bookcurios Chapter 279 Chapter 283 End Times: I Rely on Sand Sculptures to Attack the Male God 14
Chapter 279 Chapter 283 End Times: I Rely on Sand Sculptures to Attack the Male God 14
Chapter 279 Chapter 283 End Times: I Rely on Sand Sculptures to Attack the Male God 14
"Tongzi, have you smoked? What's the matter with the male god's favorability value?"
Mu Qi was almost crushed by this poisonous favor value, she asked haggardly.
[Host, wait a minute, I'll go and look up the information about the pervert strategy! 】
This is the first time the system has encountered this kind of situation. After all, it is not a strategy system. If it were not for the lack of energy, it would not be able to do the easiest and fastest strategy tasks.
The system went to look through the database, and Mu Qi was a little bored waiting, just at this time the meat was roasted, she quickly picked it up and walked to Jun Jiu, and asked with a smile: "Male god, male god, the meat is roasted, how about you?" Want to try it?"
Looking at the dark thing in front of her, she couldn't see its original shape, Jun Jiu glanced at Mu Qi with a half-smile, but didn't move.
Mu Qi touched her nose in embarrassment, she can't be blamed for this, she is good at cooking, but this is the first time for barbecue, so it's inevitable that there is some surprise, haha...
"Ho ho!"
At this time, the zombie Nan next to him came over, he looked at the barbecue curiously, then looked at Jun Jiu and yelled twice.
"Huh? Want to eat?"
Seeing this, Jun Jiu became interested. He took the barbecue and put it in front of Zombie Nan.
"Ahh~"
Seeing the barbecue served in front of him, Zombie Nan's eyes lit up, and he immediately opened his mouth and bit it.
But Jun Jiu hooked his lips at this time, and when the little zombie was about to bite, he quickly withdrew his hand.
Zombie Nan took a big mouthful of air, was stunned for a while, his eyes were a little puzzled, and it took a while for his dull brain to realize what happened.
"Ho ho!!"
Zombie Nan turned his head and stared at Jun Jiu accusingly.
He bared his teeth with a ferocious look, but he never made any real moves. He was like a kitten who was in a relationship with its owner. It was showing its teeth and claws, but it looked more and more cute and cute.
"Do you only know the word ho ho?"
Jun Jiu held the barbecue with a bad smile. He put the barbecue in front of Zombie Nan with a coaxing tone, "Well, just call me daddy, and I'll give it to you."
Mu Qi: ...
Mu Qi at the side twitched the corners of her mouth, what kind of male god did she have a crush on!
Seeing the meat in front of him, the zombie Nan, who didn't listen to Jun Jiu's words at all, bit it again, but it was a pity that he didn't bite again.
"Ho ho!!!"
Zombie Nan was really angry this time. He looked at Jun Jiu with reddish eyes and moist starry eyes. It's so confusing that people can't bear to bully him.
At least Mu Qi, who was a little afraid of Zombie Nan, felt quite guilty. She looked at Jun Jiu, hesitated and said, "Male god, why don't you...give it to him?"
"That can't be done. I'm teaching him how to speak. Otherwise, he would be so stupid that he wouldn't know how to say it when he was bullied."
Jun Jiu didn't feel any guilt at all, he had a gentle smile and looked like he was thinking of the other party.
Uh, male god, you really didn't want to take revenge for what happened just now?
Mu Qi was speechless, facing the young man's pair of phoenix eyes that implied deep meaning, she lowered her head, and silently swallowed back the complaints in her heart.
The male god, so naive, the current villain is equivalent to a three-year-old child, Mu Qi did not expect that the male god loves to hold grudges so much, and even cares about a child...
I don't know why, what's the matter with the inexplicable contrast?
"Call Dad, and I'll give it to you!"
Facing Zombie Nan's aggrieved star eyes, Jun Jiu was unmoved. He shook the meat in his hand and smiled like a big bad wolf who kidnapped Little Red Riding Hood.
Zombie Nan pursed his lips. He stared at Jun Jiu, as if he was trying to think about the meaning of Jun Jiu's words. After a while, he opened his mouth and called out tentatively: "Ho ho..."
"It's not ho ho, it's dad!" Jun Jiu corrected him so patiently.
"Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho!"
Zombie Nan imitated Jun Jiu's tone and tone, but this time the number of words was right, but the words he could say were still only "hoho".
"Wrong, come on, follow me, Dad, Dad!" Jun Jiu slowed down this time, reading each word one by one.
"Ho, ho??" Zombie Nan tilted his head and followed suit.
"Stupid, it's Dad!" Jun Jiu patted Zombie Nan's head with a disgusted tone.
"Ho ho!!"
Zombie Nan covered his head and frowned, already a little impatient, but facing Jun Jiu's lustful power, he curled his lips and obediently said: "Ba, ho, ba..."
Jun Jiu nodded, "That's right, Dad, Dad."
Zombie Nan looked at Jun Jiu's mouth shape, then opened his lips, and said in a difficult tone: "Ba, ba..."
"Not bad!"
Jun Jiu smiled with satisfaction, and then gave the barbecue in his hand to Zombie Er Fool Nan.
Zombie Nan also laughed. He happily hugged the barbecue, just like the silly son of the landlord's family.
Oh, no, this time I really became someone else's stupid son!
Mu Qi covered her face, she couldn't bear to look directly at her and turned her head, she really found it both funny and chilling about the male god's bad taste.
Zombie Nan didn't realize that he had sold himself. He hugged the barbecue contentedly, then opened his mouth and took a big bite...
The meat was chewing in his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, Zombie Nan squinted, and the expression on his face was enjoying.
But soon, his movements froze!
Zombie Nan opened his eyes, looked at Shangmu Qi curiously and expectantly, and then——
"Bah bah bah..."
Zombie Nan spat out all the barbecued meat from the corner of his mouth, with an expression of disgust as much as he wanted, and Jun Jiu was a little surprised that he had learned the word "呵" without a teacher.
The smile on Mu Qi's face suddenly froze!
Is it that bad?
You zombie is still so picky, don't you know how to give her some face! !
"Ho ho~"
Zombie Nan came to Jun Jiu's side, staring at Jun Jiu with hunger and thirst.
Um?Could these two idiots treat him as food?
I almost forgot that zombies also have to eat, not to mention that the zombie in front of me has been hungry for ten years.
What do zombies eat?
Cannibalism, so it's fine to treat him as food!
Jun Jiu raised his eyebrows, then pondered for a while, took out a crystal nucleus, and handed it to Zombie Nan.
Abilities can be upgraded with crystal nuclei, and zombies can also be upgraded by eating crystal nuclei.
Anyway, it’s all food, so eat more crystal nuclei and you won’t be hungry.
As for human flesh, don't even think about it!
How can those dirty flesh and blood tarnish his perfect experimental product~
In Jun Jiu's eyes, Ye Nan is the most perfect experiment, not only has a strong recovery ability, but also is currently the highest-level zombie, and is also the zombie most likely to become a new species!
After the ninth level, the zombie will fully regain consciousness and become a new species.
Looking at the zombie boy in front of him, Jun Jiu licked his lips, soon, soon...
Thinking of what was about to happen, the smile on the young man's face widened, and he was even a little crazy. Looking at him perverted and evil, it was very frightening.
Seeing this, Mu Qi was so frightened that she shrewdly moved away from Jun Jiu.
Seeing the crystal nucleus, Zombie Nan's eyes lit up, and he immediately picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Crack Kacha!"
After chewing it twice, the extremely hard crystal nuclei turned into slag and entered the stomach of a certain corpse.
After eating, Zombie Nan said "Smash it, Smash it" mouth, then raised his head, looking at Jun Jiu with unsatisfied interest.
Jun Jiu took out another one.
Zombie Nan took it with a happy smile and put it in his mouth. This time he didn't even make a sound. After eating, he stared at Jun Jiu again.
"Oh~"
Jun Jiu smiled, then generously took out a bag of crystal cores and threw it to Zombie Nan.
This operation directly made those members of the Thunder team look stupid.
Because those crystal nuclei are all high-level crystal nuclei, not only are most of them rare fifth-level crystal nuclei, but there are even sixth-level crystal nuclei!
Level six crystal nucleus!
I met a level [-] zombie before, and they were all almost wiped out. One can imagine how precious these level [-] crystal nuclei are!
Ye Haochen watched this scene with teary eyes, wishing he could grab those crystal nuclei immediately.
At that time, he asked Bao Junjiu to exchange a sixth-level crystal nucleus, but the other party refused. He thought that the other party kept the crystal core to upgrade himself, but he didn't expect that the other party had so many sixth-level crystal cores! !
And all of them were given to the damned zombies! !
Zombie Nan is not very clever Yazi, but he can still understand the naked greedy eyes of everyone.
The zombie guard Nan immediately hugged the bag in his hand, as if he was afraid that others would snatch it.
Perhaps because it was still unsafe, Zombie Nan tilted his head and thought about it, and then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he raised his head and poured all the crystal nuclei in the bag into his mouth.
That's hundreds of crystal nuclei! ! !
Everyone was anxious and angry!
But they didn't dare to do anything, after all, the murderous boss was still sitting behind.
"Hiccup~"
Zombie Nan hiccupped in satisfaction, touched his slightly protruding belly, then raised his head, and bared his teeth viciously when he met the surprised and unbelievable eyes of everyone.
It's a pity that he was handsome for only three seconds. Zombie Nan was complacent and wanted Jun Jiu to praise him, but just as he turned around, a certain zombie fell straight to the ground with a "crack" sound...
Crowd: ...
Seeing Zombie Nan's behavior, Jun Jiu twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Men, male god, what's wrong with him?" Seeing this, Mu Qi asked worriedly.
Jun Jiu was careless, not worried at all, he walked over, picked up the zombie Nan on the ground with one hand, and said lightly: "It's okay, I have indigestion."
ah?Can zombies still have indigestion? ?
Mu Qi was a little dazed, then she stood there, watching helplessly as the male god carried the villain into the car, and never came out again...
(End of this chapter)