Chapter 217 Braised Food
Chapter 217 Braised Food
[Don't let the little tomato stay on his dirty head [sits on the ground and breaks down and cries]]
[Put me in a novel, I want to have tomatoes planted on my head. It doesn’t matter if you cut my head open, I want the tomatoes to stay on my head!!!]
[Shouldn’t such a cool plot be equally shared by every Little Tomato fan [stunned and crying]]
[Please allow me to become the nourishment for His Majesty the Little Tomato! [Kneeling devoutly]]
[Bury me, bury me, bury me in the author’s vegetable garden! ]
[I am willing to be in a book, even if it means being a piece of shit. ]
[I would be willing to have small tomatoes planted on my head, or even planted next to strawberries. ]
[Your Highness Little Tomato, you are really hungry. You are so hungry that you can't stand anyone's head [stunned]]
[Why can the cherry tomato be planted on the killer's head? Because it is kind. 】
[The heroine is a law-abiding citizen, it's okay, I'm not, I'm here to kill this killer. ]
[Am I not bad enough? Why can't cherry tomatoes be planted on my head? 】
[Has he figured out how to leave this beautiful new world? [Smiles kindly]]
[Although this killer is very suitable for immediate death, his words really made me laugh for no reason. Is there some kind of weird literature mixed in here? ]
[Killer, can you understand something? If I accidentally stepped on Master Tomato, I would bite my tongue to death. Is his tongue too short to bite? ]
[The heroine is still too kind. If it were me, I would pull out his tendons and use them as skipping ropes, and pull out his blood vessels and use them as water pipes.]
[Killer: If it dies, let everyone be buried with it! Everyone:? ]
[I also want to live in a house covered with ivy [envy]]
[Open the window and you can see the green wall. This is a scene I can only see in my dreams. ]
[It's not true. If I were a killer, I could jump three feet high from the ground with a cherry tomato on my head. If I were a person living in a slum, I would be able to climb faster than the ivy when I saw it hanging down.]
[If I could plant creepers around my walls, I would let my family know what it means to raise a gecko after more than 20 years of cultivation.]
【Quickly learn rock climbing from scratch.】
[A relative of the awakened creeper, a gecko-type personality. 】
[Within two minutes, I want all the information about this creeper. ]
[I can tell at a glance that this is my plant, damn author, give my plant back to me! ]
[Author, if you keep getting stuck, I will let everyone be buried with you! ]
[Okay, okay, every time you arouse my passionate heart, and then I can't see the follow-up and it stops abruptly. Who taught you such an evil update method? 】
【Author, you started the fire, you have to put it out.】
【Author, who gave you the courage to get stuck here?】
[At this moment, the alliance is on the way...]
【…】
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"Why do I have another gift from the Master?"
Brother Qiang read the words floating on the barrage and pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah? You don't have it, my God, I thought every reader has it, but it turns out I'm the only one who has it."
The comments were full of “…”
The photographer is Qiang Ge’s friend Fei Bo.
"Stop being pretentious, it's disgusting."
Brother Qiang said: "You are jealous."
Brother Qiang showed his two packages to the camera, "The boss sent two packages. I originally thought there was only one. I wonder what the full banquet is this time."
As he spoke, his mouth began to secrete saliva.
Netizens in front of the screen were also urging them to open it quickly.
[Damn it, I told you that being a self-media person has its advantages, but my parents insisted that as long as you don’t get killed, it’s fine, there’s no need to make so much money.]
[You fat boy are so lucky. Not only did you become famous by shooting a video, but you also got noticed by the author. ]
[When was the lucky draw this time? How could I know that good things always come one step late [tears shed]]
[This is not a lottery, it is given to the anchor individually. 】
[If I had given up my dignity and started working as a self-media person earlier, I would definitely be the one receiving the gifts now.]
[I just can't let go of my ugly face. My mom should have given me more skin when she gave birth to me. This thin skin makes me feel ashamed no matter what I do.]
[Is it too late to start a self-media now? Will you still see me? 】
[No one told me that showing more presence would be so useful. ]
[Do you have a backer? Why are you the only one who gets to post this? ]
[When will the author be able to set up a lottery again? My black technology is always ready. It was killed by a virus last time, but it will definitely not happen this time! ]
Brother Qiang opened one of the boxes and said, "Why did you send it to me alone? Oh, I also told the author to treat everyone equally, but the author just ignored me and only spoiled me. How embarrassed do you think I am?"
"What do you call this? You only take one scoop from three thousand rivers, hahahahaha..."
As Brother Qiang was talking, he felt so good about it that he let out a duck-like twitching laugh.
Fei Bo looked at him speechlessly and rolled his eyes, his dissatisfaction with him written all over his face, "You can't just take it apart for me. Why are you so slow to take it apart?"
Brother Qiang held him down.
[Damn, he looks so unhappy when he laughs.]
[I am so jealous that my eyes are red, I am so jealous that I scream, I am so jealous that I bite everywhere, I scream, I scream, I bite, I kill, I kill, kill. ]
[Did the above antenatal checkup confirm that no hyperandrogenic syndrome was found? 】
【Hahahaha your mouth is really big. 】
[Are you sure you don't want to sue him for spreading rumors? 】
[Sweet and Sour Spareribs: If you say so, I have no way to defend myself. ]
Brother Qiang restrained his unbridled smile. In the first box there was a lunch box and a note.
——Braised delicacies, eat them before opening another box.
Although Brother Qiang was confused, he still did as he was told.
"Come and witness a miracle together. This time, you sent me some delicious stewed food."
"What is braised food? This should be easy to understand. How can I explain to you what braised food is? Braised food is called braised food."
The barrage was full of ellipsis again.
Practice makes perfect. Brother Qiang opened the lunch box very skillfully and quickly.
The aroma of the stew fills the air instantly.
Fei Bo's eyes were wide open, and he couldn't hold back the saliva in his mouth. He swallowed a mouthful and instantly gathered another one. He was distracted for a moment, and his saliva slowly flowed down when no one was paying attention.
Brother Qiang used all his strength to restrain himself and his voice trembled.
But adhering to his professional ethics, he tried his best to restrain himself and stop his friend who wanted to transform into a demon, and introduced him to everyone in the live broadcast room.
"There are a lot of things in here. First, there are chicken feet. Then this... this looks a bit like a duck neck. This... what is this wrinkled part..."
"Forget it, never mind, let's eat first and everyone just watch."
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