bookcurios Chapter 104: The Fairy Couple (11)
Chapter 104: The Fairy Couple (11)
"Don't you humans also eat chickens, ducks, fish, wild vegetables and fruits? Each species has different habits and diets. It's just a human, right? Why make such a fuss?"
Lu Changqing talked nonsense for a while, then lightly tapped a weed under him with his finger. A thin vine stretched out, tied up Dong Yong and dragged him over.
"Let me go! Let me go!" Dong Yong struggled desperately, but when he couldn't get free, he turned pale with fear, "Are you also a monster?"
"So what? So what? Do you think you can still escape now?"
Lu Changqing turned around and was about to leave. Seeing this, Dong Yong hurriedly shouted, "Where are you going? Let me go first!"
There's such a big monster next to him, he doesn't want to stay here alone.
"Don't you want a master of ceremonies? I'll go find someone for you right now."
The marriage of the two is an important plot, and Lu Changqing wants to get married first according to the plot setting, and then hold on for a hundred days to complete the main plot, so that she can freely play with the plot after the story ends.
Soon, Lu Changqing came back carrying a short and fat old man. He threw the man next to Dong Yong and clapped his hands, saying, "We have a matchmaker and a master of ceremonies. Can we get married now?"
The God of Land climbed up from the ground with the help of a cane, brushed off the grass debris on his body, and said with a sad face: "Seventh Princess, my old bones can't stand your torture."
"I think my father has already told you what I am doing here. Now that you know my purpose, hurry up and don't waste everyone's time. After I get things done, when I get home, I will say a few good words for you in front of my father."
The God of Land flatteredly said, "Seventh Princess, you are joking. It is my duty to share your father's worries."
Dong Yong's eyes widened like bells, his eyeballs almost falling to the ground, "Seventh Princess! Are you a princess?"
How is this possible? Aren't princesses all precious? Whose princess looks like this? It's totally deceptive!
Lu Changqing said, "My last name is Qi, and my courtesy name is Princess. Is that not okay?"
Dong Yong became even more unconvinced. The old man's attitude towards Lu Changqing was very respectful, even fawning, and submissive. This was obviously the attitude of a servant towards his master.
Who else would name their daughter Princess? He actually found such a ridiculous excuse to deal with him. Did he really think Dong Yong was a fool?
It didn’t matter what Dong Yong’s attitude was, the marriage was concluded peacefully under the witness of the Earth God and the big locust tree.
After paying homage to heaven and earth, Lu Changqing dragged Dong Yong to a cave. This was the place she had found alone on the mountain some days ago when Dong Yong went to work.
Throwing the man to the ground, Lu Changqing looked at the cave covered with spider webs and said, "This is our new house. We will all live here from now on. Go find something to clean this place up."
Dong Yong looked at the cave with rubble all over the ground. How could he clean it without any tools at hand?
"Why should we live here? Don't we have a house? We can go back and live there!"
Lu Changqing glanced at Dong Yong and scolded him, "Don't you have a brain? I beat Mr. Fu up in order to bring you out. Do you think he will retaliate against you? Will he wait for you at your house?"
Dong Yong finally thought of this after Lu Changqing reminded him. He sat down on the ground dejectedly, "What should I do? Will I never be able to go back? That's my home. All my belongings are there."
"If we sell the things in your house for scrap, you won't even get a pound of scrap copper and iron. And all your belongings, are you referring to the pots and pans in that straw shed?"
Dong Yong couldn't quite understand what the first half of Lu Changqing's sentence meant, but judging from the second half and her sarcastic tone, it was definitely not something good.
Dong Yong has always known that Lu Changqing looked down on him and has been playing tricks on him, but even a clay man has temper. This man has despised him again and again, so he also has a temper, right?
"I am poor, so why did you marry me?"
"Oh, you are angry out of shame!" Lu Changqing rolled his eyes to the sky, "Because there is a man who loves you deeply, but is afraid that the world cannot tolerate your unique love, so he asked me to help you have a child first, so that your Dong family will not be extinct."
Dong Yong's face flushed red, "Don't talk nonsense."
"How could I talk nonsense? When I take you to meet him in person, you will know that everything I say is true."
As Lu Changqing spoke, he walked to Dong Yong, scaring him so much that he wanted to step back. But when he was about to take action, he found that he couldn't move his feet at all.
When he looked down, he saw that two vines had climbed up from his ankles to his thighs without his knowledge, firmly imprisoning his lower body.
"What do you want to do?"
"Why are you so afraid of me? The ugly son-in-law hasn't met his parents-in-law yet. I won't kill you."
The next moment, Lu Changqing stomped hard on the back of Dong Yong's foot, and a scream like a pig being slaughtered rang out in the cave.
While the other party was opening his mouth, Lu Changqing popped a small pill into Dong Yong's mouth. As soon as the pill entered his mouth, it turned into a stream of spiritual energy and slid down Dong Yong's esophagus into his stomach.
The severe pain from the instep attracted Dong Yong's attention, which made him not realize that he had just swallowed an unknown drug.
Lu Changqing let go of the vines, and Dong Yong squatted down and hugged his feet, crying aggrievedly: "Why did you step on me?"
"I'm giving you a warning." Lu Changqing threatened: "Don't think about taking this opportunity to slip away, or when I catch you back, it won't be as easy as stepping on your feet. I will break your legs directly."
"Mr. Fu's people may be in my house now. I have no money now. Where can I escape to?"
"Your legs are on your body, how do I know where you are going to escape to?" Lu Changqing kicked Dong Yong who was sitting on the ground, "Hurry up and move. If you don't clean the cave before dark, you will have your legs broken."
After saying that, Lu Changqing went out. After a while, she returned to the cave entrance carrying a large bundle of straw, found a shady place and began to weave a thatched mat.
If nothing unexpected happens, she will have to stay here for a while. If she wants to rest, she still hopes to sleep more comfortably.
After cleaning up the cave, Dong Yong went out to clean up everything. When he came back, he found that there were many more things in the cave.
There were candlesticks, kerosene, pots and pans, water tanks, buckets and other daily necessities. He looked at Lu Changqing in amazement, "Where did these things come from?"
Lu Changqing sat cross-legged on the newly woven straw mat, breathing in and out with his eyes closed as if no one was around. When he heard Dong Yong's voice, he slowly opened his eyes and said expressionlessly, "It fell from the sky."
Dong Yong: ...
Seeing that Dong Yong was still here to bother her, Lu Changqing reminded him: "If I were you, I would go out to dig wild vegetables and collect firewood before it gets dark. Otherwise, without food, blankets, or money, even if you don't starve to death, you will die of cold at night."
After hearing this, Dong Yong rummaged through the pile of things that suddenly appeared in the cave, and indeed did not see any food. He saw the hatchet lying on the ground and quickly picked it up, then ran out in a hurry with a bucket.