hurt him, but the pain was definitely unavoidable.
Ruan Yu continued to act coquettishly: "But I don't feel any pain when I hug Master...Master, let me hug first, you see the environment here is so good, why stand up in a hurry? Let's hug for a while~"
Xia Yunjin looked at him with raised eyebrows.
Not being rejected, Ruan Yu continued to work hard as if encouraged: "Master, I want to hug...er?"
I don't know how Xia Yunjin moved, Ruan Yu only felt a slap in the throat, and then he was speechless.He stared wide-eyed but still refused to let go, instead hugging Xia Yunjin even tighter.
As a result, he was tapped again on the waist and abdomen, which made him weak all over, and almost turned to one side. It was Xia Yunjin who helped him to sit up.But his body was still numb and unable to move, so Ruan Yu could only continue to stare at Xia Yunjin with rounded eyes.
Xia Yunjin smiled at him, but was not angry, Ruan Yu pouted, Xia Yunjin patted his head again, then stood up, looked around——
Then he squatted down quickly, his eyes flickered, and his ears turned red for a moment.
Ruan Yu blinked his eyes, not understanding what his master was doing, but soon, the voices of groaning came from all around, and Ruan Yu understood why Xia Yunjin stood up and squatted down just now.
Damn, it's been so long, why isn't his master used to it?
Just look at it twice, no one cares, and he is embarrassed.
Ruan Yu was still unable to speak at the moment, but the numbness in his body had passed, so he slowly leaned over and poked his master's waist and abdomen.
Huh, let you just poke me.
Xia Yunjin, who had closed her eyes and was silent at first, seemed to be frightened by him. She took a step away and looked over with a frown. Ruan Yu smiled and stepped forward, wanting to poke Xia Yunjin again, but her hand was held.
Xia Yunjin gave him a warning look, but she didn't let go of her hand, and just continued to close her eyes and meditate.
It wasn't until it was getting late and the surroundings were clear that Xia Yunjin released Ruan Yu's restraint. He coughed lightly: "Master, we..."
Xia Yunjin made a gesture to mute the sound—actually, it wasn't for any reason, the main reason was that he didn't want to listen to Ruan Yu anymore.Today's Ruan Yu didn't know what was going on, he was very uncomfortable when he said every word, it's better to shut up.
Ruan Yu thought that there was some danger around here that he didn't know about, so he obediently put a seal on his mouth, and looked around vigilantly.
This sea of flowers is really beautiful, but it looks even more splendid when it is illuminated by the setting sun. Ruan Yu's heart itch to see it, and couldn't help asking Xia Yunjin for a mobile phone.
Xia Yunjin frowned: "Is there a signal here? Why do you need a mobile phone?"
"Take two photos for Master." Ruan Yu said with a smile, "The scenery is so beautiful, but Master is even more beautiful than this one. Of course we have to record it."
"...What nonsense!" Xia Yunjin was a little flustered for a moment, and he reprimanded, "Don't say such things again!"
"But this is the truth." Ruan Yu simply sat on the ground, propped his hands back, tilted his head and smiled at Xia Yunjin, "Master is the prettiest, prettier than flowers, prettier than paintings, better than The setting sun is beautiful, and it is also more beautiful than the rising sun. Everything in this world is added up, and Master is the most beautiful, and I like to see Master the most."
"Okay, shut up!" Xia Yunjin turned her back, her voice was stern, but her neck was already crimson.
When did this kid learn to be so glib, really...
He closed his eyes to recover his mood, and he didn't even have time to care about what the little animals around him were doing.Everything that happened in the past two days was out of Xia Yunjin's control, and he felt flustered and a little overwhelmed.He didn't want to face Ruan Yu again, so he said with a firm voice: "Stop talking about such nonsense, the aura here is rich, it's better to practice hard-look at the animals in this city, how can there be any one with a lower level than you?" ? Talent is so good, don't waste it!"
Ruan Yu let out an "ah" in a daze, a little puzzled and aggrieved.
What did he say? Didn't he just praise Master?No matter how he is praised, he is still unhappy, and he still insults him and belittles him.
Hmph, the little tiger is not happy.
Ruan Yu sat on the side with his face puffed up and folded his arms, ignoring others. Xia Yunjin became pure as he wished, but his heart was not pure at all. He walked a few steps with his hands behind his back, and couldn't help looking back at Ruan Yu: "You..."
Before the words were finished, the teleportation started, and the two of them were thrown back into the rented hut in an instant.
This time the landing point is the bed, and it is in a posture of overlapping up and down.
Ruan Yu was still angry, he squeezed his lips tightly and looked at the person beside him without saying a word, trying his best not to speak.
Xia Yunjin didn't say anything, she held the bed with one hand and was thinking about going down, suddenly Ruan Yu didn't know which tendon was wrong, and the moment Xia Yunjin sat up, she suddenly started pushing her hips crazily, showing a begging smile while pushing.
Hmph, it doesn't matter if you don't let him talk, he has a lot of tricks!He was dumbfounded without seeing the master's bump. He can guarantee that even if the master rode a horse, he would never jump like this. After all, he is very healthy and fast!
...The ending is of course being suppressed by the cultivation base again.
Ruan Yu was lying on the familiar hard floor, unable to move, so he could only try his best to listen to what Xia Yunjin and Tuhe had talked about, but he still couldn't hear clearly. All he knew was that the two hadn't chatted for a long time, and it was replaced by Tuhe's Boyfriend little werewolf came out and said something to his master.
After his master came back, he sat on the sofa with a thoughtful look, but Ruan Yu could only hold his neck with all his strength, struggling needlessly like a big turtle.
"Master, Master..." Ruan Yu shouted twice but got no response. He suddenly felt like a monkey being crushed under the mountain. Only his head could move, and he could only turn to Master for help. He pretended to be choked up. Twice, "Master, let the disciple go! The disciple will obediently listen to you in the future, and treat you like a bull or a horse!"
Xia Yunjin, who was thinking, was interrupted by his howling ghosts and wolves. It sounded a little funny at first, but when she heard the phrase "become a cow and a horse", she recalled the messy and embarrassing appearance of herself sitting on the apprentice's body and being bumped into a mess. I don't want to deal with this little tiger anymore.
How can there be such a dog tiger?
Xia Zhenren was puzzled. He didn't think he was a good master, but he devoted more effort and education to Ruan Yu than Feng Qiong before.Seeing the little tiger grow up little by little, and his cultivation improved a little bit, he used to feel proud, but now he is a little bit shocked.
Such a dog, who did he learn from?
Xia Yunjin sighed, it's better to be a cat.
Cats and dogs are natural enemies, and they won't be so annoying if they take shape. They must be very caring, so they won't be as naughty as little tigers.
He originally sighed secretly, but the words "It's better to be a cat" unconsciously uttered the words, and Ruan Yu, who was pretending to be crying, stopped moaning for a moment, and turned into a little tiger instead.
He flapped his limbs shamelessly on the ground, "meow meow meow meow" to attract Xia Yunjin's attention, while moaning and chirping to express his grievance.
Xia Yunjin:? ? ? ?
The little tiger that Ruan Yu incarnated this time was smaller than his real body, like a big cat. At this time, the fluff fluttered and its four claws fluttered, and it collapsed into a cat cake, which really poked Xia Yunjin's cuteness point.
He only persisted for 2 minutes before surrendering. He raised his hand to loosen the suppression of his cultivation base. Ruan Yu immediately seized the opportunity and a cat turned over and jumped into Xia Yunjin's arms. Xia Yunjin rubbed.
Smoking cats is probably the most relaxing thing in the world. Xia Yunjin rubbed her apprentice for a while, her mood became much more relaxed, and she also took the initiative to talk about the information she just learned.
"Ask about Tuhe's part-time job information, and it turns out that the place where he picks up the job is not far from the big pine tree." Xia Yunjin said softly while stroking the soft fur of the little tiger, "Part-time jobs can earn animal coins, and animal coins can go to Exchange for cheats or magic tools... The resources in this animal city are really good."
"Then what did Master say to the little werewolf?" Ruan Yu was curious.
Xia Yunjin clapped her hands, and after realizing it, she couldn't laugh or cry: "The name is Wan Yu——I asked them about the lost animals, and Tu He said that since three years ago, the number of lost animals has increased every year. The two elder brothers of the family have disappeared one after another, and their family members have tried various methods but have not been able to contact them."
"Ah, Wan Yu's brother is also missing?" Ruan Yu recalled the cold-looking man, "I can't tell."
"His brothers have also been missing for three years." Xia Yunjin wrote "3" on the little tiger's belly, and quickly messed up, "Forget it, go to work first, it's important to change the cheat book."
The two masters and apprentices agreed that the next day they would go to the street and walk under the big pine tree.Unexpectedly, it was extremely lively under the pine tree today, and a group of animals were beating gongs and drums. It seemed that there was some activity.
Ruan Yu looked over curiously, and saw a huge sign hanging on the thick tree trunk. The sign read: The [-]rd Pine Pine Couple Photo PK Contest.
Taking photos for PK?What's this?
He pulled Xia Yunjin through the crowd of animals, and when he got closer, he found that there was still a row of competition rules below, and the reward——
Ruan Yu's eyes widened: "Master! The No.1 reward array cheat book!"
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So, what poses do couples take when taking pictures...?
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