bookcurios Chapter 112 Do You Want to Get Beaten?
Chapter 112 Do You Want to Get Beaten?
"Don't be stingy. If you weren't pretty, I wouldn't even look at you. I look at you because I admire you. It's a compliment to you." Lin Fan responded shamelessly, then asked with concern, "By the way, does your butt still hurt? Did I spank you too hard last time?"
The policeman driving the car slipped and almost hit the guardrail on the side of the road. He secretly glanced through the rearview mirror and secretly wondered what the relationship between the two men was.
"Ouch, your butt hurts? You can actually talk about such a topic?" Lin Fan said with a teasing smile.
Xu Qingxue's eyes widened, raging. "Shut up!" She whipped out the pistol from her waist and pointed it at Lin Fan's forehead. "If you keep saying that, I'll really kill you!"
Lin Fan faced the gunpoint without any fear. Instead, he laughed out loud: "Haha, which head of mine are you going to blow off?"
"You always try to take advantage of me!" Xu Qingxue was so angry that her whole body was shaking, her fingers tightly gripping the trigger.
"Oh, police sister, you misunderstood. I was talking about hands and feet, how did you think of that?" Lin Fan waved his hands in surprise.
Xu Qingxue was so angry that she couldn't speak, her chest heaving violently. She really wanted to shoot this man!
"Stop pretending! The safety isn't on." Lin Fan quickly snatched the gun and pointed it at Xu Qingxue. "Look, now your head is under my gun."
The policeman driving the car panicked and slammed into the guardrail on the side of the road.
Xu Qingxue's face turned pale in an instant. She had never thought that this day would come.
"Don't be afraid, I'm just checking out the gun." Lin Fan chuckled and returned the gun to Xu Qingxue. "You police officers still need to practice your courage."
Xu Qingxue held the gun, anger and humiliation intertwined in her heart. She had never suffered such humiliation!
"Put the gun away." Lin Fan lit a cigarette. "If you weren't good-looking, you'd be dead by now."
He turned to the policeman driving the car and said, "Brother, want a cigarette to calm your nerves?"
"Go back to the police station!" Xu Qingxue ordered coldly.
On the way back to the police station, Xu Qingxue played a phone recording: "Hello, I want to call the police..." She looked at Lin Fan coldly, "This is your voice, do you still want to deny it?"
Lin Fan exhaled a puff of smoke and said calmly, "Convicting someone based solely on the sound? That's too hasty." He laughed playfully, "Go check it out."
Xu Qingxue pursed her lips tightly and said, "I'll ask the technical department to do a sound assessment."
"Okay, I'll wait." Lin Fan smiled disapprovingly. "But, Captain Xu, can we talk about something else? For example... do you have a boyfriend?"
Xu Qingxue glared at him: "This has nothing to do with you."
"How old are you then?" Lin Fan pressed on.
"Don't you know it's very rude to ask a lady's age?" Xu Qingxue replied unhappily.
Lin Fan shook his head. "I'm not asking about age." He gestured in front of his chest. "You know."
Xu Qingxue's face flushed red instantly: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will really shoot!"
Fortunately, his psychological endurance has improved, which prevented him from having close contact with the guardrail again.
"Hey, your imagination is too rich, isn't it? I'm just kindly reminding you that this uniform is too tight and the buttons can't bear the weight." Lin Fan suggested seriously.
"Lin Fan, do you want to get beaten?" Xu Qingxue gritted her teeth, and her hand involuntarily reached for the holster.
"I don't like being pointed at with a gun." Lin Fan's tone was calm.
"What I said before was not a joke. If you weren't so pleasing to the eye, you would be a corpse now."
"Have you practiced ancient martial arts?" Xu Qingxue asked curiously with her eyes wide open.
"I guess I've dabbled in it." Lin Fan said vaguely.
"Why did you want to kill them?" Xu Qingxue asked.
"What are you talking about? I don't understand." Lin Fan began to play dumb. "Who are you going to kill?"
"Those people from foreign forces." Xu Qingxue tried to clarify.
"They definitely have no good intentions in going to Qianlong Mountain. Getting rid of them is getting rid of harm to the people!" A hint of cunning flashed in Lin Fan's eyes.
"To eliminate harm for the people?" Xu Qingxue repeated.
"Yes, it was this hero who intervened and prevented a bloodbath and a wildfire," Lin Fan said seriously. "Otherwise, not only would there have been casualties, Qianlong Mountain would have been destroyed, and even more lives would have been lost fighting the fire!"
He then jokingly added, "Oh, this scene is thrilling just thinking about it. This hero is truly remarkable!"
"Captain Xu, since he's a hero, shouldn't you police officers show some appreciation by giving him a certificate or a small red envelope? You can't let a hero down!"
Xu Qingxue's face turned ugly. Not only do you not admit your mistake, but you also want to take advantage of me? This is too shameless!
"This case involves the ancient martial arts community and the secret service. We, the police, are merely supporting actors; the final decision rests with them," Xu Qingxue explained patiently. "Of course, a bounty isn't out of the question, but you have to admit you're the hero first."
"Alas, I don't have that ability." Lin Fan waved his hands repeatedly. "I'm as timid as a mouse. I wouldn't even dare to kill a chicken, let alone kill someone... Although I also hope to be like that hero and let those foreign forces know that 'those who offend China will be punished, no matter how far away they are,' but I really can't do it."
Xu Qingxue closed her eyes helplessly, deciding not to bother with Lin Fan anymore. She was truly impressed. This guy was impervious to anything, and invulnerable to anything.
"Captain Xu, if you catch that hero, please tell me! I want to shake hands with him and express my admiration for him." Lin Fan spoke incessantly.
"Our country is so lucky to have such a hero!"
Xu Qingxue continued to pretend to be asleep, planning to deal with this guy when she got to the police station. Just let him be stubborn! Just let him continue to act crazy and stupid!
Not long after, the police car roared into the police station compound and stopped steadily.
Lin Fan ascended the stairs, a flicker of confusion crossing his brows. "This situation doesn't seem right? I was supposed to be assisting with the investigation, but why am I in an interrogation room? Are we supposed to be interrogating a criminal?"
"What else? Do you want to go to my office and enjoy a cup of tea?" There was a hint of displeasure in Xu Qingxue's words.
"Hey, going to your office for tea is a good suggestion." Lin Fan nodded, looking happy to accept it.
"Stop talking nonsense and sit down." Xu Qingxue pointed to the chair next to her and activated the recording device. "Repeat the conversation you just heard."
"You don't even offer me a cup of tea, and you expect me to cooperate with the work?" Lin Fan sat down calmly and lit a cigarette.
"Xiao Li, pour him a cup of tea." Xu Qingxue tried her best to suppress her emotions and instructed her assistant.